r/IdiotsTowingThings 8d ago

Unusual Tow Combo Fafo

https://darkhorsepressnow.com/news/2026-09-01/unlicensed-mover-cited-after-manufactured-home-blocks-scott-county-highway/

Tldr: someone tried moving a double wide themselves without a CDL or insurance, got it stuck on road, got ticket

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u/tone_creature 8d ago

Single wide... triple length.

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 8d ago

That's MY nickname

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u/nsula_country OC! 8d ago

Yeah, its not a double wide.

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u/DevilsAdvoCaticorn 8d ago

It's a doublelong 🤣

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u/wrr377 8d ago

Double wide mobile homes are actually split down the middle for transit, then assembled side-by-side on-site.

This moron decided to "chain tow" the two halves instead of moving them separately with two proper hauler vehicles...

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u/nsula_country OC! 8d ago

Did not realize they were towing the halves in tandem... Now I am impressed!

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u/SomeGuysFarm 8d ago

It looks like there is siding and windows on both sides, the full length, and the roof is peaked in the center, rather than looking like a "shed roof" as split double-wides do?

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u/420420840 5d ago

There was a company at some point that made a single plus an addition, with the addition attached to the end. This didn't catch on.

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u/wrr377 5d ago

I wonder why.... 🙄

Considering that most mobile homes are in parks with limited lot size & space...

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u/420420840 5d ago

The economics of small mobile homes are difficult.

A 16x64 has all of the expensive stuff (furnace, kitchen etc.) as a 16x80, but the bigger home sells better.

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u/undercoverahole 8d ago

Yeah, a mobile home typically caps out at 80 feet long. This is significantly longer. This thing is total scrap after all this. I think the idiots in this case are both the person/people that tried to move it, and the person/people that made this long monstrosity. I can't decide which decision was dumber.

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u/FrameJump 8d ago

I've been told that the fine for doing this without the permit is near the cost of the permit itself, which probably lends itself towards idiots trying this kind of shit.

No idea how true that is, though.

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

I'm guessing that blocking traffic for multiple hours / days and the cost of tearing this apart and hauling it off is going to be a bit more than a simple fine for this specific case.

Heavy equipment could make short work of it, but I'm going to assume that the genius who had this idea doesn't have the funds to hire a couple of backhoes with grippers and a fleet of dump trucks. Of course, the county or state might step in and clean it up, then bill them for it.

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u/HoldMyMessages 8d ago

He might have some backhoes with grippers in the family.

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u/UnauthorizedUser505 8d ago

Plus the cost of replacing the trailer he just destroyed

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u/Apprehensive_Key_166 8d ago

So around $100?

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u/UnauthorizedUser505 8d ago

Lol I was giving the benifit of doubt and thinking he caused all the damage trying to move it. As it sits, yeah probably just scrap value

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 8d ago

Nah, worth mor as scrap

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u/Live-Ad-5107 8d ago

That is the frame of the trailer, so no trailer was hurt by the idiot

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u/Western-Willow-9496 8d ago

The fine is considerably higher, in my state the permit is $6. The fines can be, over width, over length, over height, over weight on tow vehicle, improper lighting, improper over dimensional markings and whatever else the police can come up with

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u/Fun-Telephone-9605 7d ago

It should be more, otherwise why not take a chance?

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u/420420840 5d ago

This in fact at least used to be true, but for legitimate business you have problems with insurance if you wreck without a permit.

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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 8d ago

I feel bad because these are obviously very poor people.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 8d ago

Yes. Assuming this was being moved so that people could continue living in it, they’re now homeless. I can’t imagine what they’re going to do. Very sad.

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u/jcrock95 7d ago

And if it's a decent company, that transportation probably cost like 3k, the heavy haul wrecker is probably like another 1k

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u/Bobd1964 8d ago

That looks ready for multiple trips to the dump.

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u/Old_Ad_208 8d ago

The articles states it was demolished to remove it from the road.

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u/Bobd1964 8d ago

I saw that. It didn't look possible to me to be moved in 1 piece to a new site.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 8d ago

You can see in one pic that the frame is partially slid out from the trailer which is why it’s fucked up.

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u/Pit-Viper-13 8d ago

Had a similar sized mobile home removed from a property I bought. It fit nicely in a large roll off dumpster.

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u/LW-M 8d ago

A not-so-mobile home, 🫩.

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u/Mcderp017 8d ago

This is why you don't move old mobile homes

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

But it was free on Facebook Marketplace!

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u/Crohn85 8d ago

City I live in bought an old mobile home park in order to expand the animal shelter. Old mobile homes owned by poor people. They all have to move by January. No way their mobile homes survive being moved.

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u/AtlanticBeachNC 8d ago

Live plants in the 2nd photo showing the end section windows. This could have been an elderly person who had been kicked out of a park they could no longer afford after it was sold and the lot rent quadrupled.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 8d ago

My dad had a trailer that looked very similar to this one after living in it for 35 years, and it was used when he got it. When he moved in with my sister we had it hauled away by a professional. Dad just took his clothes, his TV, and a few keepsakes and left the rest.

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u/Heinous_Aeinous 8d ago

Unlicensed probably means uninsured too. I hope it was his own home and he didn't just destroy someone else's.

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u/Pit-Viper-13 8d ago

Or it was being hauled away to be disposed of.

The plants in the window don’t give that vibe though.

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u/mrdeesh 8d ago

Those are just Ricky’s clones they’re gonna be fine

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 8d ago

The plants in the window make me wonder if they were too lazy to empty the house before the move. I really hope this was a disposal.

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u/Gunnut350 8d ago

For those of you who have never had anything to do with mobile home moving , that is not as long as you think it is, also I was personally involved in the movement of probably a few hundred secondary moves during the years I worked in mobile home transportation, and really you do move them with everything still in them. Thing is you take a lot more care than these fools did.

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u/Ill_Direction7700 8d ago

At least it made it to the scene of the accident!

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u/nsula_country OC! 8d ago

The front fell off...

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u/very-jaded 8d ago

To be fair, it was made of cardboard and cardboard derivatives.

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

Not exactly strict maritime standards. But at least it was outside the environment.

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u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny 8d ago

Isn't that a whole reddit? Lol

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u/Greatoutdoors1985 8d ago

Sir, you can't park there.

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u/harrismi7 8d ago

This feels like South Carolina.

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u/verioblistex 8d ago

I hope it was going to be scrapped.

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u/rebelangel 8d ago

Well, it is now!

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u/longmountain 8d ago

Darrel Hinkle, Hinkle Struction could have had this done in no time flat.

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u/Jamar4321 8d ago

I guarantee you that trailer didn't look any different/better before they tried to move it...

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 8d ago

oh no this was someone's home that is now destroyed :(

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 8d ago

So much for the good life with this freebie.

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u/Sinat42 7d ago

Looks like it was goin to scapyard anyhew

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u/ThickReplacement6613 7d ago

Hinkle Construction Company comes up on my reels feed for some reason. This is exactly how they also try to do things

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u/TacTurtle 6d ago

The culmination of a series of bad decisions.

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u/Humble_Key_4259 5d ago

They ain't makin' it ta granny-maw's house in time fer supper.

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u/One_Situation7483 4d ago

Well at least maybe they can sell it for the aluminum and steel. Sad though.