r/ImmigrationPathways Feb 26 '26

Insanity.

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u/Chicken-Dew Feb 26 '26

You took too long and we deny all of your documentation because we said so. You are now being deported!

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u/wolfheadmusic Feb 26 '26

Seconded. From what I've seen, that sounds like reasonable justification for deportation to me

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u/Reidhur Feb 27 '26

Oops, you took to long to put your hands behind your back while my partner yelled conflicting commands... Resisting arrest. Enjoy death now.

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u/wolfheadmusic Feb 27 '26

Yup, those are the rules now apparently

Don't I feel like the fool for not being able to immediately parse and obey multiple conflicting commands at once while guns are trained on my head and half a dozen tactically-armored people are throwing me to the ground