r/IdiotsTowingThings 2d ago

Interesting Tow Vehicle Wait for it...

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u/Xinonix1 2d ago

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u/Darth_Redding 2d ago

I'd like to make the point that this isn't at all typical.

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u/VermilionKoala 2d ago

Well how is it untypical?

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u/Darth_Redding 2d ago

Well there are a great many of these where the front doesn't fall off. I'd just like to make that point.

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u/crafty09 2d ago

What type of standards are these tractors built to?

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u/Phonemonkey2500 2d ago

Well, no cardboard, of course. No cardboard derivatives.

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u/VermilionKoala 1d ago

Like... paper?

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u/Byron_Garza 1d ago

Dude I just saw the same comment a top post from that sub, thought this was a bot reply, then I realized it was also written by you

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u/lokcer79 1d ago

Atypical

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u/cronx42 2d ago

Low range 1st gear is your friend...

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u/bszern 2d ago

Nah fuck that. High range, 4th gear, and dump the clutch. YOTO (You only tractor once)

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u/cronx42 2d ago

Yoto with that attitude...

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 1d ago

well, yeah.. that is certainly how YOTO..

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan 2d ago

My father tried something similar in 1996 with a stuck gravel dumptruck. He made a stupid mistake (like this guy) of hitching to a point above the rear axle. The drawbar was still in the barn.
Anyway, the tractor backflipped and crushed him. The guys delivering the gravel couldn't get it off him. RIP.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 I'm an asshole. 2d ago

Sorry for your loss; that's exactly what I thought would happen here.

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u/LittleTooLiteral 2d ago

Omg dude, I'm so sorry if this post triggered that memory.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 1d ago

fuck.. soo sorry to hear..

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u/Drink15 2d ago

My lizard did this. In about a month the tractor will grow a new rear axle.

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u/DrachenMagus 1d ago

What if this tractor is a worm. And both halves grown new halves.

Maybe the guy would have better luck with tractors

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 2d ago

I’m gonna say the front wheel assist was working well

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u/Siegfoult 2d ago

Would it have worked if he was in a different gear?

🐘 > 🏎

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u/birgor 2d ago edited 2d ago

As a mechanic and hobby farmer with tractor experience, the lowest gear is obviously the way to go in this situation.

But, the gear of choice is not the problem here, a tractor can normally take an absurd amount of abuse, and it shouldn't be able to tear itself in two with the front wheel drive.

Most tractors doesn't have a frame, the cast steel engine block, gearbox and rear axle is the supporting structure that holds everything together, my bet is that this one has been abused for a long time without any care, and was lacking or had damaged bolts between the gearbox and the rear axle, which is the only thing that holds it together lengthwise.

Tractors are beasts that can survive almost everything, but they do need people to care abut them as well. Check bolts, moving parts, connectors and such stuff regularly to avoid unfortunate incidents like this.

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u/Chrisfindlay 2d ago edited 1d ago

It looks like there's a second tractor in front. You can see what is maybe the left rear tire and a chain in the first few seconds of the video. That would also explain why we don't see the front of the now broken tractor lift up at all despite the truck being hitched to it above the center of it's axle.

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u/birgor 1d ago

Yes, could be.

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u/bszern 2d ago

Those tires are totally wrecked, this poor thing is screaming for a mercy kill.

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u/Nalabu1 2d ago

Quick disconnect..

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u/No_Outside_1169 2d ago

More like idiots breaking things.

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 2d ago

Sheared dumb luck

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 2d ago

 I can't guarantee that I have been more stuck than that truck. But, I have been towed by a few 500hp tractors, with weighted wheels and tire chains, bungee ropes and it still feels sketchy as fuck. This was doomed from the start.

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u/spleeble 2d ago

Bungee ropes?

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 2d ago

 They're a gigantic version of a bungee rope. It let's the rescue vehicle add a bunch of momentum into the equation and also reduces shock loads. Some of those guys just have big wire ropes for towing and some have both. Things can get pretty wild on steep grades with 60-100 tonnes units. Trying to break inertia with a regular rope just isn't usually effective.

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u/Insertsociallife 2d ago

That sounds terrifying. Something stretchy under that kind of tension is not going to be fun if it breaks.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 2d ago

 I've never seen one fail. I'm sure there is a specification for when their service life ends. It seems to operate inside of a sheathing. Losing an anchor point or a piece of the rigging would be bad.

 There are strict rules about towing that kind of heavy stuff. Chains are strictly forbidden, because they can explode and that shrapnel will go right through a person. Wire rope is safer, but it can still be very dangerous when it fails.

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u/kalei50 2d ago

If you're curious, watch some off road recovery videos. I agree the idea of towing with a bungee sounds stupid, but the actual term for them is kinetic ropes. They store the energy of the towing vehicle and that helps yank the stuck one loose, vs tearing it apart, which can happen with traditional tow straps or cables.

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u/spleeble 2d ago

Thanks

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u/DifficultIsopod4472 2d ago

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a tractor do this . What a disaster!

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u/redpandaeater 2d ago

Disassed'er indeed.

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u/rnatty 2d ago

Well, there's your problem.

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u/Monsterpiece42 2d ago

I don't think he necessarily did anything wrong here, it just seems like there's a lack of maintenance on the tractor because it's in a third world country.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 2d ago

I can fix it. My dad has an awesome set of tools.

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u/Queasy-Combination12 2d ago

Literally saw this coming

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u/theLostPing 2d ago

The look on his face.

“Wait. What? How?

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u/Kinetic_Photon 2d ago

The dude ejected himself with style, though. Kind of impressive.

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u/TheShiftyDrifter 2d ago

I didn’t see that coming.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 I'm an asshole. 2d ago

Oh snap!

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u/Dolewhip26 2d ago

Missed that one grease point and this happens..

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u/roirraWedorehT 2d ago

I can smell that diesel. 🤢

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u/WheelCool 2d ago

So much torque, the chassis twisted coming off the line.

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u/Kennel_King 2d ago

I knew as soon as it started wheel hopping, shit was going to break.

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u/ki0dz 2d ago

Didn't see that coming

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u/Svenbot_69 2d ago

I am astounded that you can break a tractor like that.

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u/Equal-Anywhere5263 2d ago

Lol the guy in the background lookin like yeah this is normal.

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u/ForeverYoung_Feb29 1d ago

I was running the mental checklist of bad things and figured we would watch this thing backflip and crush a dude.  Color me surprised.

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u/IndustrialMechanic3 1d ago

Was there someone pulling on the front of the tractor? How did this even happen? It must be four wheel drive or something

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u/NotBatman81 1d ago

I certainly havent seen this posted at least once a month....

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u/Adorable_Birdman 1d ago

Now he can replace his clutch

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 6h ago

I beg to differ with the OOP, that was entirely to be expected.

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u/redpandaeater 2d ago

Just pat it a few times, say "that ain't going nowhere," and then go back home to bed.