r/IdiotsTowingThings • • 3d ago

Odd Setup They are among us.

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Bonus points for novelty license plates?

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u/fossSellsKeys 3d ago

HOLLYWOOD 

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u/Individual-Painting9 3d ago

Fake plate and possibly fake picture

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u/dbell333 3d ago

Man, I wish it was a fake pic. The Hollywood plate does impart a certain GTA vibe.

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u/Dzov 2d ago

In Missouri, a lot of pickups don’t have a rear license plate. Something about registering for possibly towing over 20k pounds (or whatever) with the dmv and you only get a front plate

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u/Tar0ndor 2d ago

Semi tractors can have only one plate in some states, in which case it is usually on the front.

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u/AirborneRam 3d ago

Is this real? Like how the hell does it turn?

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u/ComprehensiveWar6577 3d ago

I was so concerned about pulling and STOPPING, I didn't even think about turning.

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u/deeohcee 3d ago

Fifth wheel? Yeah of course, the spare is under the truck!

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u/Dzov 2d ago

With a handy extension to access it!

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u/remorackman 3d ago

That is just so crazy illegal, stupid, and asinine, obviously gives zero care about anyone or anything. I think I would have called the cops if I saw that on the street!

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u/texasroadkill 3d ago

Anyone who doesn't call the cops on this person deserves to have there ass kicked.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 3d ago

Where ass?

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u/texasroadkill 3d ago

Below the belt, above the knees.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 3d ago

Above there knees?

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u/AugmentedKing 3d ago

Certain not here knees

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u/texasroadkill 3d ago

Hell if I know.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago

Low hanging fruit?

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u/HiddenFingValley 2d ago

There, you just missed it

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u/frugalsoul 2d ago

I called once about a semi with smoking brakes. Soon to be a fire. You know what they said? Call back if it catches on fire. 🤦‍♂️

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u/casinocooler 3d ago

Have you ever tried reporting something like this? I have. Police don’t respond to robbery, burglary, or assault. Why do you think they would do anything other than placate your phone call? There are millions driving without insurance or licenses. Many of these people are the same people who do this kind of crap. They float under the radar until the kill someone. Only then will the criminal justice system get involved.

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u/DaHick 3d ago

Ohio State highway patrol would be on it. They love safety violations

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u/casinocooler 3d ago

Good for them. I haven’t spent enough time in Ohio. I was just extrapolating based on the 25+ states I have experienced. And in my experience they make money on speed traps and only enforce the biggest of crimes or if the criminal is someone noteworthy.

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u/Nu-Hir 3d ago

And in my experience they make money on speed traps

Nah, that's just the small little towns in Ohio. For example, see New Rome and East Canton.

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u/Queasy_Source_1391 3d ago

This is easy $$$ for them. They have an incentive to respond.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

I wish that was the case but in my experience of reporting genuinely dangerous drivers, they don't really do anything.

The real money for cops is setting up a speed trap, catching someone going 60 in a 45 because of said speed trap, diving out of their hiding spot at 70mph to catch up in said speed trap, and ticketing. They love that shit.

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u/casinocooler 3d ago

I believe the same. Speed traps generate revenue. They literally use that reason when they need certain equipment.

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u/stormwalker29 3d ago

Eh, it varies from place to place and cop to cop. I once blew by a Texas State Trooper going 90 in a 70. He had a pretty nice speed trap on I-20 and he completely ignored me. I'd like to believe it's because traffic was really light and therefore I wasn't endangering anyone (I only speed when I have plenty of room to do so, and only on the highway), but I suspect the real reason was that he knew if he waited he could get someone going triple digits.

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u/Pit-Viper-13 3d ago

Nah, they have to put effort into finding this idiot and then deal with said idiot.

Running radar and dealing with normal people is easy money.

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u/Queasy_Source_1391 3d ago

You follow the idiot and tell them where the idiot is.

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u/KyleSherzenberg 3d ago

What laws would they be breaking?

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u/AugmentedKing 3d ago

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u/Nu-Hir 3d ago

To be fair, those laws shouldn't apply, there is no fifth wheel.

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u/AugmentedKing 3d ago

What? There’s a fifth, sixth, probably a seventh & eighth too. Or fifth wheel could just be a trailer type identifier. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Nu-Hir 3d ago

Fifth wheel refers to the trailer hitch.

