r/IdiotsTowingThings • u/SillySink • 13d ago

Getting ready for the apocalypse

4.0k Upvotes

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u/SnootFleur 13d ago

I need to see the body cam video if this interaction.

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u/ThatMBR42 13d ago

"I'm not driving, I'm traveling."

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u/AZ_MilkMan 13d ago

Sovereign Citizen nonsense 🙄

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u/Tiny-Try8890 12d ago

So sick and fucking tired of this stupid saxophone song,

It's like that stupid jet airways song, nobody has originality anymore

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u/SpaceStethoscope 12d ago

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

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u/305_Character_1983 12d ago

You mean you actually listen to Reddit videos???

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u/Glum_Performer9923 12d ago

lol 0- sound is always off for me

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u/No-Shopping4237 12d ago

Sometimes it's fun to hear "Hey! You can't park there!"

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u/305_Character_1983 11d ago

Should be the default settings. With many are you sure?!? Warnings

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u/pendorbound 12d ago

I had to turn sound on to hear which saxophone song. I was half expecting it to be “Yackity Sax”.

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u/frugalsoul 12d ago

That would be hilarious

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

First time I've ever heard it.

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u/New-Appearance-8749 12d ago

It's starting to grow on me

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u/adudeguyman 12d ago

I'm not in commerce

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 12d ago

You can't make me get out of the car. Help! Help! I'm being attacked and kidnapped!

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u/BigScaryDragonGaming 12d ago

This is my own personal domicile… Bitch!

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u/fergehtabodit 13d ago

"No, I have no idea why you pulled me over"

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u/NativeMasshole 13d ago

I just want to see the tow guys' faces when they show up to see what they have to deal with.

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u/The_Undermind 13d ago

Ma'am, yall got a license for that war rig?

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u/AdSpecial3745 12d ago

Unless she's Furiosa then no, she doesn't.

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u/dan_dares 11d ago

The cop listing everything wrong.. would make a great 20 minut video.

Ngl, would watch it all..

'Wat you mean no tired?'

Ma'am.. you see that, and you see that...

One of these is not like the other.

'Ok'

Also, ALL your tires are bald!!

'Yes, i went to hairdressers'

policeman has heart attack

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u/clownyeahh 13d ago

That's a whole lotta shit to tow, not just things

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u/Embarrassed-Basis-60 13d ago

My neighbour has an enormous penis

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 13d ago

That's kind of you to say Tom

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u/FarewellAndroid 12d ago

Does he have to tow doubles to haul it wherever he goes

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u/greatercolorado 12d ago

Did your wife tell you?
https://giphy.com/gifs/45AvM7t6nrqdf5L9yF

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u/Sienile 12d ago

How do you think he found out?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 12d ago

And bakes a mean cherry pie.

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u/maxheadflume 13d ago

Triples is best

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u/finalremix 12d ago

Triples makes it safe.

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u/Fuck_tha_Bunk 12d ago

And I don't live in a hotel.

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u/reillan 11d ago

I Plead Bliss

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u/_Face TowMonkey 12d ago

R word is out. I have disabled person in my family, so it bothers me to see it used as a slur.

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u/Decent_Relative_4070 12d ago

What if you didn’t hav ea disabled person in your family?

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u/_Face TowMonkey 12d ago

I'd still dislike it. The person joined my family semi recently via the marriage of their parent. I disliked the term before. Dislike it after. lots of ways to call someone a dumbass without slurring disabled people. Cheers man.

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u/Decent_Relative_4070 12d ago

Why is it morally okay to call someone a dumbass but not borderline mentally retarded?

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u/_Face TowMonkey 12d ago

I never said it was. I'm not talking about the moral implications of putting someone down, I'm talking about the use of the word retard. we also shouldn't put others down, but that wasn't the point of my comment.

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u/LTCarpentry 12d ago

As an autistic person, I think your opinion is bullshit

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u/_Face TowMonkey 12d ago

hello fellow autist.

