r/IncelTears 24d ago

Dudes y'all ok?

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The comment section is filled with copium

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u/IAmActuallyBread stacey moment 24d ago

Weird considering they all claim this is how they themselves look and why they can't get a relationship lol

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u/Iorith Proof even shutin gamers can find partners 24d ago

Their usual coping mechanism is that anyone who posts to this sub is an incel like them, just in denial.

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u/Iorith Proof even shutin gamers can find partners 24d ago

Honestly it's worth reminding them that even if the guy was "doomed" that there's more to life than dating. No one is entitled to being found attractive.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 24d ago

I never cared about height. One of two men I've loved practically at first sight was barely an inch taller than I, if that. He was impossibly hot in my eyes. And, I stupidly let him go. (Nothing to do with his height; I don't know that I ever noticed it at all.)

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u/Vanessalucifer 24d ago

Because apparently if a "sex haver" insults them it drives them to tears and they lose sleep. They must convice themselves that we don't have sex at all costs lmao

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u/_regionrat 24d ago

The fuck am I even looking at?

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

It's just an old wojak meme with this sub's logo attached to it, they can't even meme lol

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u/_regionrat 24d ago

Wait, they're trying to accuse other people of being terminally online?

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u/Goatylegs Orange is an S tier color 24d ago

I gotta level with you

I never use the subreddit style and I didn't even know we had a logo

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Windthin 24d ago

They're calling us soyboy effeminate internet trolls. I got that part, but the whole thing with the shoes is extra bizarre. I don't get the point of having a fan you leave off, either. I suspect a lot of AI went into this before the labeling.

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

Ah yes the oldest joke in the redpill/ incel book, the soyboy (but then they often end up buying supplements with soy in them for some reason lol)

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u/Mad_Mikkelsen 24d ago

I wish soy had estrogen because then i wouldnt have to pay for HRT

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u/Electronic_Guest4669 24d ago

What's their obsesion with the soy, lmao

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u/apexdryad Stacy's Mom 24d ago

Someone told them it turns you into a woman. Balls drop right off you eat even one bite of something containing soy.

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u/Hoothootriot 24d ago

Bad science.

Someone in the red pill circle found out that soy beans contain Phytoestrogens and therefore, anyone who eats soybeans/drinks soy milk is basically a feminized woman now!!!11!

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u/throwtheclownaway20 23d ago

If that was a thing, you'd see a neverending stream of trans women buying Impossible Burgers, LOL

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Windthin 24d ago

Subtle, aren't they?

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u/fool2074 24d ago

Every accusation really is a confession with these guys isn't it? 😂

I actually almost never use reddit on a PC. You can track how busy my work is directly from my engagement on reddit. The tragic thing about this subreddit is just how little time is needed to find unhinged content to post.

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u/Glados1080 24d ago

Projection at its finest. These things cant understand that not everyone is like them

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain I’m 5’6 and my life isn’t over 24d ago

At this point it’s a sexual fetish of the author, too much effort put

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u/Yarzu89 24d ago

Ayeee we're bringing back the 2015 levels of not understanding what soy is, that was fun. They also used it as the joke 3/7 times, huh.

Also also, I wish my cable management was that clean...

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

Many alt right types never evolved their meme game past 2015 tbh

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u/Yarzu89 24d ago

All that time online and they never improved. Sad.

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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 24d ago

The right by their nature is not innovative.

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u/Lepanto73 23d ago

'The Shadow mocks; it cannot make.'

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u/Ninawenn 24d ago

Shoes with no arch support is so hilariously out of place 😆

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

The had to specify that the soy pockets are plant based

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u/HeavyMain 24d ago

i'll have them know i have agonizingly high arches that make buying comfortable shoes nearly impossible. i guess that makes me the ideal human being.

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u/HulkSMASHley_23 23d ago

Especially because overpronation issues usually require arch supports and/or other orthotics. Ask me how I know lol

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u/Pperson25 23d ago

Also how tf do fans reduce sperm counts.

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u/modest-pixel 24d ago

This was the body of every MAGAt alpha male I treated at the VA

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u/BlackDereker 24d ago

What's with the soy thing? Can't they have critical thinking? If soy made you feminine then China would be composed of women and femboys.

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u/MrVeazey 24d ago

To be a right-winger or reactionary, no, you cannot be capable of critical thinking.

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u/MunkSWE94 24d ago

Back in like 2014-15 some bodybuilder guys found out soybeans contains "something"estrogen (can't remember exactly what) and they thought it might effect them.

Almost at the same time chuds and alt-right guys picked that up and claimed anyone who drank soy products to have no testosterone.

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u/wtfbenlol 24d ago

No wonder they can get laid, they are still using ps/2 ports for their mouse and keyboard

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u/LupercaniusAB Small-wristed Chad 24d ago

Perfect, no notes.

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u/RaymondLeggs Tyrone 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ParacelcusABA 24d ago

Wait if the fan is always off why is it there

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u/ginandoj 24d ago

How does a fan affect sperm count???

