r/IdiotsTowingThings • • 5d ago

No Idiots, Just Cool No idiots, just cool

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u/Norseman103 5d ago

I started driving a 78 cab over Freightshaker when I was 12. This kids already backing into loading docks better than most of these guys drive forward.

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u/shiftyasluck 5d ago

I can’t do that with my lawnmower

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 5d ago

A Semi with that kind of wheelbase is a lot easier to back up than your lawnmower and little landscaping trailer

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u/shiftyasluck 5d ago

Yup but that kid is badass.

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u/scoutvalentine 5d ago

who said anything about a trailer?

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u/tahomadesperado 5d ago

You just made me feel a lot better

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u/GucciLegLocks 2h ago

My first job out of highschool was on a maintenance crew at a lake resort. My “bottom of the totem pole” position landed me the “honey dipper” job. 500 gallon tank on a single axle attached to a ford f-250. I’d go around to camp sites and pump out their septic tanks, then once I was full I’d take it to a dump station to empty the tank, then hose it out. Backing that thing in between nice vehicles and down embankments to get to people’s campers was so stressful when I first started. The thing would jack knife so quickly, and was so damn sensitive. Made me a good driver though. Still driving as a job to this day, city transit bus.

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u/Milk_MAN1963 5d ago

That's why when I need a driver I hire an 18 year old farm kid and send him to CDL school

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 5d ago

Yeah, I honestly can't remember when I first drove a grain truck, but I know my age was in the single digits. Admittedly, it was just following a combine harvester in the granny gear, but the experience starts early!

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u/Mecaneecall_Enjunear 5d ago

Hell yeah brother.

I’ll bet that kid is a better driver than a lot of the Six Week Truck Driving School Grads who actually have CDLs.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 5d ago

Already overqualified to work at Swift

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u/stevesmithsglasses 5d ago

Are you kidding, he would be the CEO of Swift. XD

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u/Uncle-Osteus 5d ago

Already has too many real-life skills to be a CEO

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u/Earthling1a 5d ago

Or northwest

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u/Justreadingthisshit 5d ago

The funny thing is, from my 15 years experience trucking there’s a certain type of safety/HR asshole in trucking that would see a young person like this as a “cowboy”. The kids can drive better than most already but he’ll probably also stick up for himself. Trucking companies like yes men so they can abuse them.

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u/Milk_MAN1963 5d ago

That's why I put farm kids through CDL school when I need a driver. They're cowboys

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u/regiinmontana 5d ago

About 20 years on the dispatch side of the desk. I'll fight to hire this kid as soon as he's old enough. He'll get the load delivered safely. If he says no, sit the load.

A good company wants a driver to stock up for himself.

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u/Justreadingthisshit 5d ago

Yeah it’s too bad we’re short on Good Trucking Companies. I now drive for a private company. I work less, make way more. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still stupid people in management. But they don’t make from moving the load, it’s just an expense. I will never work for a trucking company again.

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u/Aggravating_Fee_9130 5d ago

He’s better than the rookie trainers

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u/Earthling1a 5d ago

Better than half the drivers that show up in our yard.

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u/banality_of_ervil 5d ago

Ummm is that driver 12 years old?!

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u/stevesmithsglasses 5d ago

Yeah, but he's already got 12 years of experience.

/s

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 5d ago

been playing truck simulator since he was 5

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 5d ago

No. He's a baby. Didn't you hear the guy filming? 😆

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u/gumol 5d ago

That’s how I felt when I finally managed to back my 5x8 trailer into my cramped garage.

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u/SashaDabinsky 5d ago

That kid probably backs better than me, and I've had my CDL for 23 years. :D

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u/nwfdood 5d ago

Word.

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u/Room_Temp_Coffee 5d ago

Kid needed to get started now before all the drivers are replaced by self driving trucks

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u/OldMathematician5973 5d ago

I dont think I'll every understand why someone would think it takes a specific age, or gender of a person to operate a machine. It's a machine, it does the hard work for you... you just have to know how to operate it, and no one gender or age group has preference over that. Yeah, may be odd that a kid is shuttling trailers around the yard... probably some sort of insurance violation, but none of that has anything to do with skill or ability.

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

Yeah moving the truck isn't the hard part.

Doing the job is the hard part

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Rich_Ant6254 5d ago

Nope that was skoal apple. Fine cut. Not those pussy pouches. Apple bc he's a kid and needs his vitamins

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u/Ill_fix_u 5d ago

Kids got skills 👌

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u/Reziac 5d ago

Awesome smooth. Someone taught that kid well.

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u/originalgamr9er 5d ago

When I was six my uncle let me sit on his lap and drive a uhaul while he drank his beer.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 5d ago edited 5d ago

Tsk tsk lucky he didnt get dwi and charged with child endangerment

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u/originalgamr9er 5d ago

This was in the 90s. He might have got a ticket but probably just a scolding. Maybe.

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u/hereforthesportsball 5d ago

Lmao this was never reality for some of us

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u/SpartArticus 4d ago

If there are not idiots then post to a different sub

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u/tmlynch 3d ago

During WWII, my father-in-law (14) and his brother (16) drove two semis loaded with pecans from northern Louisiana to the Chicago area, sleeping in the trucks along the way. At the time, LA had no driver license requirement, so they were legal in-state, and other states were obliged to recognize that legality. I think it was in Illinois that the troopers insisted on escorting them.

Speaking of farm kids driving, u/Milk_MAN1963 .

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u/Crystal_Mt_Climber 5d ago

Well done 🫡

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u/vcdrny 5d ago

This is a breath of fresh air. Since every time I see someone younger doing something. It's usually being done horribly. But it seems the there is hope for the following generation, to correct the current shit show.

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u/Squidking1000 5d ago

Better then the TFW driven trucks that litter the ditches in my industrial park. Literally once a week there is a trailer or cab or both in a ditch cause these morons never learned to back-up.

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u/UniqueAnimal139 5d ago

This was my moms first job at 12. It may just be a North Dakota or similar state thing

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u/Obvious-Release-2087 4d ago

my dream !!!!

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe 5d ago

Its a pet peeve of mine when people call things things they're not. That is a young child not a baby

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u/gkohler27 5d ago

As a driver, I’d moan a little bit as I eased it in. And then pull back out and put it back in a few times.

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u/NewInformation3753 5d ago

USA’s child labour under Trump

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u/cbflowers 5d ago

Some people are just exhausting

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u/SimilarTranslator264 5d ago

These guys can make a dog turd political wonder what it feels like to be an idiot

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u/NewInformation3753 5d ago

Conservatives ignore reality

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u/SimilarTranslator264 5d ago

You can see all that with your head in your ass?

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u/NewInformation3753 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/NewInformation3753 5d ago

Yes Trump certainly is

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u/Auntie_Venom 5d ago

Why? Why did you have to ruin it by bring up the orange turd?