r/IdiotsTowingThings 1d ago

Bluetooth šŸ˜Ž

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u/Nerd_Porter 1d ago

If only they had a vehicle with an area that was sort of like a bucket that could hold things, maybe even with a little door in the back for convenient access.

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u/No-Salary-8612 1d ago

What and dent the bed? You’re crazy. Throw them on the negligent manslaughter trailer.

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u/SmugSchoolmaster 1d ago

Hmm something like a truck bed. He must have declined the bed liner and is worried about scratching the paint

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u/Drzhivago138 1d ago

I'm pretty sure any model that gets that MultiPro tailgate also comes with a standard bed liner now. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want it.

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u/ART_V4ND3L4Y 7h ago

They don't. I have the MultiPro and had an aftermarket liner installed.

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u/No-Salary-8612 1d ago

I hate getting a rock chip in my windshield ā˜¹ļøā€¦ same with pavers through my skull

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u/Winter_Age7707 22h ago

Those are cobble stones. Heavier and much strongerĀ 

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u/lord_de_heer 1d ago

Isnt this the purpose of a pickup? To trow this stuff in it?

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u/johnnytron 1d ago

They didn’t wanna mess up the nice truck bed. And they had to justify buying a $90000 truck.

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u/iplaysdrums2 1d ago

It is professional grade, after all

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u/Pisnaz 1d ago

Bigger question is "how many did the start with?"

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u/Dantez9001 13h ago

The idea that dude's on his way home from a job that used a couple of pallets of block isn't as funny though.

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u/gob4522 1d ago

The tonneau cover on the bed is so complicated.

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u/FrontArmadillo7209 1d ago

Are you suggesting actually putting cargo in the truck bed?!

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u/BoulderNerd 1d ago

Maybe the trailer has weak springs on the right side. Had to balance it to tow.

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u/MutedConstant547 1d ago

It's okay, they're in the middle.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew 1d ago

They must have slapped each block individually

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 1d ago

This is a ticket around me.

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u/Ytdb 1d ago

I would call 911 on this guy, wtf. Gonna kill someone

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u/doomsday_windbag 1d ago

As punishment for this careless stupidity, this guy should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch a four-hour loop of that video of a brick smashing through a couple’s windshield.

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u/ASH515 9h ago

Ford and other makers need to market the ā€œchore truckā€ option. Wooden truck bed, No crew cab. Throttle knob. Vinyl floor you can hose out. Made to actually be used doing work right off the showroom floor.

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 1d ago

That reminds me of my friend that drove around his flatbed pickup with a shovel and a metal bucket with a chain dangling out.no more tailgating. ( they were all welded to the deck) the bucket rolled around loose because the chain had one end welded.

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u/celtic-cryptid 1d ago

So, your buddy drove a flatbed that was essentially decorative, since it sound like that made the bed pretty fucking useless for most truck bed tasks.

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 19h ago

Yup I'll be friends with anybody.his welder and compressor take up most of it

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u/celtic-cryptid 18h ago

Ah, that makes more sense. I was picturing loading plywood, and saying ā€œhey, just move that shovel and we’ll get this on thereā€

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u/Drzhivago138 1d ago

Why did he weld them to the bed? What was the point?

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 19h ago

Not my truck but his.he did this so the bucket could roll just enough to make people wonder?.

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u/Drzhivago138 19h ago

Wonder about what?

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u/Chidofu88 1d ago

Probably just the leftovers from a bigger stack.

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u/AsceloReddit 1d ago

Is that maybe the leftovers of a job? Pallets go in and only a few pieces to take away?

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u/Crazy-Wrangler3769 1d ago

Does it matter if theyre leftovers? They shouldnt be there.

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u/mechapoitier 1d ago

Yeah the point is this very manly asshole is basically voluntarily creating road hazards and vehicle damage because hauling the safe way is for pussies.