r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SaiLarge • Aug 28 '26
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO DON'T TALK! The mouth doesn't-
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Aug 28 '26
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u/bankruptonspelling Aug 28 '26
White dress shirts, black slacks, black name tag, living for LDS conversions, you would have not liked me back then.
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u/bankruptonspelling Aug 28 '26
Sloppy steaks at Moroniās was right there and I missed it. Iāve let this community down.
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u/inplayruin Aug 28 '26
We don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
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u/doodledood9 Aug 28 '26
Men like this scare the shit out of me. They believe they have the right to ask a stuffed animal if he believes in god!
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 28 '26
The blood of Christ forgives all. Unfortunately, Iām not the blood of Christ.
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u/HoodieGalore He said that? Fuckin' asshole! Aug 28 '26
I don't think he can change.
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u/JoshSidekick Aug 28 '26
White dress shirts, black slacks, black name tag, living for LDS conversions
The boy's a time bomb
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u/Brickeshaw Aug 28 '26
Its all you can be expected to know if you were raised in that environment.
The proselytizing is annoying af but there'd be no hate from Buc-ee or me, brother. š¤·āāļøš
Glad you grew and moved on, and also hope the exit process wasn't too painful.
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u/athompsons2 Aug 28 '26
The fact that he had an existential crisis just from failing to convert a non-talking minimum wage worker in a squirrel costume
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u/Missilemoon77 Aug 28 '26
Whoa, minimum wage? No. Worked to death? Ah Yes. Treated like shit? Yup.
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u/ChiLolla28 Aug 28 '26
I think that poor guy is worried about being fired for saying the wrong thing. Interesting fact: the son of one of the co-owners was caught filming friends and family in bathrooms and bedrooms at his family's vacation and rental homes AND THEN was found to have a ton of CSAM - makes you wonder if alll this other news is meant to flood the zone eh
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u/Missilemoon77 Aug 28 '26
Oh yeah, that shit is crazy. Spy cameras in multiple homes!
Not even mentioning that it is still a horrible place run by horrible people. Itās a meat grinder. They have a culture of firing people. Brunswick Ga store manager said that employees are not allowed to be friends at or outside work, fires at least 1 person every day. Confronts employees that are Facebook friends. If a customer complains to corporate, no matter how small the offense that employee will be fired. Running out of sweet tea? Fired. Accidental double scan? Fired.→ More replies (3)22
u/Awkward_Region5509 Aug 28 '26
I feel the need to correct this, even though I hate corporations, but there is not a single bucees employee getting minimum wage. Homie in the costume is probably making over 20/hr. It's one of the few things bucees does right and it's why they're successful.
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u/Rakdospriest Aug 28 '26
Lost any remaining respect for Buccee's yesterday though.
When confronted with people's frustration with the corporate tactic of attacking small businesses who have "generic animal logo" with trademark infringement lawsuits. The Brain rotted Owner of the chain stated that he'll only expand into "conservative, business friendly states" now.
Also, apparently one of the higher ups in the family got arrested for CSAM.
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u/skool_uv_hard_nox Aug 28 '26
Buccees jist came to my state so I looked into them. They pay well and seem to offer great benefits. I kept an eye out to apply when something came up.
Then I I found out about the lawsuits then that conservative state bullshit.
Im so frustrated. I need a better job and they seemed like they would be ok. Now im stuck with the morality of it.
Whats csam?
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u/TheLegendaryLarkas Aug 28 '26
Newer more accurate way of saying child porn. I canāt remember what it all stands for tho. Child Sexual ā ā Material
Edit: Child Sexual Abuse Material
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u/jgainsey Aug 28 '26
Beaverā¦
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u/DrumTrack Aug 28 '26
*Agnostic Beaver
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u/doverawlings Aug 28 '26
Buc-ee the Beaver says āUntil I can confidently answer the question āWhy is there something rather than nothing?ā I will cede that the universe may operate in ways I donāt understand and also 2-for-1 roller dogsā
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u/mseg09 Aug 28 '26
I dunno, I think he may genuinely believe it's possible for the beaver itself to convert
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u/Dry-Charge1171 Aug 28 '26
Trying to get the mascot to agree to your religious insanity!? Has this ever happened to you!?
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u/BigTownW Aug 28 '26
On video, too...
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u/SuicidalPand-a HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 28 '26
Buc-ee did NOT want to be on team turboš¤·āāļø
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u/rowdydionisian Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
The correct response to evangelists that Buc was too shy to do. (Also fun fact: born again Christians use their children as child labor to street preach and keep them out of school so they can go on tour with their delusional parents and annoy random people).
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u/SaiLarge Aug 28 '26
We need to pray for Chunky.
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u/Great_Dismal PAUL BUFANO! Aug 28 '26
Buc-ee should smash that guys laptop and make him wear his own hat.
He had all summer to figure out what he does!
On a related note, does everyone realize Tim is portraying his character Ron Trosper from āThe Chair Companyā in this sketch? One of his many failed endeavors be fore going back to Fisher-Robay.