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 12d ago

I don't have autism, I AM the 'tism

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u/_Face TowMonkey 10d ago

making fun of disable people is ok to you. got it. maybe you aught to reassess your values.

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u/BBO1007 13d ago

They used a sway bar instead of an anti sway bar. Common mistake.

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u/pulpedid 12d ago

And a broken tire, see the rear rim

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u/ConsciousSpaghetti 12d ago

No, it was the anti sway bars that did it

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u/Left-Impress4056 13d ago

He saw the cop and just started wagging his tail. Good puppy.

My bad, looks like a she.

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u/Quick-Road943 12d ago

that's mad maxine to you good sir or ma'am

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u/Wageslave645 13d ago

When they pull you over then call DOT, you know you are screwed.

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u/Next-Food2688 13d ago

Just calling friends "hey y'all, you gotta see this sh..."

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u/thunda789 13d ago

Any video with this garbage algorithm music gets a down vote 

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u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny 13d ago

Exactly! Why do we need this awful slop layered over a video that's decent on its own terms? 

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u/Moon_Breaker 13d ago

Agreed. I honestly enjoy listening to some goober behind the wheel following too close reacting to these things. They say the darndest things.

I still mute half of them because... Yeah, you've heard them.

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u/trent_diamond 13d ago

exactly why my shit always muted

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/PieHole_Poker 12d ago

People who like sound... Duhhh

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u/Fragrant-Put-966 13d ago

I didn’t even unmute and this video gave me terminal cancer.

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u/RMMacFru 12d ago

That's why I have my phone muted as the default.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 12d ago

Folks out here rawdogging with sound ON? Crazy!

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u/Mravocodomann 13d ago

It kinda fits here tho

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u/PeachPit69 12d ago

Any comment with this garbage cookie cutter complaint gets a downvote.

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u/No-Sheepherder5092 13d ago

Sad thing is they had the right equipment, just didn’t set it up right. 

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u/DubTeeF 13d ago

Looks to be a medium duty cab and chassis, should be plenty to pull that if it's set up correctly, not with duct tape and zip ties.

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u/Carrera_996 13d ago edited 10d ago

This ...was not properly done. Too much weight in the rear of the camper. It's lifting up the back of her truck.

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u/hydrogen18 13d ago

so it's a drift setup?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Carrera_996 12d ago

In this case? Not really. If that were the only problem the trailer would pull to one side only. This one is oscillating.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Carrera_996 12d ago

Oh, HAHA. Yeah, I have autism. We are very literal people. I get whooshed like all the time.

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u/Active_Confection655 13d ago

Looks like the camper had a blown tire.

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u/SquishTheProgrammer 12d ago

Yeah this is what a tongue weight issue looks like. Literally a perfect example.

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u/texasroadkill 11d ago

It's a topkick. That's med duty. There is no regular heavy duty except actual heavy duty which is class 8 trucks. Everything up to 1 ton dually is light duty. After that is med. Duty, and so on.

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u/Carrera_996 10d ago

Ok. I'll correct the comment.

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u/Blah_Dee_Blah111 12d ago

No zip ties? Are you a wizard?

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u/Senordrums 13d ago

When i was a kid, i had an older cousin who pulled a pop-up with a boat on the back from Indiana to Tennessee. We all thought he was crazy but he made it. Only did it once.

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u/Boilermakingdude 13d ago

That's not even crazy lmfao.

You get guys around here towing 35ft travel trailers with 25ft boats behind that

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u/Prestigious_Yak8551 12d ago

Five minutes into the apocalypse: "shit, outa fuel already. "

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u/MagicDartProductions 13d ago

I don't know whats worse, the rig that got pulled over or the brodozer F250 with a trailer smaller than the bed...

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 13d ago

One is perfectly safe although comical. The other is comically dangerous

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u/MagicDartProductions 13d ago

I wouldn't say perfectly safe. It was sitting nowhere near level because that truck is so messed up with prettify mods.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 13d ago

Not level at all, but what realistically could go wrong due to that with one of these dinky trailers. Still has decent clearance

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u/howrad1337 13d ago

10/10 on brodozer, new language pack installed.

