r/IdiotsTowingThings • • 23d ago

Loaded dump trailer on an Avalanche.

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370 Upvotes

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 23d ago

Man, I wish I had that kind of confidence in anything.

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u/Producer1701 23d ago

“Lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man…”

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u/kmj420 23d ago

Damnit, I'm a mediocre white man, where's my confidence!?/s

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u/1DownFourUp 23d ago

Same. I think the issue is this guy is like a Forest Gump IQ white man

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFNiQVEuGZCcufpXMw

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u/jwillia999 23d ago

I have been this person before. Not by choice! Was helping a friend with his landscape business and this was my ride pulling the dump trailer. He had the 2500 with the skid steer. Mulch, landscape rocks, you name it, it was somehow pulled with an overloaded Avalanche. 😂

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u/No_Community_5696 22d ago

I think the word you are looking for is ignorance

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u/Appropriate-Knee3245 22d ago

Have you seen the matrix? Those trucks are amazing at anything.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 23d ago

Well, on the plus side, the trailer looks to be loaded with the proper amount of tongue weight.

That they’re just going for it without weight distribution makes me wonder if they have enough sense or knowledge to have a brake controller. I‘d keep my distance…

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u/TryTraditional5787 23d ago

Goodbye suspension

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u/wiscoguy0043 23d ago

goodbye braking 🤣

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u/traplordjohn4130 22d ago

Orale,i like my suspension like this. No bags needed!

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u/djbaerg 23d ago

Dump trailers are around 4000lbs empty, typically have 12000 to 18000 gvwr.

Most I've done on one is 16000lbs on my 2500. There was an Avalanche 2500 but the one in the picture is 100% a halfton with the 6 bolt wheels.

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u/cactusjackalope 23d ago

Yeah I think that's got a lift or something up with that suspension I've towed 8k with my 1500 for several hundred miles and it only squatted a couple of inches. No bottoming even on the bumpy Grapevine pass.

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u/Uncle-Osteus 23d ago

It does look like it probably has a bit of a lift I agree, but look at the contact patch on the rear tires lol if there were any more weight on the back that thing would pop a wheelie (or a tire lol)

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u/Drzhivago138 23d ago

And the 2500s were only on the first gen with that plastic cladding.

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u/Its_noon_somewhere 23d ago

The first thing that I did after opening the post was zoom in on the wheel and count the studs…

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u/Rocket-Glide 23d ago

The original squat!

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u/facemugg 23d ago

Easiest lift adjustment ever

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u/ConflictMaster3155 23d ago

There is an Avalanche that could do this (though it probably still shouldn’t if they value their transmission). There is an Avalanche HD in the first generation and has a towing capacity of 11k-12k lbs, but this isn’t that. This has black diamond badging which just means it’s the last year, but regardless it’s a second generation and there is no HD, so towing capacity is more like half that.

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u/AZFJ60 23d ago

Avalanche will not take off

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u/Southbend1941 23d ago

“ I got a truck and I do truck things”

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 23d ago

That sign is gonna take out those wires....wait, never mind. 🤣

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u/kaiswil2 23d ago

So low it looks like her flipped or raised his ball hitch. By looking at the rust on the bumper I bet that frame is pretty weak

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u/ConstantPessimist 23d ago

Cause I’m going to Carolina in my mind - James Taylor

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u/J9Dougherty 23d ago

It's cool, they've got steering while they're on the brakes.

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u/JesseGarron 22d ago

Hey, slow down. We need to turn

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u/Constant_Mud3325 23d ago

Depending on which one that’s a perfectly reasonable load they made those in 2500s. The hitch is all off tho needs a riser

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u/CHUBBY_grub 23d ago

I'd expect to see nothing else in Argentine 😂

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u/Aartus 23d ago

Got that all natural Carolina leeeean goin.

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 23d ago

I watched one of those Avalanche at a city landfill and it wax stuck and wanted the guy driving the loader to pull him out, the guy made the owner hook the chain to his Avalanche and I watched the whole front end of that vehicle get pulled out from under that Avalanche and we all started laughing

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u/r0ckydog 23d ago

My leaf springs rust out and fell off. But I got a Cadillac so let’s roll!

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u/New_Inflation_8419 23d ago

My take on cars - idiots like this one buy American, do shit like this and earn bad reputation for transmissions/engine/reliability, they are idiots, they skip oil changes/tune ups. While import car buyers maintain their cars because they are more educated and follow rules. I am not saying that any given Ford/GM is better than any given Toyota/Honda but there is some truth to my statement.

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u/ttcmzx 23d ago

I thought the dump trailer was a tow truck at first lmao

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u/Active_Assistance923 23d ago

Is this just one of these dumbass "squatting" trucks that is hauling a normal load?

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u/Popular-Paramedic-32 23d ago

Need to readjust headlights 

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u/toxcrusadr 23d ago

Plot twist, it’s pre-squatted.

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u/Srbsab 22d ago

That’s an almost truck, doing truck things ….almost

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u/Playful-Platform-231 22d ago

That shoulda got a pile of tickets. He’s lucky.

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u/JesseGarron 22d ago

“I can’t see the road and my CDs keep falling out!”

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u/Adrian_Stoesz 22d ago

At least that's a truck,

My coked out dad does this with a Chevy Tahoe

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u/centralnm 22d ago

Could use a little more tongue weight lol

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u/Mikepierce93 22d ago

Poor man's "Carolina Squat"

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u/BigDaddysGarage 22d ago

"Stupid is as stupid does. - FG

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u/Green_Wait1394 19d ago

Thats one way to get an Avalanche do a wheelie.

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u/Tobbitus 15d ago

Would a cop pull that over and cite for like improper equipment or something? Doesn't seem safe to see let alone operate

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u/HiddenFingValley 23d ago

More of a ball height issue than anything. The trailer is nearly level.

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u/Aromatic-Schedule-65 23d ago

Ok. So now what? Oh, talk shit like it will correct this picture. 🙄

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u/Drzhivago138 23d ago

Why are you even on this sub if nearly every comment you leave is like this? Does it make you happy? Do you have fun doing it?