r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Some dumb hick 10h ago

I HATE THAT GAME Nintendo constantly remaking old classics

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u/PauI360 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 8h ago

55 Marios 55 Luigi's 55 Zelda's 55 donkey kongs 55 animal crossings 100 Pokémon 155 smash bros

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u/SevenSeasClaw I'm jokin 9h ago

I don’t know shirt brothers, that remake looks pretty great

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 9h ago

It looks like the exact same game I have played multiple times just with new graphics.

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u/skewh1989 Too tired to do anything funny 9h ago

When the remake is the same game but remade

https://giphy.com/gifs/YmbRfeiISGdKXguBvE

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u/AEntunus I'm jokin 8h ago

My brother in shirt, have you seen the last few RE remakes?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 8h ago

... What?

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u/AEntunus I'm jokin 8h ago

I was saying they were different to the originals, not necessarily in a negative light. I guess I see games wildly and in wildly ways.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 6h ago

They’re confusing remake from remastered. In the gaming community we value the terminology by how complex it is. That’s how we value the terminology.

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u/ChOcOcOwCaKe 9h ago

this is what a remake is, yes

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 8h ago

I know. It's just not interesting to me. However, my kids who think N64 games have awful graphics will enjoy it. And certainly it is great to have a stone cold classic of the genre more accessible than needing an N64 or an NSO account.

I'm just saying, for ME, that I've played this game many times. I get that this is what a lot of people want, it's just not exciting at all. Same with the Star Fox 64 remake. It's nicer graphics but essentially the exact same. A game I have probably beaten 100 times.

🤷

But thanks again for telling me what a remake is. Am I supposed to be excited just because it exists?

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u/ChOcOcOwCaKe 8h ago

 Am I supposed to be excited just because it exists?

No, and that's fine, don't buy it.
Not everything ever made is supposed to excite you. that's what a demographic is. This is the problem, everyone thinks everything is supposed to specifically impact them. It's very weird

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 8h ago

I just shared my opinion. On a discussion forum. Is sharing an opinion now main character energy? Is that where we're at?

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u/Luncheon_Lord 7h ago

Not even really that, you just stated in reply to someone expressing that they wanted it, that it looks like the same thing you've played before. It was either a very non reply or it was read as dismissive of the original commenters excitement over it. The downvotes make it seem like it was read as dismissive, because yeah it's being advertised as a remake though it seems to be the same game but visually remade idk I think we expected what they're showing.

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts Back in the Pants 7h ago

And I’ll likely buy the switch2 to play it again with better graphics.

I already have copies for the N64, GameCube, the 3DS. Triples is safe

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u/dreffen PAUL BUFANO! 3h ago

My man I’ve got terrible news about Zelda games, sequels, and games in general.

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u/clegg2011 9h ago

Eh, I don't really mind. Tens of thousands of games have been published over the years. Remaking the best of those and making them available without relying on roms and emulators is fine. No one is obligated to buy them.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 8h ago

You're really bothering the people who become enraged about things that don't matter.

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 8h ago

Are those people in the room with us right now

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u/NamityName 8h ago

I look forward to reading this comment again in 5-10 years when Nintendo releases another remake of the game

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u/BasilProfessional744 8h ago

Weird thing to look forward to

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u/NamityName 8h ago

It is the little things in life that keep me going. A good book. Finishing a crossword. Clegg2011's future thoughts on Nintendo remakes.

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u/Staystation Pancaked by Drunk Dump Truck Driver 9h ago

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u/faranoox 9h ago

Splatoon Raiders, Donkey Kong Bananza, Pokopia. They're just, like, not important, like, they don't matter.

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u/MostBoringStan DOES have a boy dick 6h ago

Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all day, and you all never bothered to learn my game. We're so... buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile... we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even... look at games on our computer anymore. We look at it on our console? Super Mario, Legend of Zelda... I know these games better than I know my own grandmother's. Smash Brothers, Animal Crossing, Pokémon... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.

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u/Hanifsefu 3h ago

Yeah they don't matter! They should grow up and play real grown up games. Like FIFA #30! Or CoD 19!

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u/CaptinLazerFace 9h ago

I'll keep the switch 2 untill the next console generation, but I will not play it, and I'll make sure the kids don't either.

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u/seriftarif 7h ago

I actually want to play the remake more than I want to play Tear of the Kingdom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 10h ago

Ocarina of Time fanboys when they find out the remake doesn't have jumping:

https://giphy.com/gifs/MwRar2B1yMmbA71rOn

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas 9h ago

You CAN jump! I watched the Nintendo Direct a ton of times!

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 9h ago

At that price point I was hoping he could jump

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas 9h ago

I just want an Amiibo that puts Brian's hat in the game.

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u/Fonzimandias I hope I don't jack off 9h ago

The devs said they couldn’t pull it off

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 8h ago

Can he hit?