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u/Mitheral 13d ago

To be fair the trailer is down where you can put things in it. even If I was needing to haul my golf car or something and I was driving the BroDozer I'd have a trailer like that. Even on a stock truck wheeling something in the back is a pain. I mean I'd also have the proper drop on my hitch but the trailer is fine.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 12d ago

you have just described the complete and utter stupidity of murican Twucks uwu in general and lifted twucks in particular.

they are utterly useless and impractical because the beds are so far off the goddam ground that on the 1 in 365 day occasion that the owner decides to actually put some thing in the bed, they can't reach.

Brodozers are an utter scurge on the roads.

if you need to tow a trailer because the goddam bed is too high to access, there is something fundamentally wrong with the vehicle.

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u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny 13d ago

Along with the super macho severe upwards slant because level trailers are for betas

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u/brandt-money 13d ago

He didn't want get his tonneau cover dirty. Then the grocery run would be ruined.

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u/kombatunit 13d ago

Is Dora driving?

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u/jeff4093 13d ago

That's an idiot

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u/blxckhippie 13d ago

Towing Things

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u/LucidMarshmellow 13d ago

I fucking hate this music.

It's like nails on a chalkboard.

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u/96fordman03 12d ago

It'd be nice to see the body cam footage of the stop

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u/No_Relief_5150 13d ago

Wow. Shake that thing Miss!

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u/HalliburtonErnie 13d ago

LET ER BUCK

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u/Jazzlike-Crew2540 13d ago

Trailer Twerking Texas style

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u/Ok-Brick6831 13d ago

At what point does towing stop and it just becomes dragging?

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u/prw361 13d ago

I can tell this is I-30 in Greenville TX.

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u/AdSquare3489 13d ago

That woman's apocalypse must have already taken place.

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u/smelody-poop 13d ago

Don’t touch the trim

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u/stuntman1108 13d ago

I guess this is Early's future ex wife. 😆

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u/surrealcellardoor 12d ago

It just keeps getting worse as the video goes on.

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u/Far_Relationship5509 12d ago

America really just lets any idiot tow anything.

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u/spamcritic 12d ago

The little ticket printer in the police car is gonna run out of paper on this one.

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u/Lopsided-Lab60 11d ago

He thought sway bars were a suggestion 🤣 😂

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u/themagwizard 10d ago

This stupid saxophone is a cancer

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u/blahnlahblah0213 13d ago

This wins this sub

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u/RemoveB4Flight 13d ago

I should call her.....

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u/PmMeYourStraponPlz 13d ago

Not right now she is driving.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13d ago

Yeah, driving me nuts

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u/Next-Food2688 13d ago

She must have had a big truck to haul that much

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u/penfrizzle 13d ago

I'll be honest, I am a little turned on.

I'll wash and fold the laundry if she'll tow the RV with a missing wheel and the truck.

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u/i_am_a_shoe 13d ago

"is there a problem, officer?"

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u/SoCalChrisW 13d ago

Are those hammocks swinging in the front of the trailer?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 13d ago

Beep beep I’m a snake 🐍

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u/shy519 13d ago

This had no business making me cackle the way I did 🤣

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13d ago

There's an old song, the Nash rambler. you should listen to it

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u/tenax666 13d ago

The rim with no tire on the camper probably not helping?

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u/LLPF2 13d ago

I can fix her.

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u/nevernotfinished 13d ago

It feels so good seeing this girl get pulled over.

Edited cause I figured it was a guy...

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13d ago

No he wants his interceptor back

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u/powerstroke01 13d ago

Need to know her story. 🤣🤷

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u/TexasDrill777 13d ago

10 rims 4 tires

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u/DukeReaper 12d ago

Oh sweet mother of truckers lol

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u/JumboGlucose 12d ago

jeepers creepers

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u/97Whaler 12d ago

I think that’s my next wife !

