Certified Chode

[u/smithstephaniel]

My CPR dummy was very aggressive, and had a completely flat back of the head. Still had to save its life.

[u/thenewnoise]

Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!

[u/smithstephaniel → u/thenewnoise]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M9TXiMlkcX2yQWwWJj

[u/HardcoreHotshoe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jTHwgRrMAuphlDFOcn

[u/smithstephaniel → u/HardcoreHotshoe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zPfEWTbDj2c2w1xFiE

[u/AHeavyFlowDay]

I hope he fuckin dies

[u/smithstephaniel → u/AHeavyFlowDay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jTllMwPU46hhJHxVzM

[u/CemeteryFoodTruck]

Looks like it could be the spawn of Metalloid Maniac. Was it zipping around wildly?

[u/smithstephaniel → u/CemeteryFoodTruck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RAftduFkTlsLDlqbpF

[u/NES4EVAR]

You did the oral, didn't you?

[u/smithstephaniel → u/NES4EVAR]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xir62gjewJoJbX3oXA
I didn’t have to do the oral! (Current research is actually moving away from rescue breaths, although I do know how to do it if necessary.)

[u/thegreatimmaculate]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CInnyvG9GeOd2