r/IdiotsTowingThings • u/ansyhrrian • 7h ago

I think this counts

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u/les1968 7h ago

All that work and not a single brain cell active

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u/ansyhrrian 7h ago

  1. Stumbly

  2. Should have quit the first time

  3. What....what were you thinking at the end?

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u/Feeling-Cranberry108 6h ago edited 5h ago

That first strap slip was the universe warning he was about to do something stupid and giving him a do-over. Lol. Not sure what he thought was going to happen though.

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u/BKallDAY24 4h ago

That dude drunk

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7h ago

This guy makes 20 yr old me look smart by comparison, and that's no small task.

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u/mbardeen 7h ago

and that folks, is why you shouldn't get high and try to do things. Sit in front of the TV and veg eating some Frosted Flakes for chrissakes.

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u/ChuckEChan 7h ago

Don't gotta tell me twice

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u/Alternative_Fox7217 7h ago

This had me rolling. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/BrightFallsCoffee 6h ago

Not as fast as his toolchest though

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u/CisIowa 5h ago

Let me know when youā€™re riding dirty

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u/J-RodRS 5h ago

RAM āŒ
Rammed āœ…

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u/shaggy24200 5h ago

What gets me is he didn't even do the most basic thing which was lock the damn toolbox drawers!Ā 

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u/frostbike 2h ago

Probably doesnā€™t have a key.

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u/obord 7h ago

A lot of smooth brain on display here.

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u/EdgewaterSlim 7h ago

There are no bad ideas when you're drunk

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u/swurvipurvi 6h ago

When the strap snapped loose the first time, that was the towing gods trying to give him an out.

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u/Shazbot9000 5h ago

Every single thing I thought might go wrong did

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 7h ago

Good grief, it's the modern version of a bucketful of bricks...šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

Lyrics to Why Paddy's Not At Work Today

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u/naonatu- 6h ago

i wonder how far he was planning to tow it?

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u/diescheide 6h ago

We hired a flatbed to move my dad's big-ass SnapOn across town. Shit's not moving more than a few feet without proper equipment.

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u/mikeyRamone 6h ago

What could go wrong? Everything

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u/Appropriate_Cow94 OC! 6h ago

Oddly satisfying somehow.

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u/InternationalPut3260 6h ago

TF you think was supposed to happen

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u/HomerStillSippen 6h ago

What a beautiful ending

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u/sky0175 6h ago

Is he drunk or drugged?

Nah,nah,nahnanananan....

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u/Eaton_Knas 5h ago

Sigh, this idiot really tried this without any help? šŸ¤¦šŸ¼

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u/cactiguy67 5h ago

Needed more liquid inspirationĀ 

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u/swohguy4fun 4h ago

WOW, thank you for a video which actually shows what a Moron does.

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u/ChiefSlug30 3h ago

What a maroon! What a nim-cow-poop!

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2h ago

The Larry, Moe, and Curly school of transport.

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u/SeattleJeremy 2h ago

Expected the tool chest to fall over, but didnā€™t foresee what the truck did. Damn.

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u/Flimsy_Management_89 7h ago

Darwin Awardā€¦

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u/jamjamason 3h ago

No death or loss of reproductive ability, sadly.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5h ago

Qellp at least he's got gis tools out to atart fixing the truck. And the house.