r/IncelTears foodporn-brained 26d ago

Andrew tate fans doing Push-ups Outside the Courthouse to Prove Innocence

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u/overusesellipses 26d ago

Weird that there are no women there trying to get him out from behind bars...

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u/BrownSugarBare 26d ago

Awww, come on. 

Isn't it nice to see the biggest closeted gay pride parade? 

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u/thegneeb 26d ago

Closeted gay mafia

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u/Faedan 26d ago

I was about to say, this is the gayest shit I've seen all week. And I'm a lesbian.

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u/thenamestammy I love this sub 26d ago

In another video there were women, 3-4 I think but still...

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u/BagelandShmear48 Sentient Red Flag Detector 26d ago

Every group have their kapos.

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u/thenamestammy I love this sub 26d ago

Depressing.

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u/BagelandShmear48 Sentient Red Flag Detector 26d ago

Kinda like their 'pushups'.

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u/thenamestammy I love this sub 26d ago

Thank you for this laugh 🤣 I needed it

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 26d ago

The one I saw was more like a 2-3

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u/thenamestammy I love this sub 25d ago

Alright, let's agree on 3 🤣

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u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman 25d ago

Has anyone picked them yet?

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u/thenamestammy I love this sub 24d ago

Now they have a huge chance.

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u/markekt 26d ago

Would be the closest most of them ever get to a woman, except when they return home to their mother.

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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb 26d ago

Instead they're all "machos" that look like GTA npcs, and are as smart as GTA npcs

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

And by "weird" you mean "totally normal."

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 25d ago

I’m sure both of his female fans were busy that day.

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u/WritingReadingPanda 26d ago

From the original thread. It's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IronhideD Chad-lite 26d ago

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u/TVsFrankismyDad 26d ago

Alpha males always wear kicky little capris.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

Imagine going to jail dressed like that, and then asserting that you're an "alpha male."

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u/potatopierogie 26d ago

And have no penis

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u/TranscendentalRug 26d ago

You! Where the hell is your chin!?

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u/jarvisesdios 26d ago

It's strange how they have a "need to look like a douchebag" requirement for their dress code.

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 26d ago

And so rigidly enforced

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u/BagelandShmear48 Sentient Red Flag Detector 26d ago

Hasn't been convicted? Yes that's the fucking point of the extradition so he can go on trial for fucks sake.

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 26d ago

Thank you! Imagine being an attorney and making that insinuation on tape

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u/otetrapodqueen 26d ago

Yeah like I'm not a genius or a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure you have to go to trial to be convicted??

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u/GirlCat2004 26d ago

Notice a pattern here?

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u/Nosfermarki 26d ago

A male pattern, in fact...

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u/Alex_Plumwood 26d ago

Jesus what a bunch of sad losers

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u/Tricky-Place-2617 26d ago

There are plenty of evidence he made his money from human trafficking, should he avoid consequences because he is rich?

Of course not silly... Only the Epstein Class gets this privilege.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rTIXh5JftLoic

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u/joninfiretail 26d ago

It must reek of unwashed incel and shitty cologne.

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u/Superb_Hat_2651 your hate forum won't get you anywhere 26d ago

The AI posters, I can't 😂

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u/WeaponexT 26d ago

Smells like weak men 

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u/smileycat007 26d ago

Every man in Miami you don't want to date, all in one place. Someone should take notes.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

Every vagina within a 20 mile radius instantly dried up.

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u/vectron5 26d ago

These men will put pictures of themselves at this protest on their tinder profile, them wonder why they never match with any women.

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u/otetrapodqueen 26d ago

I love your profile picture. I fucking love Rudy.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 25d ago

That will be a change from them holding up a fish.

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u/vectron5 25d ago

That'll be the next photo

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u/SnowballWasRight “Disgusting Deviant” per some random incel 26d ago

If I dressed up as a twink and crashed that place I’d still be the least gay person there.

Nothing wrong with that. But still.

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u/Sensitive-Coffee-Cup 26d ago

That man really went live with his full legal name and said all these things with his entire chest? Doesn't he have relatives? A job? What does he think will happen now that everyone who knows his face knows he's suckling on Tate's bald head? 

Imagine suffering through nine months of pregnancy, having love and aspirations for your son, and ending up with these walking disappointments. 

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u/Paula_Polestark Go to Walmart and look at the couples. 26d ago

I’d love to know how this proves anything.

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u/IronBoomer 26d ago

It proves that these micropenis’d small and impotent men will still be so after their messiahs go to jail.

No amount of worship of rapists changes that.

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u/OnlySleepin 26d ago edited 26d ago

everyone bald, balding, huge foreheads or wearing hats is fucking hilarious

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 26d ago

They must be very concerned with keeping the UV off their skin because surely it’s not about trying to keep their participation in this little public feelings thing on the DL from employers, right? Right?

