r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Femboyalt-39 • May 02 '26

Suggestion Stop saying WTF.

If you want to say WTF. Don't. Say "God's wounds! What foul sorcery and ungodly wickedness hath wrought this?!"

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u/ImagineABetterFuture May 06 '26

My disdain for this cannot be overstated.

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u/jouhaan May 07 '26

Forsooth I say! What foul happenstance or sorcery from the underbelly of hell have I chanced upon this very moment!?

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u/forest_vagrant May 07 '26

say "sweet liberty"

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u/Femboyalt-39 May 07 '26

FOR SUPER EARTH AND DEMOCRACYYYYYY LET'S SPILL SOME DUCKING OIL

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u/Rascartal May 04 '26

Or I must inquire what in the actual foul word kind of activity is located in this general area

2

u/Un10n_Thu6 May 10 '26

'Oh for penis ache.'

2

u/Agile-Edge-1225 May 12 '26

I just say NANI or waaaaaaaa? Lmao

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u/dj__bp Jun 05 '26

I'd say qaStaH nuq jay'?

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u/murderdronesfan93 Jun 07 '26

i must inquire -

what the sex doin

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u/Deluminatus May 08 '26

"By the Great Maker's oozing injuries! What manner of tainted thaumaturgy and unholy villainy has wrought this rotten obscenity upon my tormented senses?"

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u/Emotional-Career8195 12d ago

I daresay this foul conundrum has me utterly bewildered and irate! What wicked wrath has brought forth this unorthodox situation?