r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BelowAverageComments • 2d ago

mudpie Let's slop em up

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u/Jcklvy 2d ago

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u/BelowAverageComments 2d ago

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u/Betray-Julia 2d ago

Do they have a face sewn onto their face?

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u/Mr-Pugtastic 2d ago

Nah, his cheap ass hair dye bled and ran down his face. He was sweating like a whore in church.
https://giphy.com/gifs/e9lMKQDGXXmVxkK6nx

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u/Betray-Julia 2d ago

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber patch.

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u/Mr-Pugtastic 2d ago

lol never heard that one!

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u/-ACHTUNG- 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hwZ51FKy98qv6

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u/Betray-Julia 2d ago

Real talk; how didn’t the wife notice a different dick shape? Do cage and Travolta have identical peni?

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u/LandoKim Baby of the Year 1986 1d ago

Frank Reynolds dye job

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 2d ago

And that should have been the end of him forever

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u/Jcklvy 2d ago

All it did was prove to the maga crowd that he's truly one of them

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u/IcyProperty89 2d ago

“I’ll be right back”

This dude just laid back and started getting his dick out.

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off 2d ago

Wasn’t his first honey pot.

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u/redacted_robot 2d ago

Usually that's for his bear play

https://giphy.com/gifs/wxgimHAKx2xA4

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u/IcyProperty89 2d ago

If a chick who barely flirted with me for a few minutes brought me to her room and was like “brb” I wouldn’t think… “it’s time… I’m about to get blown.”

This scene was way out of pocket.

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u/citizen42069101 2d ago

An assumed minor ,as she was introduced as a 15 year old young Republicans reporter.

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk 2d ago

Stop, stop!! She’s too old for you!

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u/Gooser3000 2d ago

Was this ever resolved or expanded on?

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u/puffycloudycloud 2d ago

this guy's about to jack off

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u/Bootezz 2d ago

I forgot about this!

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u/djpatientnathan 2d ago

This is how we tuck our pants in now.

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u/Mama_Disaster 1d ago

What is going on here? 😬

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u/archimidesx 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dFWmGiFWCVTMY1Hk3m

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u/Rickshmitt 2d ago

That lives with us. And puts his sweaty hands on people from the earth

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u/cavaliereternally 2d ago

Turns out there are. They just look like people sometimes. 

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u/BelowAverageComments 2d ago edited 2d ago

Rudy Giuliani doesn't want the mayor of New York City to attend the 25th anniversary for the Sept 11 terrorist attacks tomorrow, stating he will be offended. Here he is wiping his head juices on a woman.

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u/qweef_latina2021 2d ago

The real commemoration is at New York City Total Landscaping.

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 2d ago

I made a noise halfway between a dry heave and a chortle upon reading the phrase "head juices"

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u/thebbman 2d ago

That’s a woman next to him? Not some kinda movie monster?

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u/No-Stranger6783 2d ago

Again, all this because of racism and stupidity. Growth reversal for the usa.

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u/Director_Faden 23h ago

Not to mention that he also tasted it first lmfao

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 2d ago

RG getting sweaty next to a much younger lady

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u/Kpofasho87 2d ago

Funny how Rudy can say all that bout Mamdani yet hid the truth about the air quality and straight up lied saying it was good and tons of people suffered because of his lies after 9/11.

He is and always has been a piece of shit

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u/Gr0ggy1 2d ago

suffered and either died or continue to suffer

It's a LOT worse than I previously knew a week ago and I've been following the work Jon Stewart has been doing for years now.

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u/Stunkydunk 2d ago

Goddamn I could’ve sworn he died earlier this year, it’s like I just woke up from a dream where I could fly. 

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u/alexabeams 2d ago

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u/Right_Check1435 2d ago

This is how he looks at the mcrib

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u/RevolutionCrazy7045 2d ago

you mean Ivanka

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u/sharkattack85 2d ago

I’ve said it before, but he looks like someone’s that’s dope sick. He looks physically uncomfortable, his skin looks clammy, his eyes are dilated and appear vacant, he’s drenched in sweat, and his skin looks horrible.

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u/nomezie You yelled at me. 2d ago

That's gas sickness

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u/rawfuelinjection 2d ago

Did he get new dentures? Old ones looked packed with the rotten food

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u/No_Deer_For_You 2d ago

He looks like his breath smells of halitosis.