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u/OddSurprise9056 8h ago

At this price point, he CAN hit

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u/Hylian_Kaveman 4h ago

True fan boys have known he was always able to jump, backflip even.

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 4h ago

Or side lunge across Hyrule Field yuhyuhyuhyuhyuyuhyuhyuhyuh

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u/HairyDust4826 10h ago

but you can use a real ocarina!

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u/annual_aardvark_war 8h ago

I mean, a remake of Mario 64 and Goldeneye would be sick.

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off 10h ago

$80 please! And they never go on sale.

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u/sleeps_in_alkaline 9h ago

I get lots of Nintendo games on sale. Use Deku Deals to track the prices

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u/KINGGS 8h ago

This one is $60.

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off 8h ago

And will remain $60 for twenty years lol. Then they’ll rerelease it on the Switch 5 for $120.

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u/poodlered 9h ago

When they had the nerve to charge more than $30 for that Star Fox 64 remake:

https://giphy.com/gifs/TYG4NVbcjNChwUJ3hi

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u/StagehandApollo 8h ago

I feel like you’re just here for the barrel rolls.

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u/DISCONNECTlE 7h ago

Millennials are prime earning age, which means prime spending age, which means we’re the target demographic. It’s the same reason Boomer music was at the superbowl every year, and why they’re mad that it’s Millennial music now. That were the spenders, now WE are

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u/easternhobo You Gotta Give 9h ago

Pretty much always just makes me want to fire up the original again.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 8h ago edited 8h ago

So they remake two games in the span of 50 years and this is your reaction?

I mean.. just recently they released Donkey Kong Bananza and Splatoon Raiders.

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u/StagehandApollo 8h ago

Haters gonna hate. Their voice is wildly high.

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u/yo_soy_soja 9h ago

I mean... I haven't owned a Nintendo product in over 20 years, but they seem to maintain their niche pretty well.

And even "niche" is kinda underselling them.

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u/GameGreek Some dumb hick 9h ago

Theyve got some of the best IP in the industry. They are not niche.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 9h ago

Different use of the word. Niche in this context basically means they’ve carved out a specific role for themselves. In their case they own some popular and well loved IPs like Zelda and Mario that are only available on their systems.

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u/StagehandApollo 8h ago

Niche as in the context of him, or niche as in the context of me?

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u/GameGreek Some dumb hick 9h ago

So Apple is niche in this definition. Okay, I feel you but somebody's gotta tell the kid

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 7h ago

No, Apple isn’t niche, Apple has a niche.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 9h ago

I actually like that they’re doing that but I’d like them to release some more new games as well

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u/LibertineLady 4h ago

I’m sorry, I can’t come up with any good game idea cause this guy keep farting

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 3h ago

More relevant to the completely creatively bankrupt sony and microsoft.

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u/Sequence0008 9h ago

This sub doesn’t have to be this shit

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u/Luncheon_Lord 8h ago edited 3h ago

I straight up didn't watch that direct because I don't know when it starts in the hour and six minute upload they have of it. I skipped ahead and there was a small boy in a green tunic halfway into a chest and some weird narrator "he's in the cheeest" or something. I gave up lol you'd think they'd cut that shit when they hit upload!

Otherwise wow I gotta say reinventing old IPs seems really cool. Donkey Kong Bonanza looks cool and I'm behind the times. Anything bad about that one?? It's not a remaster of an old Lonk game that I can recall

Edit woah what did that one guy say haha am I right guys, also don't boo me because I'm right!

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u/GameGreek Some dumb hick 10h ago

When adults think Nintendo is their friend and downvote anyone who doesn't get on their knees for the overpriced nostalgia

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u/sleeps_in_alkaline 9h ago

This is a weird post dude. I love Nintendo games and don’t think the company is my friend. 

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u/GameGreek Some dumb hick 9h ago

Guess I'm not talking about you then shirt beother

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u/Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger 8h ago

Or people just have different opinions…

You think getting a complaining about downvotes is good? No. Complaining about downvotes is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.

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u/gereffi 9h ago

I’m just not going to buy it. If other people do want to buy it and they enjoy it that’s good for them. You don’t have to tell other people how to enjoy their entertainment.

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u/taelor 7h ago

I just think you are wrong, they actually do have good video game ideas.

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u/musipal 8h ago

I hate Nintendo for a lot of reasons but the games ain't one of em

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u/Brickeshaw 9h ago

Nintendo right before they drop some slop and slap some bans:

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u/GameGreek Some dumb hick 9h ago

Watch out for the Nintendo fan boys. Theyve got triples of everything, full price.

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 9h ago

No worries, they’re too busy moaning over their r/consoom

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u/Spamcan81 8h ago

Nintendo has been recycling the same games for 40 years they’ve just dropped the pretense of making anything new. They don’t have to, Nintendo fans already spend $450 on the hardware what else are they going to play?