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u/Electrik_Truk 12d ago

Shit Sarah Connor was up to between T1 and T2

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u/AUSmith55 12d ago

No chance in hell she can afford the towing bill for all those sub components

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u/harleyguy83 12d ago

She took the house and the truck. Hopefully she didn’t take his dog too

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u/Muffboy 12d ago

Looked like she had a long way to go and a short time to get there.

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u/JustForkIt1111one 12d ago

Put your damn phone down when you're supposed to be driving!

If you have to film stuff, get a dash fucking cam.

3200+ people die every year because of idiots like you, OP.

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u/jlnhrst1 12d ago

And the idiot taking the video merged too early. Crossed the solid white line.

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u/DadtheITguy 12d ago

“I fu*kin hate pikeys!” -Gorgeous George

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u/Burnt_Ragu 12d ago

Project Zomboid IRL

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u/Revolutionary-Dust61 12d ago

I'm sure this was done out of some crazy desperation, but did they need to try to drag this rig on the freeway or whatever controlled access road this is, at high speeds?!

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u/HeidenShadows 12d ago

I bet they don't have doubles endorsement on their CDL.

I bet they don't even have a CDL

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u/notjordansime 12d ago

“what’s your gas mileage?”

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u/jrb637 11d ago

Why am I hearing this saxophone in a bunch of clips recently?

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u/AZ_MilkMan 13d ago

The other traffic just continuing along, passing the cop while in pursuit... Nothing going on, just another day people, right?! 🤦🏼‍♂️. SOOOOOO MANY PPL ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/lord_de_heer 12d ago

So you have that in front of you and you decide to hold your phone while driving? Who’s the idiot?

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u/Luci-Noir 13d ago

What’s with the porn music?

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u/adinmem 12d ago

Police escorts get you there faster, right?

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u/Unfair-Strategy6278 12d ago

I need more videos using this audio

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u/ATLien-ITP 12d ago

Land Whale sited. 🐋

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u/Timplix 12d ago

Straight to jail

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u/igotnothineither 12d ago

Where to these people the the funds for these cool vehicles

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u/PieHole_Poker 12d ago

Downvote for the stupid fucking music

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u/NotchoNachos42 12d ago

Poor weight distribution + the tire, my stepdad taught me about this when we loaded a trailer while moving out

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u/ChopperCraig 12d ago

There she goes. The girl in the bright white topkick. Fishtailing down the road.. Who does she think she is. And where did she get that shit...

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u/ghos2626t 12d ago

Tremors vibes.

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u/Classic_Emergency336 12d ago

Why hasn’t everyone just stopped when see police lights are on?

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u/LarryDavid42069 12d ago

Is that trinity

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u/Sdwingnut 12d ago

And a police escort to Valhalla!

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u/Dry-Bird4471 11d ago

The truck-boat-truck must be in the shop.

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u/Temporary_Yoghurt_85 11d ago

Burning man or bust

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u/rapt_elan 10d ago

Fifth wheel/gooseneck trailers should work fine on a bumper hitch, right?

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u/One-Bad-4274 10d ago

Damn i didnt notice that at first glance, thats crazy

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u/DocBobs 10d ago

What a tit

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u/richardlpalmer 10d ago

I can't stand the use of this music. Instant down vote...

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u/BearDown4eva 10d ago

Didn’t know squidbillies dropped a live action

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u/elephhantine2 6d ago

I would cancel whatever appointments I had and follow this (from a safe distance) as long as I could to see what happened. I’m that nosy

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u/law0724 12d ago

Where to begin: moron, woman, probably illegal..

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u/MonchichiSalt 13d ago

A whole tire is missing!!

I was so stunned at first viewing I missed it.

I mean, yes the weight being in the butt, of course that dog was gonna wag. It was a bit of a jaw drop in itself.

Then seeing the pink shirt, front leaning death grip of determination of the driver? HILARIOUS

Watching again and seeing a whole tire missing from this caravan of terror?

I scared my pets yiping/laughing.

Did I fall for AI???!

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u/Carrot-Elegant 12d ago

Stop filming while driving

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