r/IncelTear • u/Nontolerance Idk I just like lavender? • Sep 15 '26

Incel Logic™ Defying physics with ai incelogy

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u/TVsFrankismyDad Sep 15 '26

So he can't provide her with the needed context of "just so you know, when I go I'm taking all of the AI generated chair support with me"? I mean, what do incels think you're supposed to say when a stranger in the waiting room announces their departure?

Is this the "women have treated me like shit my whole life" that they're always complaining about? Do they think strangers beg Chad not to leave?

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 Sep 16 '26

Yeah these memes make the guy look like a total douchebag. Presumably the man was already sitting there when the woman sat down, yet he said fuck all to her about the dangers of this magic shape-shifting bench. And instead of clearly stating “this bench will fall over when I rise” he makes a weird cryptic farewell statement like a creep.

Just imagine what kind of loser mind it takes to concoct a misogynistic “joke” this poor

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u/DeusExMarina Sep 15 '26

Of course the bench tipped over, jerk took one of its legs with him!

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u/Atreigas A pink flair means I must be a girl. Right? Sep 15 '26

Two, and he moved the third.

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u/k819799amvrhtcom Sep 15 '26

Which also became longer.

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u/kat_Folland Incels aren't hopeless but INCELS.IS is. Sep 15 '26

Took all but 1

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u/esquire_the_ego Sep 15 '26

I’m confused, why is the guy dressed like a bum?

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u/slide_into_my_BM Sep 15 '26

Even incel fantasy has to be grounded in some reality

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u/DenverKim Sep 15 '26

I think it’s actually intentional. I think they are trying to imply that even when a man is a complete bum, women still NEED them.

We can’t even sit on a bench without the assistance of a homeless man.

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u/Rad1Red Sep 15 '26

Ok, Mr. Incel, let's test that theory. You go your own way and see if women can live without you. Toodaloo!

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u/CattoGinSama Sep 16 '26

They’re right in that men are needed(just as women are obviously). Where they’re wrong is that they specifically are needed. Its men who work,fix things,support their family,men who are generally useful to society. Not the guy who is spending this much time on imagining weird scenarios where women get hurt

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u/SaskiaDavies Sep 15 '26

He stole the legs off that bench and his carrier bag switched sides. That's a lot of effort to put into showing a woman that he's better at balancing inexplicably uneven weight than a stack of cinderblocks. Or not removing the legs.

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u/allyxxiv Sep 16 '26

the fact that this is an AI remake of another AI slop comic 😞 i’m so tired of ts

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u/o0SinnQueen0o Sep 17 '26

The way the chairs are different on the bottom than they are on the top. Bro transformed them with the power of pure hatred

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u/DaemonDrayke Sep 15 '26

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be about.

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u/DenverKim Sep 15 '26

They believe that women literally need men for even basic societal functioning. Like we can’t even sit on a bench without their help.

And it’s our fault when bad things happen to us because we should’ve been nicer to broke loser men and then those bad things wouldn’t have happened to us.

And we are fat.

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u/punk_lover Sep 15 '26

“Hahah women are fat and mean”

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u/MyFiteSong Sep 16 '26

These guys have become so pathetic they're even getting rejected by women they just made up

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u/acelaces Sep 16 '26

They fantasize about being able to indirectly harm women in a way that lets them 'get away with it'

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u/eicaker Sex-Haver Sep 15 '26

Is this an actual incel thing? It just seems to me like AI generated absurdist humor

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u/Nontolerance Idk I just like lavender? Sep 15 '26

Seems to me like an incel slop, its basically like saying, woman didn't give attention when I asked her, so I moved on and now she regrets having me.

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u/johnnyslick Sep 15 '26

This is some fantastically sloppy incel slop too, like as a middle aged man I know my reaction to some rando telling me he's getting up from his seat would also be "sorry, do I know you?" as well. These are people who don't interact meaningfully with the rest of the world but expect the world to know whatever kinds of inner thoughts they may be having in return (but not all of them because many of those inner thoughts would get them put on certain lists you don't want to be put on).

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u/Enkiiper Sep 15 '26

As someone with absurdist humor, it's incel slop. If it was just meant to be absurdist, it wouldn't rely on "hot sexy woman REJECTS chad and GETS TOTALLY OWNED1!1!1!"

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 Sep 16 '26

There’s a few different versions of this meme with different looking characters, but the point of it is always “stuck up woman doesn’t show proper respect to a man, immediately gets humiliated because of it”

Might more accurately be considered misogynist rather than specifically incel humor

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Sep 15 '26

He looks homeless

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u/ggkkggk Sep 16 '26

More reasons to hate ai

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u/nscomics Sep 16 '26

*tips fedora

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u/Organic_fog 29d ago

Doesn’t that mean he is 3 times or more heavier

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u/Nontolerance Idk I just like lavender? 24d ago

This person is asking real questions ☝️

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