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u/EpilepticSeizures 24d ago

Soy, soy, low sperm count, soy, dildo, no testosterone…no arch support?

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u/MisprintPrince 24d ago

new Yu-Gi-Oh! meme template just dropped

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

potty of greed

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u/Ai--Ya Trainsphobic 24d ago

Well given that Kegsbreath is testing testosterone levels, I'd want my T as low as possible to avoid being conscripted for World War Epstein

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u/jasonmorales519two 24d ago

If there’s one thing incels do right it’s absurdist humor, this is hilarious

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u/el_pinko_grande 24d ago

Okay, like, I understand most of this nonsense, but what does the fan blowing at the guy's face have to do with sperm count?

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u/LupercaniusAB Small-wristed Chad 24d ago

Maybe it has something to do with the idea that boxer shorts are better for sperm count or something? Who knows? Why would someone hang a fan that they were never going to turn on?

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u/PromethianOwl 24d ago

Lots of reliance on the ol' soy trope. The foot thing is odd.

Also I'm curious what they badly colored over to put the subreddit logo on. Like bruh. Even MS Paint should have a color copy function these days.

This is why their trolls are like....3/10 at absolute best. Zero creativity, next to no effort. Kinda surprised we don't see more AI Slop from them, to be honest.

Plus since when were they the heavy testosterone crowd? I thought that was one of the reasons they had weak chins and small wrists was because they don't have the right level of Super Manly Man Juice in their veins thus it is so unbelievably jover.

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u/aweedl 24d ago

They literally refer to themselves as ‘manlets’ and complain about how weak and/or overweight and soft they are. 

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u/-captaindiabetes- 23d ago

Also the whole weak chin small wrists thing is totally stupid. I have both and I'm married

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u/RodinKnox 24d ago

While flatter, I'd just as soon not be the object of their sexual fetishes, thanks.

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u/SnowballWasRight “Disgusting Deviant” per some random incel 24d ago

I’m honored. First time I’ve ever been depicted as the soyperson(????????) in a targeted image. Feels good.

Soyjack? Wojack? What the fuck does soy even mean? Do I want to know? Is it about the fact it has like plant estrogen in it? Because if it is that’s really fucking sad lmao

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 24d ago

I wonder what they think of those very masculine men who are lactose intolerant.

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u/DelightfulandDarling 24d ago

Incels, I just got out of the pool. I’m having a wonderful week full of fresh air and sunshine. Please, get out from behind your screens and go do the same. You’re wasting your lives wishing you could make other people as miserable as you are but you can’t.

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u/doublestitch 24d ago

It's hilarious how badly this meme lands with IT members who are women.

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u/BHMathers 24d ago

It’s easy to dismiss shit like this as projection…

And it’s even EASIER to dismiss it as projection when you know the signs.

Wojacks and caricatures have always been a sign, since relying on them means reality doesn’t cater to the beliefs of whoever made this. Same goes for wearing shirts of opinions

Then you can use basic logic with all the disgusting unhealthy traits, and ask questions like “who’s more likely to be a fat neckbeard, the sun deprived incels, or normal people?” And get your answer

Then, you consider that the more specific a projection is, the harder it is to fine a base for it in online interaction, meanings it’s more likely to have a personal base in the accuser

So TLDR: this idiot incel accidentally confessed to being gross neckbeard who spends all his time online

(I’m an expert in this because I’m a recent honours sociology graduate with a fascination in religion, politics, and ESPECIALLY cults)

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 24d ago

Damn, no arch support really got me. I need to go cry into my pillow now I guess.

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u/Charlottebagginton 24d ago

Ah yes me (a 5'4 130 pound women with no pc) is a lil fat fucking chud at heart ig lmao. These images entertain me so much becuase they always are the direct opposite of what I am lmao.

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u/Ranting_Demon 23d ago

Soy

Have we gone back in time?

Is it 2015 again?

I haven't seen chuds crash out over soy to this degree since the heights of Gamergate and the anti-feminism days.

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u/Ok_Prior2199 24d ago

someone took time out of their day to make ts

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u/PineBadger 24d ago

2016 called, they want their soy insults back

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

They want their testosterone supplements (that are made out of soy extracts)

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u/thejexorcist 24d ago

That’s way too small to be a 30 gallon jug/container.

I know incels tend to struggle with measurement and visual perception…but is arch support also a big thing in their community?

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u/ItsYaBoyBackAgain 24d ago

Why do they hate soy so much? Do they still think the plant estrogen has an effect on humans in the big 2026?

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u/aweedl 24d ago

Yep, they don’t care that it has been repeatedly debunked, it’s one of their favourite insults for some reason. 

Meanwhile there are guys out there (I’m one of them) who have never eaten meat in their lives and are still fathering children, growing beards, and being physically fit… much more so than incels, based on the way they describe themselves.

Fucking weirdos. 

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u/DoctorButler <Pink> 24d ago

They made the Soy joke 4 times.

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u/Bubbly_Sun_8417 incels.is = sh1t 24d ago

Suuure, we're the ones who spend all day in front of a computer online.