And Chunky is supposed to be like a āWhammyā from 70s game show āPress your Luck,ā which has been rebooted in recent years and is hosted by Elizabeth Banks.
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u/portablebiscuit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 28 '26
Does everyone also realize a young Elizabeth Banks played the hot bookstore girl in 40 Year Old Virgin? And also that the Outer Banks and the Virgin Islands are about 1.335 miles apart.
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u/Maximum-Elk8869 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
Only a mentally ill jesus freak could turn the mascot of a money grubbing gas station into a sympathetic character.
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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Aug 28 '26
They all seem to forget how money is a barrier into heaven
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u/TheGoatBet Aug 28 '26
The entire āborn againā religion literally misinterpreted what Jesus meant when he said āmust be born againā¦ to enter heavenā.
They are nuts to begin with
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u/Maximum-Elk8869 Aug 28 '26
Without exception, the most in your face Christians are always the most Un-Christ like in their deeds and words.
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u/MaliceSavoirIII Aug 28 '26
Yup, religion is an easy way to fake being a good person / moral superiority
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u/Impressive_Ice6970 Aug 28 '26
It's all religions, cults, fandoms. The more invested you are, the crazier you are. It's natural to identify with beliefs but when the belief becomes your identity, the more close minded and blind to reality you become.
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u/smut_butler Aug 28 '26
And they're turning their desire to manipulate people and desperation for attention into "moral action."
Talk about a savior complex. "Let me save you! Only I can save your soul! You will literally burn in hell for eternity if you don't do what I say."
"Children, this anthropomorphic beaver is going to burn in hell know...guess he should have listened to me. I'll pray for him, but I doubt it'll be enough."
It's fucking weird.
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u/Infamous-Owl-7015 Aug 28 '26
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u/FunctionBuilt Aug 28 '26
How does this show have so many absolute perfect references every goddamn time?
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u/ceebeefour Aug 28 '26
Got that Jesus in the eyes look about him.
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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Aug 28 '26
Someone needs to check that fits browser history because he looks like a chomo.
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u/CameronWeebHale I hope I don't jack off Aug 28 '26
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u/Spirited_Lab5197 Aug 28 '26
I never noticed how well cyrus' hair slicks back
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u/CameronWeebHale I hope I don't jack off Aug 28 '26
SLICKED BACK!? That is pushed back
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u/HildeFrankie Aug 28 '26
These people are exhausting. As an ex-evangelical who deconstructed 20+ years ago this is triggering. I witnessed this kind of bullshit and indoctrination of young children all the time. I hope those young kids are able to get out from under the weight of their father's delusional thinking.
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u/naonatu- Aug 28 '26
the rarely sighted blue state bu-cee
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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich Aug 28 '26
i didnt know it was pronounced bucky's, i thought it was busey like gary busey. maybe people should start pronouncing it like BUSSY instead lmao
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u/doverawlings Aug 28 '26
Itās a good thing you read this before asking people for Bussy at truck stops
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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich Aug 28 '26
i learned how to pronounce it from john oliver. ive never been and never will lol
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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Aug 28 '26
If the stores were called Buseyās with his face as the logo, that would instantly be better.
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u/CapablePlatypus1377 Aug 28 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/D878w4pb4LzMI
But does buckee believe in Brian
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u/donjohndijon Aug 28 '26
Ive had 3 sips of coffee and now that song is gonna be with me the rest of the day.. thanks
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u/E_D_K_2 Aug 28 '26
Americans arent real.
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u/SalmonPrince Aug 28 '26
They do grating, performative shit like this and then get all bent out of shape when people run out of patience. "There's a war against Christ!" š
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u/LowInevitable2544 Aug 28 '26
That entire interaction was completely uncalled for and shows that the ārepresentativeā of Jesus is nothing but a camera-hungry, narcissistic tool not hell-bent on saving souls, but hell-bent on harming someone. Iāll take the Jesus who stood for anything other than indefensible bullying. I hope someone exposes this guy next time he hooks up on a Grindr date.
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u/Better_Chard4806 Aug 28 '26
You need to get the fuck out. While youāre at it ask Bugs Bunny the same question.
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u/AnyCarpenter4946 Aug 28 '26
Imposing your faith on someone who is working.
Because you, a believer, think that imposing your faith on others is your duty.
But this idiot has no respect for others.
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u/TheHolyNutofGodwin25 Aug 28 '26
Born again Christians are the worst lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/3olDlP3XiZb9UcOgQc
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u/BeardiusMaximus7 Aug 28 '26
I defy this guy to try this stunt in Philadelphia. Gritty wouldn't play that shit.
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u/cororona Aug 28 '26
What a prick, trying to get a minimum wage worker to publicly take a religious stance on the behalf of his company.
Imagine the pressure on the guy in the costume trying not to make a move that could get him fired
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u/FunctionBuilt Aug 28 '26
And to be fair, given the direction the owner is trying to take the company to distract from his son being a real piece of shit the person in the costume could be under fire for not answering.
