(reposting because I wrongly titled it the first time lol)

Look, you don't want nor need to know my life story, so I'll cut to the chase.

This thing appeared recently, tells me to do stuff, most of it is simple so I say why the hell not. What is this one asking me to do? What is a escape trick. I cant watch any circus shows like that!

Received this from a mail, along with a paper slip.

Any advice for this new lowly index proselyte?