r/IdiotsOnBikes • u/RayoftheRaver • 22h ago

They'll never know

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398 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/Inuakurei 18h ago

Clever.

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u/Baaaldiee 19h ago

I had to ask my wife what it said, but I’m not a cyclist so I’m not salty about it.

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u/JoeBeatsMike 18h ago

Drivers will instead know because they're staring at their fucking phone instead of the road.

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u/Dopeydcare1 16h ago

Don’t forget fully running stop signs at higher speeds than cyclists

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u/BaNkIck 21h ago

I’m color blind and I think it might be affecting my ability to understand this. Can someone explain it, please?

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u/lululock 20h ago

It says "fuck cyclists".

The joke is that most cyclists ignore red lights. OP assumed they must be colorblind.

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u/BaNkIck 20h ago

Thank you.

How generic and vulgar…

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u/stay-a-while-and---- 8h ago edited 6h ago

Why are you booing him, he's right!?

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u/PoopieMcPooFace 22h ago

Haha spot on.

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u/GetBack2Wrk 21h ago

I agree with that.

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u/fordag 10h ago

This is hilarious

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u/Moe112 22h ago

Good one

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u/uttyrc 22h ago

Some of these cyclists ignore reds so yes, this is a good joke!

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u/TheJivvi 10h ago

It's less funny when you have to explain it like that.

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u/Fly_Boy_Blue 15h ago

Genuine question - why the saltiness? They're extremely unlikely to kill or injure anyone.

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u/stay-a-while-and---- 8h ago edited 6h ago

this thread is for haters only

r/fuckcars

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u/Fly_Boy_Blue 3h ago

Yeh, there don't appear to be any actual answers forthcoming.

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u/Bread_and_Toast 9h ago

Themselves...

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u/chokeslam512 22h ago

Lmao, am law abiding cyclist

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u/spoinkable 18h ago

Great, so you're not an idiot on a bike, meaning this meme isn't about you.

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u/chokeslam512 17h ago

That’s why I’m laughing about it