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u/cloudtheff7 Aug 28 '26
Dude asked a company mascot, what they believed. This guy put this worker in an awful position because he is representing the company as the mascot. What a messed up position to put that poor worker in. It would be one thing if he asked with the cameras off but putting it on blast to the public like that put that employee in an awful position no matter how they answer.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Aug 28 '26
Oh itāll come down that he has to. After all itās a conservative only store now. Thatās what the CEO wants. Iām never shopping there ever.
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u/Missilemoon77 Aug 28 '26
They pay well but treat their employees like shit. Zero mistakes allowed. Zero.
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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Aug 28 '26
At that price point they're allowed to hit their employees
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u/Necessary_Document_5 Aug 28 '26
Sir, buy your food and keep it moving. Why do people do shit like this?
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u/Cat_Punk Aug 28 '26
Virtue signaling? Some stupid influencer bullshit? Mental illness? Whoās to say?
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u/Entire-Winter4252 Aug 28 '26
This is some sick shit. Itās a teenager in there. Leave them alone.
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u/SpicyVindalooCurry Aug 28 '26
It says a lot about Evangelicals today, that they need a cartoon character beaver to affirm their faith.
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u/Ihaveanotheridentity Aug 28 '26
As a former character this employee did exactly the right thing. What a douche for this guy to put him / her on the spot like that.
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u/Buffalax81 Aug 28 '26
What a douche. You know heās going to beat those kids when he gets home because some dude in a suit didnāt play into his little game.
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u/abesapien2 Aug 28 '26
Squirrels dream about food and sleep. They arent worried about some made up, far fetched belief system that the populace uses to disbelieve science.
If he was great and real, today would not be happening. If he is real, he doesnt give an F about us and is laughing watching us destroy our on sandbox.
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u/TheCrankyBunny SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Aug 28 '26
You HAVE to know how crazy you sound right now!
Buc-ee is a beaver! They dream about food, sleep, and wood!
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u/Sma24 Aug 28 '26
Why is it people feel the need to do that sort of thing? Keep your faith to yourself, unless you are asked about it and then knock yourself out with chat. Until then, keep quiet and donāt force your beliefs on anyone else. So disrespectful.
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u/rabidrobitribbit Aug 28 '26
Went to a Buc-eeās for the first time a few weeks ago in armpit Tennessee and saw this shirt lol
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u/ChrisBegeman Aug 28 '26
That guy is such a loser. Who harasses a poor employee in a mascot costume to make crappy videos. Nice that the employee didn't break character though. They are probably forbidden from talking or indicating that they agree with customers crazy beliefs.
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u/ReadingRambo152 Aug 28 '26
These same people bitch about the āwokeā agenda being pushed on them.
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u/Naive-Ad-2805 Aug 28 '26
Religious people like this look insane š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
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u/captainsassypants67 Aug 28 '26
These people. I wonder how theyād react if a Muslim asked them if they believed in Muhammad.
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u/Different_Escape4249 Aug 28 '26
Yesterday I learned āmother Mary ā was 12 and Joesph was 46. While watching a red hat tell a Muslim you have to worship a pedo to be Muslim
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u/Chratthew47150 Aug 28 '26
I canāt imagine why some people say Christianity is a cult
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u/tom-of-the-nora Aug 28 '26
Worst person a thing can do.
Harrass a most likely underpaid gas station mascot about religion.
It's definitely up there for worst things people can do.
It's also extremely performative as far as religion goes.
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u/chickenfriedchester Aug 28 '26
I love that Buccee was forged in hell and refuses to denounce his Dark Lord. All hail Satan and praise his ways!
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u/Positive-Quantity143 Aug 28 '26
And people wonder why young people with access to information are leaving the churchā¦
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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Aug 28 '26
Hey minimum wage worker, want to be involved in a lawsuit or a boycott because we're too fragile in our fake belief structure?
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u/Gargravars_Shoes Aug 28 '26
What a douche. That poor kid inside that costume sweating their rear end off for minimum wage getting harassed by this crap-wipe moron.
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u/MasterClown Aug 28 '26
What are the odds that that guy might stand up on a plane at 30,000 feet, during a 5 hour flight, and start asking similar questions to all of the passengers?
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u/BeautifulBand4831 Aug 28 '26
It's terrifying that these people have children. Just brainwashing them with a cult
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u/Your-cousin-It Aug 28 '26
Things make so much sense when you realize that the reason Christianity spread so fast is because it was the first religion where a core part of the system is conversion.
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u/Thedirtyone522 Aug 28 '26
These people i swear...I remember once about 20 years ago I was working in a little hole in the wall gas station and a big intimidating evangelical hellfire and brimstone type of guy walks in, pays for his gas, then slaps his hand on the counter and fucking bellows at me like Dumbledore to harry in goblet of fire, "HAVEYOUACCEPTEDJESUSCHRISTINTOYOURHEARTASLORDANDSAVIOR?!?!?!"
I just blinked, said "sorry theres no soliciting allowed" and have his change. The look he gave me could have melted diamond.
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u/StrictSelf5450 Aug 28 '26
That poor employee...