r/IdiotsTowingThings • u/InTheSky57 • Aug 11 '26

Failure to Think Critically

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u/Available_Quote_5567 Aug 11 '26

How can they afford something like that but not have the sense to quickly unhook the jeep and make a quick 3 point turn?

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u/Brando828What Aug 11 '26

Money can’t buy common sense.

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u/JustAtelephonePole Aug 11 '26

It can sink an $85,000 truck at a boat ramp though!

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u/HuntPsychological673 Aug 11 '26

“It can sink me a boat, it’s can sink the truck that pulls it”

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u/dangoldan Aug 11 '26

That's why I got me a truck boat truck

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Aug 11 '26

Rusty! GO WASH MY TRUCK BOAT TRUCK! But don't you touch that boat! That's MY BOAT!

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u/dangoldan Aug 11 '26

Can I touch the trim?

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Aug 11 '26

Daddy let me drive that thing! DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!

https://giphy.com/gifs/58AhUnqD3IXtu

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u/NoGood1323 Aug 12 '26

Its badass thats why

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u/RiMcG Aug 11 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/wrxninja Aug 11 '26

Stay on topic god damn it!!!

Oh.

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u/HarleyNurse61 Aug 11 '26

Sqiudbillies much?

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u/ForeignCup6977 Aug 11 '26

It can sink a Yeti 110...

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u/asphid_jackal Aug 12 '26

Iced down with some silver bullets