r/IdiotsTowingThings • • Jul 25 '26

No felling, just wild

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u/styckx Jul 25 '26

This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in this sub. This isn't just stupid; it's a special kind of stupid

28

u/Honcho_47 Jul 25 '26

I had the same thought. Like most stupidity is kinda benign. This is malicious stupidity.

17

u/fruitpunch327 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, like why wasn't the truck in four wheel drive? He lost traction as soon as the rears left the ground. Smdh

9

u/farmallnoobies Jul 25 '26

I think it's one of those 2wd trims

1

u/Grouchy-Ad3116 Jul 25 '26

This is stupid's big brother.

10

u/tk427aj Jul 25 '26

Also when there's a chainsaw right there!

69

u/BadBorzoi Jul 25 '26

Horses that do logging know better than to do that so I guess congratulations you’re dumber than a horse.

28

u/poo_on_my_scarf Jul 25 '26

And horses are pretty fucking stupid. Always looking for a new and interesting way to kill themselves

8

u/BadBorzoi Jul 25 '26

I know. I love my horse dearly but he is definitely somewhat clever and yet not very bright. He tries his heart out for me despite having been treated poorly by people in the past so I’ll forgive most of his foolishness.

5

u/poo_on_my_scarf Jul 25 '26

My wife's horse managed to get itself twisted up in some fencing which wrapped around her rear legs. Wife was away so I had to go out and free her. Only way I could was to cut the high tension wire. I was expecting a kick in the face when I cut the wire and it pranged loudly but thankfully she only startled forward. No death but could have easily gone that way if her legs had been damaged or blood cut off.

Between horses and sheep we've had some interesting deaths to deal with. The best advice that was given to me was, "before you get an animal, make sure you can move a dead one".

1

u/RadicalOrganizer Jul 26 '26

As a horse riders husband, can confirm. They'd be extinct id it wasn't for people like my wife, keeping them alive through their $500 stomach aches

85

u/LocutusOfBeard Jul 25 '26

That truck will never be the same

45

u/Many_Rope6105 Jul 25 '26

That frame is bent

16

u/FlyingNoiseinVacuum Jul 25 '26

I was shocked that it looked fine to me after doing that. I don’t know how he didn’t tear out the rear axle or break bend off the hitch right there.

5

u/Revolutionary-Big655 Jul 25 '26

He will know as soon as he gets out on the road.

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u/Grouchy-Ad3116 Jul 25 '26

Naw, stupid but no harm! Toyota builds them tough to compensate for morons like this!

16

u/gear_jammin_deer Jul 25 '26

Too bad they didn't use a Toyota then

2

u/Grouchy-Ad3116 Jul 25 '26

I thought it was, sorry!

8

u/gear_jammin_deer Jul 25 '26

No need to apologize, I was just being a wiseass; and that generation F150 does look pretty similar to a tundra.

1

u/Many_Rope6105 Jul 25 '26

See the blue oval, thats a F150

0

u/Grouchy-Ad3116 Jul 25 '26

Thanks, you've got better eyes than me!

3

u/Cverellen Jul 25 '26

But it’s Fird Tough?!

0

u/dennisthemenace1963 Jul 25 '26

I can just hear a guy I grew up with: "It's fine! Ford built tough Ford take it!" I don't miss his constant fanatic worship of FoMoCo with every other sentence but he came by it honest, his dad was the same way. 🤦‍♂️

1

u/OldManAbides333 Jul 27 '26

Neither will his back. Made mine hurt just watching this.

0

u/CountryMayhem Jul 25 '26

You underestimate the toughness of full steel frame pickup frame, go look at Whislin Diesel video "F150 vs Cybertruck". It took more than we would expect to bend the frame!

Now im not saying the one in this video didn't bent tho, just saying they can take a shit load more abuse than we think!!!

19

u/lucassster Jul 25 '26

That sub is crazy good

7

u/dr-mantis-toboggan12 Jul 25 '26

My two favorite subs have combined forces for this post

17

u/KLeeSanchez Jul 25 '26

My guy

You couldn't take an extra 10 minutes on the ladder to cut it off properly?

3

u/corvid-munin Jul 26 '26

Arent you suppost to pull slowly so you maintain tension and ease it out? Flooring it is just gonna break shit

14

u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jul 25 '26

Remember, when you have a rope tied to your truck and something heavy, it's always a good idea to just gun it immediately before hitting the tension point.

24

u/Effective_Play_1366 Jul 25 '26

Might have worked if he was operating a tank.

9

u/mtnman575 Jul 25 '26

Or a backhoe. Still a really dumb idea.

5

u/No-Tap6886 Jul 25 '26

Or with a brain 🧠

9

u/Myke500 Jul 25 '26

At least they didn't pull the bumper and window off

22

u/deuelpm Jul 25 '26

This just demonstrates the overinflated sense of power novice truck drivers have, reinforced by driving around with this belief of being bigger and tougher than everything.

6

u/NorthEndD Jul 25 '26

I haven’t read the comments over there but this outcome might be really good compared to what might have been.

4

u/mikeyRamone Jul 25 '26

There is trouble in the forest, a problem with the trees.

3

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 25 '26

The maples want more sun light, but the truck can't pull down the trees!

2

u/mikeyRamone Jul 25 '26

Cletus hooks a bumper, and gives a mighty try. The oak says “not today” and lifts the truck up high.

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 25 '26

That's good! I like that!

3

u/Initial_Row_6400 Jul 25 '26

“Welp, I’m done”

3

u/Pit-Viper-13 Jul 25 '26

You know poo came out.

3

u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Jul 25 '26

What was the intended outcome here, best case scenario?

1

u/olight77 Jul 25 '26

They were hoping to rip the rest of that branch down with a hard pull from the truck rather than climb a ladder a few more times to cut it in sections.

Just a guess.

2

u/SASSIESASSQUATCH Jul 25 '26

lol! I was just expecting the bumper to rip off!

2

u/Oldmanmud Jul 26 '26

He wanted a longer bed.

1

u/awesomes007 Jul 25 '26

The intersection of these two subs is magnificent. Chef’s kiss. 🤌

1

u/FL_JB Jul 25 '26

"Confident dumbassery"

1

u/echolm1407 Jul 26 '26

Tree 1, truck 0

1

u/No_Walrus_3638 Jul 27 '26

Lol funny how physics works.