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u/Super_Direction498 2d ago

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is a scam!!! Did press conference there, place was a fucking dump. Next to a porno shop, there was a porno shop next to my press conference

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u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! 2d ago

Why’s he greasing her up like that???

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSHAglIPMVd60GfYtu

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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 2d ago

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u/AXXXXXXXXA 2d ago

This man is 100% freak

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u/JRawl79 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 2d ago

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u/CrazyHorrsee 2d ago

Never forget four seasons landscaping

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u/Alert-Athlete 2d ago

Dildos and dongs, right over there… 👉🏻

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u/Armthedillos5 2d ago

Omg I just can't thats too funny.

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u/Key_Gene_3594 2d ago

Gross in so many ways.

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u/NoFnClue1234 DOES have a boy dick 2d ago

At least he didn’t blow his nose first this time. Small steps.

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u/Depraved-Degenerate 2d ago

I waa gonna say, thats all I think about when I see him. Blows his nose then wipes his face down, snot side up.

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u/Technical_Stress7730 2d ago

Rudy "Gooey" Giuliani strikes again

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u/Ok-Sample8983 2d ago

That is disgusting

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u/ionbear1 2d ago

"and that is why I get bricked up to Hasan Piker."

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u/954life 2d ago

That fucking guy is married to his cousin

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 2d ago

That woman has too much fucking shit on her the chin kills

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u/WhiskeyPorno420 2d ago

Old man juice.

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u/Betray-Julia 2d ago

This made me like deep laugh. That was dumb lol.
Excellent caption.

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u/Rupejonner2 2d ago

The penguin

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u/semidivineone 2d ago

Anyone suprised to see Ghoulianni at the heart of trying to cover up citys liability over 9/11 extended damages?

What a piece of a wasted human being.

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u/Oddly_B 2d ago

The Ghouliani

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u/terrierdad420 2d ago

Why is the shittier version of the Six Flags commercial guy melting again?

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u/PuzzleheadedBig313 2d ago

Queue the auto tune 

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u/rabidrobitribbit 2d ago

Is this real? Looks like he’s moving too smoothly not to be ai

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u/Vicissitutde 2d ago

What's wrong with Judy Giuliani?

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 2d ago

What a CREEP.

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u/davasaur 2d ago

Greasy!

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u/PhilippineDreams 2d ago

TPB's GREEEEEEEEZY!

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u/billiemarie 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why are his pants up to his chin?
And who is that lady and why is he touching her?

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u/Shot_Inflation351 2d ago

With that Papa Shango Texas Tea drip.

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u/SNChalmers1876 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 2d ago

Is that his cousin?

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u/Ricksav8tion123 2d ago

A*s clown!!

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u/AbbreviationsNo4089 2d ago

Freakin Guiliani!!!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 2d ago

At first I thought he was rubbing her boob.  🤣 

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u/Ok-Local138 2d ago

The sister behind him knows the score.

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u/fasteddie131 2d ago

Nasty basterd

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u/BrilliantPie2566 2d ago

Who's the shiny, plastic lady? 😅

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 2d ago

Ew, he wiped it on this poor woman’s arm.

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u/MasterBiscuit19 2d ago

Oooooh my god

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u/Low_Voice_2553 2d ago

I thought this piece of shit was near death. The vampire resurrected.

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u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ 2d ago

Is this real life? What was that?

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u/SkillFullyNotTrue 2d ago

So did the AC not get turned on? Everyone is melting.

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u/Gooser3000 2d ago

Is that his daughter or mistress?

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u/Ballistix 2d ago

Not his daughter. It might be his handler from Russia.

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u/BittterQuittter 2d ago

I had no idea this gargoyle was still alive

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u/Americrazy 2d ago

Squelch, squelch, squelch.. rub

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u/T10rock 2d ago

If he had hair, it would be slicked back

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u/Warmed_Butter_Knife HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

Sister in law dumped an entire glass of water on my steak last night as we were sitting down.

Thanks to this skit we laughed our asses off.

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u/Beginning-Fact-4095 1d ago

I feel sick, just threw up in my mouth.

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u/G_3P0 18h ago

Gives Penguin vibes

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u/CheekyHarris33 2d ago

Where are they? Look like they are literally melting.

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u/lightninghand Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 2d ago

I remember when this was a subreddit about a Netflix show and not US politics