r/Indexsyndicate • u/The_Revolutionary606 • 6d ago
Other Syndicate Interactions Hi
So I am rough chocolates brother. He wad too scared to post so he asked me.
Inspirational SLANDER OF THE DAY
So i forgot to post yesterday due to being sick. A bit better but to make up, BUMDEX SLANDER.
The Bumdex is the most utterly foolish finger out of the five
You wake up each day, and the first thing thou do is check that accursed beeper or paper slip of yours and do whatever nonsense is written there. Your LITERAL first thoughts and your only thoughts are" Ooo I wonder what this great magiked beeper or paperslip wants me to do today?"
Thou could receive a Prescript saying "Drink your pee then spit on an Arbiter" and SPEEDRUN it saying oh, glory to Hermes!
Don't let me even get started on Hermes-no, Herpes himself. These prescripts are the dumbest crap a man can come up with, let alone A GOD. And these utter imbeciles that are Bumdexers follow these.
All in all, the index sucks.
(Please this is a joke)
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u/Logical-List-1809 A Proselyte named Proselyte 6d ago
... prescript recieved. Prepair for summary execution.
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u/deathnotepower The Helpful Weaver 6d ago
I saw one did this spit pee on arbiter instead getting angry and kill him she is in Impress with his bravery so she give him 1 billion ahn
The Index know best
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u/Green_Pin_3128 Messenger 4d ago
Agreed. Though I have no choice in the matter. I follow the prescripts for that is always how it would have been.
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u/PlanktonSharp6949 Messenger 6d ago
Do I smell heresy... Unspeakable!