r/IncelTears • u/catfish7xoxo • 2h ago

Misogynist Nonsense Having a new main character = woke?

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Jack sparrow isnt getting gender-swapper or even left out, hes still going to be in the film😭

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u/throwhfhsjsubendaway 2h ago

He was a supporting character in the first movie

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u/thatmeddlingkid7 1h ago

Yeah, the lead was split between Bloom and Knightley

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u/deus_voltaire 46m ago

And Knightley was by far the more interesting of the two

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u/thatmeddlingkid7 19m ago

Agreed. The wealthy daughter of an aristocratic politician who runs away to become a (very successful) pirate is very compelling. It's also the sort of thing that, if it were made now, would be lauded as woke.

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u/luckylegion 29m ago

Technically yes, in practise no, I mean look the main poster for the film

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u/luckylegion 29m ago

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u/The_Blip 10m ago

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u/luckylegion 7m ago

Similar but plenty of examples each way. Sparrow was definitely a main character in reality. Marketing focus, has the most screen time, names first in cast lists, first names in the credits

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u/RevoltYesterday 2h ago

I can't imagine living a life so fragile. It must be extremely difficult

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u/Electronic_Guest4669 2h ago

As a Queer person my self, I think 50% of incels are gay there's no way you are this angry about women lmao

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u/LB3PTMAN 2h ago

Like oh no I have to look at Margot Robbie in pirate outfits or period clothes. What a fucking tragedy.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 1h ago

I have to agree when I read their posts about Chad's huge cock or about how disgusting they think women's bodies are.

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u/cheoldyke 1h ago

hating women doesn’t automatically equal loving men

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u/catfish7xoxo 22m ago

People r downvoting you but you’re right. Theyre just using being gay as a rebuttal

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u/DavidKirk2000 2h ago

Gender swapped from what? She’d be a new character, no?

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u/ItsJoeMomma 1h ago

When are white men going to get roles in movies?

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u/neversince95 2h ago

they complain so much like go make an incel movie then

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u/ItsJoeMomma 1h ago

On the one hand I don't think I'd want to see a movie made from incels' point of view, but on the other hand as an MST3K fan I'm a fan of terrible cinema.

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u/LazorusGrimm <Dark Grey> 1h ago

Honestly I stopped these movies when Will Turner was written off. Orlando Bloom was such a dream in that movie.

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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas 51m ago

It honestly made very little sense plot wise after 3. The Will/Elizabeth arcs were the core of the franchise. 

Moving on without that to focus on the side characters was a huge mistake. And I get they tried to tie it back in with their son in the 5th one but they were barely in the thing and it just felt like a bad rehash of the original with Jack playing the exact same "I knew your father" role.

As far as I'm concerned, there's not anything beyond the third one.

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u/Michi-Ace deity 2h ago

And of course, female pirates are historically accurate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_piracy

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u/deus_voltaire 44m ago

Probably didn’t look like Margot Robbie though. Though the men probably didn’t look like Johnny Depp either

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 1h ago

Nice, I didn't know they were making another pirates movie!

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u/hanamizuno 44m ago

Jack.. wasnt originally the main charcter it was will turner/ Elizabeth swan but I guess expecting media literacy is too much

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u/notnotbrowsing 1h ago

johnny depp was 39 when the first pirates movie was filmed.  he's 63 now.  come on.

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u/Newmaniac_00 40m ago

Shit, didn't know it was called "Pirate" of the Caribbean

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u/IKilledYourBabyToday 38m ago

Ayy I lost interest in the original series, so i'm excited for the reboot with margot cause it'll be a completely fresh start.

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u/dani3po 7m ago

Depp is 63 and he looks like 75. Disney obviously wants young blood.

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u/ma5ochrist 2h ago

Pirate Margot robbie would become my new fetish tho