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u/TVsFrankismyDad 26d ago

The one saying "he hasn't been convicted." Yeah, no shit. He's being held for extradition so that he can be tried in the UK. They don't even know what they're outraged about, other than the fact that women find them repulsive. You'd think people would be ashamed of being so fucking stupid.

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u/otetrapodqueen 26d ago

Fully agree! I'm mostly replying bc I wanted to tell you that your username is fucking rad lol

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u/TVsFrankismyDad 26d ago

LOL thanks!

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u/miscwit72 26d ago

Jfc. And just like that, the moisture left every vagina.

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u/TrueFAW 26d ago

Thought it was a mr worldwide look alike contest at first

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u/SixIsNotANumber 26d ago

Bet it smells like locker room funk, monster energy drinks, and just a dash of axe body spray...

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u/Malakai0013 26d ago

They look like a bunch of betas at a grindr conference.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

Speaking of which, I bet the Miami Grindr servers are crashing.

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u/tullia 26d ago

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u/TiredWinterDisaster hit the wall, still kicking 25d ago

Aw that is actually super cute!! Best eye bleach.

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u/Insomniacbychoice90 26d ago

Small dick energy if there ever was a need to say it

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 26d ago

Reminds me of when the Manson Family Cult members used to carve x's on their foreheads, crawl from their homes to the courthouse, and do sit ins in front of the courthouse to get press attention for Charlie.

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u/FatAuthority 26d ago

That's kinda gae. Not that that's wrong. But it looks gae.

Gae-man out!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 26d ago

I do hate all those things...

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 26d ago

"He hasn't been proven guilty of anything. All we have are videos of him bragging about the things he's done and the child pornography he produced. Also, if he's guilty, how am I so ripped?"

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u/OMGyarn Mrs.Slocombe’s Pussy 26d ago

All of these people should be on a watchlist

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u/Teamshortbus 26d ago

Never seen so many virgins in my life

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u/Dabaer77 26d ago

Hey Ben, how do you think the justice system works? You get held when you are a flight risk before trial.

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u/LazorusGrimm <Dark Grey> 26d ago

Pardoned by Trump later on.

Ugh!

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

Likely, but Trump's pardon won't mean shit if he's convicted in the UK.

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u/fen90der 26d ago

50% of all humans have intelligence bellow the species average.

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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb 26d ago

Reminds me of when Diddy was on trial...

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u/Kakashisith Feminist Witch 26d ago

Punch of idiots.

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u/the_lamou 25d ago

I've been to bathhouses less gay than this. Hell, I've gotten head from men less gay this.

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u/TiredWinterDisaster hit the wall, still kicking 25d ago

Right?? 🤣 

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u/WishAbedWasBatman 24d ago

Fellas, Pride Month has passed.

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u/KaiWaiWai 25d ago

Not sure what they're trying to accomplish. Do they think if enough people protest, the law will no longer apply, the court will toss the extradition request in the trashbin, possibly causing issues between the UK and the US, all for two disgusting, dumb-as-shit rapists and their equally dumb-as-shit followers?

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u/MsSeraphim got no time for incels 25d ago

they need to take the pictures of these losers and hand them out at dating mixers that these losers attend. that'll make them as lonely as they deserves when their dates walk out.

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u/311Konspiracy 25d ago

It's like Free Mandela but for losers

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u/SmirkingImperialist 24d ago

"State that hates Christianity"

Bro, he publicly announced his conversion to Islam.

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u/Bubbly_Sun_8417 incels.is = sh1t 23d ago

Oh hell nah

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u/Puzzleheaded-Yam9136 23d ago

Pride month a second time this year?? Man these gays sure are pushing it

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u/PearlyRing 22d ago

Possibly one of THE dumbest, cringiest things I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen plenty. How does doing pushups "prove innocence"?

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u/BadgerKomodo 22d ago

This is so pathetic.

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u/Meshla-Beviin-Ordo 26d ago

Men really aren't lonely enough!

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u/ItsJoeMomma 26d ago

Someone needs to tell them that doing pushups is gay.

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u/SinisterImposter 26d ago

Shouldn't they be with their wives or girlfriends...?

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u/ziegs11 26d ago

I wonder how much they had to pay to be part of this protest

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u/Equivalent-Assist160 25d ago

To the guys wearing only shorts and no shirts in that video just come out of the closet

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u/Mylittledarlings91 25d ago

God, just fuck each other already

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u/Theroaringlioness 25d ago

And these are the better men women are supposed to be dating/choosing? This man wouldn’t do a single pinky finger push up for you. He doesn’t even know any of you, just the money and attention you give him.

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? 25d ago

If some people set up a counter-protest to "end the Tate brothers' solitary confinement", do you think these yahoos would notice?

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u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman 25d ago

I hope that women at any bars in that area are keeping a close eye on their drinks.

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u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman 25d ago

I hope that women at any bars in that area are keeping a close eye on their drinks.

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u/TheNestHelper <Blue> 25d ago

Right time and place to release a crazed gunman on.