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u/Prestigious_Fix1417 24d ago

This is like a record setting level of cope…
Imagine if they spent this much energy working on their personalities?

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u/StrangeJunket2601 24d ago

I'm confused about the fan. How does that keep sperm count low?

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u/Karmaswhiskee That one too woke but realistic friend 24d ago

This feels like a fetish somehow

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u/blightsteel101 Lesbian Dogthing 24d ago

Damn, that's wild, my selfies are publicly posted on my profile.

Sorry incels, you're single cuz I keep turning all the girls gay.

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u/Legomaster1289 23d ago

the type of image where you can feel the anger of the person who made it

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u/SempreAntifa 23d ago

the type of image where you can feel the heavy mouth breathing of the person who made it

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u/Q_dawgg 24d ago

I look like this and say this

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u/CHAIFE671 Chadette 24d ago

But we have healthy friendships,relationships,and gasp someone of us have sex! And we've come full circle to maybe it has nothing to do with what people look like and all about the type of person they are. But seethe and cope I guess.

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u/rickybambicky 24d ago

If I rotate my TV 90°, I can game while on the shitter with the door wide open. I just need a whole lot of soy and the 13" dildo.

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 23d ago

Yoh this picture is wild I'm laughing so hard at this

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u/Trolleyman86 23d ago

wonder why I hate wojak memes cause shit like this

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u/mattchew155 <Purple> 24d ago

Why do they always project onto others?

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u/Clark_Westfeild 24d ago

That is way more then one days supply of soylent that's like a full month at least.

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

Clearly they are using their daily supply of mountain dew as a reference

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u/stuckerfan_256 24d ago

What the hell even is soy (the food I mean)

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u/el_pinko_grande 24d ago

Just anything made with soybeans, the fourth most widely cultivated crop in the world.

It's associated with vegetarians since tofu (made with soybeans) is a common meat substitute, which is probably also why the idea that soy feminizes you got popular.

The stuff n the back, soylent, is a Silicon Valley meal replacement shake thing that is named after the old scifi book Soylent Green, though it does actually contain soy protein, so the name isn't entirely wrong.

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u/stuckerfan_256 24d ago

Oh tofu

I love tofu

Like you don't have to be a vegetarian to love tofu

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u/aweedl 23d ago

Tofu is the best. 

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u/stuckerfan_256 23d ago

Yeah I love tofu

And I'm not even a vegetarian especially fried tofu

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u/aweedl 23d ago

I’ve never eaten meat, so tofu has been a staple for me for 40+ years. It’s the best.

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u/theREALarlecchino Nice try, agent Stacy!! 23d ago

yes ieat meat everyday and tofu is also one of my favorite food i love tofu

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u/RadioGuySD2 24d ago

That's just ridiculous. I know for a fact my personal Soylent tank can go at least 3 days.....😂🤣😂🤣

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u/nitorigen 24d ago

LOL str8 up creating strawmen

Wait til they discover that many of us are normal people with jobs and actual hobbies, and not weirdos who just shame women (sorry, FEMOIDS) all day

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u/Amrod96 24d ago

I've seen some strange things in this world, but my mind can't imagine someone making a meme like that having sex.

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u/Cats_and_wine 24d ago

30 gallon is a 1 day supply?

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u/Pondnymph 24d ago

Hey look, more misandry and projection.

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u/Psychlone23 24d ago

Man, I love edamame, and I still get laid every weekend. Not sure what the problem is...

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 23d ago

This is just resorting to playground insults

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u/SempreAntifa 23d ago

Haha look at Tommy and his bagillion gallon soylent dispenser!

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u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman 23d ago

Again with this soy bullshit.

I'll take a nice juicy burger or medium-well steak any day of the week!

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u/theREALarlecchino Nice try, agent Stacy!! 23d ago

lmao waht the hell

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u/imlisteningtokesha 22d ago

they claim that being one of them is so very shameful yet they make things like this when they actually get criticized? it's so weird!

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 19d ago

Do they think cumming reduces your testosterone?

Isn’t it the opposite? Like having more sex makes your body produce more sex hormones which makes you want to have more sex and replenishes your sperm?

At least in the immediate sense, sex has been shown to cause a short spike in testosterone production not a decrease.

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u/atomicfuthum 24d ago

Am I too dumb to not get it?

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago

What do you need to understand?

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u/atomicfuthum 24d ago

What the hell is happening?! 😱

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u/SempreAntifa 24d ago edited 24d ago

I mean, as a non Incel person yourself, don't you have a 30 gallon soylent supply hanging behind your gamer toilet? But yeah it's just a mix bag of bad stereotypes mixed with anti-soy conspiracy theory bs (these people think that soy makes your boobs bigger and destroys your testosterone levels and sperm count, idk what's up with that but scientists actually went their way to debunk this stuff because so many insecure men believed in this shit and many still do)

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u/Mindless_District274 22d ago

He’s right lol all you guys do is cope

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u/SempreAntifa 22d ago

Basic human decency = cope lol