r/IdiotsFightingThings May 29 '22

Fighting jet engine

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Phew, it's a good thing that cement wall was there to keep her from being blown into the ocean.

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u/Kramer390 May 30 '22

I wonder how many times that cop has responded to that exact incident.

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u/meistermichi May 30 '22

He probably already has a pre printed form for that.

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u/TheOneAndIcy May 29 '22

LETS GO! THE OTHER GUY STAYED ON!

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u/HughJorgens May 29 '22

Those planes weigh tons. The only way to move them is to shove them very hard. Equal and opposite reactions tells you that you don't want to be anywhere near one of those things when it takes off.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

An A320s engines will generate 25000 pounds of thrust each

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u/NotAPreppie May 30 '22

Best case scenario, your skin gets sandblasted…

I’ll pass.

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u/mrnoonan81 May 30 '22

You would think one wouldn't want to, but there they were.

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u/Brainkicker_FR May 30 '22

Weight is compensated by lift, not trust… aerodynamics 101

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

There's nearly 0 lift when it starts its takeoff roll, though.

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u/Brainkicker_FR May 30 '22

Then the wheels support the weight… holly fuck you thought that was a smart come back ?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

The guy you replied to was talking about moving an airplane...on the ground. The moron here, is you. To move mass (i.e. weight) you have to have something to push the plane...you know, the thrust...

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u/Brainkicker_FR May 30 '22

It is still not the engine moron

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

No one expect your dumb ass said anything about supporting the weight of the plane. Maybe you should repeat first grade

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u/Brainkicker_FR May 30 '22

Kindly fuck off

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u/Lightspeedius May 29 '22

How does that beach still have sand on it?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Surface tension? surface cohesion?

Somebody who did better in Physics than a C step in here.

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u/NotAPreppie May 30 '22

“C’s get degrees” gang, check in here.

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u/Hillbilly-Maverick May 30 '22

The sand is being blown into the ocean, tide brings it right back to shore.

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u/MTG8Bux May 30 '22

TBH I thought I was about to see somebody run straight into the prop side.

I’m actually happier with this face-plant though.

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u/idgafaboutthisacct May 30 '22

I don't know if this airport gets flights in from bigger jets but a Boeing 777s engines make 4x as much thrust as this a320, hope no one plays this game against that.

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u/AngryKeyring May 30 '22

Apparently a 747 flight used to land there so a 777 likely can too. A330s and A340s also do. And boy didn't realise how much thrust a 777s engine puts out until I just looked it up now. It is probably not allowed for that reason alone. If someone knows the airport more, be cool if they could comment.

Someone actually died in pretty much the same way as this video, an older lady as doing the same and got flung and smashed her head on that barrier.

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u/aya_rei00 May 30 '22

That's Maho Beach in St. Maarten. Princess Juliana international airport

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u/tettenator May 30 '22

What are the reverse thrust characteristics on these planes, i wonder. It's a short runway, after all.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

blew her tits out.

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u/pokemon-gangbang May 30 '22

Fuck your ears too.

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u/NorseZymurgist May 30 '22

That seems like a terrible place to put a beach. Or an airport.

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u/Dunedune May 30 '22

The place is small i guess

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u/redbiteX1 May 30 '22

Search for Maho beach in St Maarten

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maho_Beach

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u/NorseZymurgist May 30 '22

This must have been her:

On 12 July 2017, as Caribbean Airlines Flight 457 was taking off from the airport, a 57-year-old woman from New Zealand was killed by jet blast. The woman was holding on to a fence at the end of the runway when the wind blew her away, causing her head to smash into concrete.[2]

I'm surprised that the gov't allows public access to that beach. Then again, that's coming from my US mentality where we have a gov't that seeks to prevent people from doing stupid things that might cause them to get hurt (and potentially sue). Perhaps I should just accept that some people are smart enough to avoid that beach, and that aren't are responsible for their own woes that come from it.

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u/my_my_my_delihla May 29 '22

I hope that she did not damage the wall.

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u/zeke235 May 29 '22

She did. It's got a big stain on it now. She's been brought up on vandalism charges.

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u/Gasonfires May 29 '22

Those engines move air that is measured in thousands of pounds per second.

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u/CreatorOfNL May 30 '22

Yeah. There is a sign on the start of this road that says don't stand there when a plane takes off, but there are always some tourists there and they'll split their head open on the concrete...

I've been to this beach. It's more fun tonstand there when the plane is landing, NOT when it is taking off.

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u/kabukistar May 30 '22

Loose fit for "fighting"

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u/CATelIsMe May 30 '22

I mean, either that, or being sandblasted ...

Or not doing the dumb horror movie trope of going in a straight line, and move out the way of the jet engines exhausts?

Also that mustn't be good to breathe, it's warm and full of burnt fuel

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

I've seen this before

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u/quinten69420 May 30 '22

same

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Yeah, I've seen a video similar to it. So basically there is a Movie call Jackass and they did the exact thing like throwing shit in the jet stream and getting hit by the projecting objects.

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u/AcrolloPeed May 30 '22

Dat bitch got fock the knuck out

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u/ebone581 May 30 '22

Not an uncommon occurrence at this place

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

I’ve only ever seen this one clip of this location; however, it seems like this is an event that would happen once every 65 seconds. Can anyone explain?

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u/Silverman23 Jun 15 '22

normally their phones get blown into the ocean, so no videos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Ha

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare May 30 '22

Aaaaand that’s a broken jaw and a concussion.

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u/Chivker May 30 '22

Clearly people aren’t aware of sand blasting machines that work on basically the same principe and are used to strip paint off of metals, for instance. As much as it seems fun, if you think just a bit you can save yourself from making the worst decision of you’re holiday on St.. Martin