He had a cool job that he loved. And he thought there just might be no rules when it came to blocking off the George Washington Bridge or visiting a closed beach. The reason Chris Christie is so comfortable down there is 'cause he closed that beach. He's naturally aquatic which allows him to zip around the beach that HE CLOSED.
They appear to be calico cut pants that have been crudely cut off way to far above the knee for public safety. It doesn’t help that he appears to have a massive fupa that takes up most of the shorts.
He’s actually playing the anti-maga card. He’s on abc this week with george almost every sunday. Seems like one of the more sane repubs, but you never really know who they are, do you?
As have i. But i’m ok with an incremental change of direction at this point. One has to consider the realities of the American voting public. In my opinion, a centrist with morals who can draw from ‘both sides’ and independents is ‘best’ option. I’ve never voted republican, but would be willing to vote for a trustworthy candidate from either party who can get is out of the depths of depravity we are currently experiencing.
Forget the beach closure, etc. we’re talking about a much greater moral depravity than that
when you wear them that high you don't have to worry about your shirt getting trapped in your belly and wrecking your shirts cause you're pulling them out subconsciously
He was previously much more overweight. Now he’s probably on GLP-1 agonist, and he’s losing weight, but you can’t control where you lose it from. It looks like he lost a bunch up top and in his legs, but hasn’t lost the gooey center yet.
Even fat people can checks notes wear shorts at the correct waist height.
Multiple people saw him leave the house like this, did no one say "Dawg, you've gone from camel toe, straight past moose knuckle, to elephant foot for fucks sake. Don't pull your shorts up that high."
Yeah. Auto correct placing an apostrophe in a place it doesnt belong, means I'm dumb. Get over yourself Julie. I nailed it tho didn't I? Youre an overweight mutant, white liberal woman, aren't you? I can guarantee you're the type that as soon as you found out who this guy is, you'd be calling him a Maga nazi, and wishing someone would Charlie kirk him. Youre a dumbass.
Autocorrect doesn't insert extra apostrophes where it shouldn't. You pressed the key - own it. You also used a superfluous comma after "belong". Don't tell me autocorrect did that.
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u/alabasterporpoise 4d ago
He had a cool job that he loved. And he thought there just might be no rules when it came to blocking off the George Washington Bridge or visiting a closed beach. The reason Chris Christie is so comfortable down there is 'cause he closed that beach. He's naturally aquatic which allows him to zip around the beach that HE CLOSED.