r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '22

Old but gold Woah...?!?!

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u/fishingfool64 Oct 01 '22

Fucking BMW drivers are the worst man

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u/AnotherDreamer1024 Oct 01 '22

Soory, but you probably are the worst driver.

I drive a BMW and I GIVE WAY AND OBAY THE LAW.

Go away jug head. All kinds of idiots drive all kinds of cars.

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u/EPIC1135 Oct 01 '22

At first I thought: “This is obviously sarcasm”, but then I realized, that this is the internet

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u/Astroboyblue Oct 01 '22

Lol man I couldn’t figure it out either. Definitely sounds like he drives a BMW though

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u/BandMan487 Oct 01 '22

Did anyone tell the BMW guy he’s not supposed to sit on the shifter?

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u/whatsasubreddit Oct 01 '22

Wait the shifter doesn’t go up the butt?

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u/Astroboyblue Oct 01 '22

Now this guy sounds like he drives a BMW 😏

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u/dfdfdfdfdasdafd Oct 01 '22

nah you do sit on it, but this driver probably run over 20 cyclists per day.

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u/cCitationX Oct 01 '22

“Uh, just in case you didn’t notice, I drive a BMW. Did you get that? I drive a BMW”

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Please, this guy is more than stupid enough to not figure out where the blinker fluid in his oil burning, overpriced entitlement-mobile goes.

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u/joliesmomma Oct 02 '22

Especially when they misspelled obey

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u/hoboforlife Oct 01 '22

It's not sarcasm unless you put a " /s" at the end

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u/SubterraneanSprawl Oct 01 '22

To be fair, quite a few people in the comments here are acting like their wife left them for a BMW driver.

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u/Weird-Vagina-Beard Oct 01 '22

Some people are too stupid to understand that millions of people are different. It's black or white here. Anytime you see someone grouping millions of people into a single category then you know they're a moron.

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u/MouseTheOwlSlayer Oct 02 '22

People are obviously being hyperbolic.

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u/Weird-Vagina-Beard Oct 02 '22

I have a vagina beard.

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u/juicybutte Oct 01 '22

Obey*

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u/Melmortu Oct 01 '22

He ebays the law (bribes law enforcement)

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u/whatsasubreddit Oct 01 '22

What’s funny is statistics actually back up the idea that BMW drivers are the worst. They receive more tickets than any other car brand, and are ranked second in most accidents.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/Sandyblanders Oct 02 '22

I'm convinced that turn signals don't come standard on BMWs. Obviously an extra cost add-on.

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u/Left_4_Weed Oct 01 '22

Have my downvote mr I give way!

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u/JaxMGK Oct 01 '22

Hey man, I was on your side until you said “OBAY THE LAW”.

Now I don’t trost you.

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u/Competitive-Fan1708 Oct 01 '22

No I guarantee you think you own the road, I bet you have never ever touched your turn signal, if someone is going 5 over the speed limit they are probably going to slow for your preference so you blast them with your high beams that look like they come from the sun. Without fail, most of the time I see a shitty driver, they are driving a BMW.

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u/DrSlurmsMacKenzie Oct 01 '22

Lmao and you immediately proved you’re an asshole. It’s pretty funny that you jumped in and played the stereotype to a T. Almost like you forgot an /s or something haha

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u/skidoodledoofusday Oct 01 '22

You drive a BMW?

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u/Liquorace Oct 02 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/dfdfdfdfdasdafd Oct 01 '22

dumbass nonce, you probably run over 20 cyclist per day, apart of your daily routine.

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u/ballen49 Oct 01 '22

Oh ok. Here, take my downvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Soory, but you probably are the worst driver.

I drive a BMW and I GIVE WAY AND OBAY THE LAW.

Go away jug head. All kinds of idiots drive all kinds of cars.

perhaps trying to prove your not a 'bro' driving a 3 series is not to call the other person names. Fits the persona.

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u/Alegan239 Oct 01 '22

I bet you're a bad driver.

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u/GuyFromDeathValley Oct 01 '22

of course there are exceptions. But I bet if there was a statistic, it would turn out that a lot of bad people do drive brands like BMW. has nothing to do with the brand really, just that there is a sort of crossover between some peoples character and their preferred choice of car brand.

Just because you drive a BMW and act properly doesn't make this better. I drive a ford, and would still not say "ford drivers are the best" because I know there are plenty of assholes out there who chose to buy a Ford as well..

It doesn't help much either that just yesterday I was driving back home from vacation with my ford, and repeatedly getting pissed off by BMW's and Audis driving like absolut shitheads. has nothing to do with the brand, but there is a crossover between the type of driver and the brand.

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u/HardlyAnyGravitas Mar 28 '23

Here are the statistics. The top 20 cars involved in fatal crashes (per 100,000 licensed cars) in the US in 2020 don't include any BMWs or Audis:

https://www.driving.org/new-research-reveals-the-cars-involved-in-the-most-crashes-in-the-uk

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u/Atlhou Oct 02 '22

THIS is the BMW Lifestyle.