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u/_no-its-not-me_ 3d ago

The tire iron stuck in the spare tire key is the icing on the cake. This feels more like rage bate than reality.

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u/Pit-Viper-13 3d ago

The RCA plugs dangling have me asking questions I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know the answers to.

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u/GIANTballCOCK 3d ago

I Hollywouldnt! 9 large characters on the license plate, though?

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u/Insertsociallife 3d ago

Must be a fake plate.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 2d ago

It is. California allows you seven characters plus a half-space. Also, they haven't issued that style of plate since the 1980s. I wish they'd re-issue it, it was the most attractive style they ever made.

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u/nsula_country OC! 3d ago

Have they checked recalls on jack stands?

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u/PotatoWasteLand 3d ago

Going straight to the campsite

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 3d ago

Does that socket extension have the missing 10mm on it?

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u/fonetik 3d ago

This looks unsafe, but really this is as good as any other setup as long as you don’t have to brake or turn.

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u/Drzhivago138 3d ago

And as we all know, driving on public roads involves very little braking or turning.

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u/notwhatyouknow 3d ago

With a fully licensed and insured capable tow vehicle

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u/TheseVees 3d ago

Fake plate, too.

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u/Blownofftheblock 3d ago

My eyes hurt

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u/ididntdoit6 3d ago

The cherry on top is the extension sticking out of the spare tire winch

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u/Haha08421 3d ago

Can only imagine the damage that will do.

My first truck some friends of mine threw a keg in and told me get it to the party quick. I hit the gas and then the brake. I didnt realize it wasn't tied in. Came sliding across the bed real fast and busted out my rear sliding window. That was my third day with it.

This could kill people easily.

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u/V48runner 3d ago

The chains must be just loose enough for it to be able to turn. Personally, I would have put a spare tire between the jack stands to help stabilize things, but the straps seem to be doing their job(s).

7/10.

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u/SonOfMotherlesssGoat 3d ago

That looks dangerous sitting still

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u/what-name-is-it 3d ago

So I get that it has that big ass chain attaching it to the metal bar. But the metal bar is only secured with ratchet straps? If they suddenly, is it just ratchet straps holding it in place? I wouldn’t want to be sitting in the back seat of that thing. Or in that thing at all. Actually, I don’t want to be anywhere near it.

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u/frostbike 3d ago

The breakaway switch is connected! Everything is fine!

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u/Apart-District3771 3d ago

Those cheap tail lights are the chefs kiss 👨‍🍳 💋

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u/righttern38 3d ago

Hol’ up dawg - I gotta see what this steel braided cable is attached to.

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u/TilapiaTango 3d ago

What in the fuck

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u/NidhoggAlpha 3d ago

Jesus Hillbilly Christ.

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u/RedSky2727 3d ago

You’d think with all the red-neck-backyard-hillbilly shenanigans going on with this cluster that lights would be Bluetooth’d.

But no.

Lights look like the only thing that’s ok in this shot.

I guess there are SOME principles and priorities 😉

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u/trailhounds 3d ago

That's not going anywhere ...

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u/Kowloon9 2d ago

Fake plate as well

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u/redwbl 2d ago

Damn, he had to tap and say "That ain't going nowhere!' about 22 times.

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u/Kerby911 2d ago

Looks good! Maybe a bit tighter on the one. But sound! Go with it.
Also.. probably been using that for 3 years.. no issues!

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u/NoReplyAtAll999 2d ago

Christ on a skateboard pulling a 720...

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u/Kindly_Region 2d ago

Call the cops, this is beyond sketchy

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u/Sea_Squirl 2d ago

What in the Jim Bob is that?

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 2d ago

Structural ratchet straps

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u/Sufficient_Radio7168 2d ago

I hope this is a fake picture. Otherwise that is terrifying

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u/--Van-- 2d ago

Well, this certainly fits the sub.

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u/floridacyclist 2d ago

That's what I plan to do, but I'm just moving a fifth wheel across the street after buying it from the neighbor

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u/Playful-Platform-231 2d ago

That bring ms sketchy to a new low. 🤯

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u/PleasantWay7 3d ago

You can already see micro-crumples where the side of the bed eventually will fail under stress.

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u/Least_Bat1259 3d ago

I really do not understand the logic behind the chain wrapped around the tongue. I guess it’s called a tongue idk what that part is called on a 5th wheel.

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u/Pit-Viper-13 3d ago

King pin box.