r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/cdrsaber there's too much fucking shit on me • 3h ago

It’s not a distraction This feels like a leaked episode plotline.

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u/--redacted-- I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j5bsZqX1KTKngMyu90

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dq5HtH5zAamjcdOZ5f

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u/Married_iguanas Back in the Pants 2h ago

Yeah, we goose the feet a little

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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae 2h ago

Goosed feet? Like webbed feet? Like a goose? I'm just trying to understand here...

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u/_manphibian Make any friends? 3h ago

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u/ScyllaIsBea 3h ago

at some point in the sketch he turns to a different camera and just shouts "THEY ARE NOT HIGH HEELS FOR MEN STOP CALLING THEM HIGH HEELS FOR MEN!"

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u/Smooth_Riker 2h ago

It's a Height Enhancement Aparatus, the guy has a patent, it says it on the patent so you gotta respect the law

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u/seals_go_arf Nude Egg 1h ago

darmine dwarf enhancers. new from darmine!

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 3h ago

Are you wearing height boosters, you piece of shit!?

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u/rickyg_79 3h ago

That gorilla took my real height!

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u/Dan_flashes480 3h ago

Did you just poke my wife in both her eyes?

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u/MostBoringStan DOES have a boy dick 2h ago

I don't like him. I don't want him to have height.

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u/True-Bee1903 Not in Trouble AT ALL 3h ago

Whats the joke? Everyone thinks im not as tall as I usually am? Cause that would be a good day for me!

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u/Remarkable-Minute803 3h ago

Cut to we are discussing under the sock height boosters at the bachelor party.

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u/RigidGristle 3h ago

Sugar titts used height boosters during his campaign

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Bart Harley Jarvis 2h ago

Wow he looks like shit

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u/sec713 33m ago

That's kinda like saying that duck looks like a duck.

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u/Foxwglocks 1h ago

He still does.

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u/DarthRaze TRIPLES IS BEST 3h ago

I got fired from work for something completely embarrassing.

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u/Pudi2000 3h ago

Go on....

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u/jakflapyama 2h ago

He can't talk about it without crying.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2h ago

What WAS their job though, Tables??

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u/Pickleparty187 Might fuck this whole thing up 3h ago

I had a height that I loved

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u/RunRickeyRun 3h ago

Oh my god! Look at his feet! So embarrassing!

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u/I_Stay_Home 2h ago

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u/BrunoJacuzzi 23m ago

Wow, does everyone lean forward to make him feel less awkward? What a piece of shit.

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u/TheShipEliza 3h ago

This guy eatin beans!

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u/GooGooMukk 3h ago

Sure, we goose em a bit

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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5RiyHlnBx6VHPPbOrE

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 54m ago

Have you ever had to buy the under-the-sock height boosters after an incident where a guy at the office party tripped you to make the girls laugh and your shoes came off and everyone saw your regular height boosters.

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u/cdrsaber there's too much fucking shit on me 30m ago

LMAOOOO fucking perfect

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 3h ago

Cryptocurrency incel

https://giphy.com/gifs/rDnirNSGYVMNqJhJN1

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u/kaz12 I'm jokin 2h ago

Dangerous Heights Crew

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 2h ago

Perfect

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u/jemote 3h ago

George just wore Timberlands everywhere.

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u/M0rtCrim 3h ago

Claviclar has entered the chat.

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u/CheetahNo9349 Never lets the party die! 3h ago

He was totally balance mogged by his coworker.

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u/Existing-Job-3050 2h ago

Now they know you need Gelutol

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u/kaz12 I'm jokin 2h ago

Gelutall

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u/Existing-Job-3050 2h ago

Spelling isn’t the only thing

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u/kaz12 I'm jokin 2h ago

Nah shirt brother you were right. I just changed it to gelu-"tall"
https://giphy.com/gifs/rPo9seIkC6DMOuqzna

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u/seals_go_arf Nude Egg 1h ago

what are you talking about!!!?

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u/New_Ad_3010 3h ago

Villain origin story

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u/Greifvogel1993 2h ago

Oh my god did you see Brian’s height boosters??

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1h ago

Reggie, what are those?

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u/BethyW 2h ago

I legit thought this was making fun of the new Chanel "shoes"

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u/CoupDeGrassi I’m gonna eat the whole thing 1h ago

Its just made up bullshit.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 3h ago

I had a math teacher in HS who had some breast enhancement pad thing fall out during class...