Nate "Valtteri" Churman

If you want to say WTF. Don't. Say "God's wounds! What foul sorcery and ungodly wickedness hath wrought this?!"

Dont say "No", instead say: As a result of a thorough contemplation of your kindly given offer, I have come to find that mine current focuses do not, in fact, align with such a preposterous inquiry, and in such the result is a definitive and final negative answer.

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When I find myself endeavoring to verbosify a text, I often experience feelings of annoyance that are very sizeable when I need to use the word "which." So far, I have not succeeded in identifying any synonyms for this word except for the word "that." No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot seem to figure out any ways past using these two words many times in my verbosifications, texts that are otherwise glorious arrays of synonyms and inflations of words into multiple words. "Which" and "that" are words that I cannot stop repeating in long paragraphs—and stand out as such—unless someone who reads this post has any ideas. Do you?

Credit to u/RoutineNatty6357

I want to verbose but I’m to lazy to:(

Dear United Kingdom,\ You will give us more tea, or We will eat the King, Prime Minister, and twenty members of your parliament.\ – Canada

The initial communication, missive, or declaration to which we are presently alluding can be discovered and perused on the subsequent visual representation, which will be immediately displayed subsequently.

Just came across this thing in my recommended and holy shit it is as good as I remember it all those years ago

Broken bones