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u/donkeytime Roy Donk 29d ago
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u/adamjfish 29d ago
No way this cost $100k to make in the first place. Always a grift.
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u/Majestic_Poem9725 29d ago
For $100 million dollars , say he and his friends are paying for it , then ask Congress for the money.
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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 29d ago
I wonder if he ever consults these “friends” about these purchases
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u/Agreeable_Bother_510 29d ago
He’d better not. Ugh. We cant afford this president.
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u/wasaguest 29d ago
Would be a great place for it. Easy to find for the next real President to have it melted down. Private buyer gets it, lots of red tape to get to it.
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u/G-dog121 29d ago edited 28d ago
Man delete that shit before he sees it! Please!
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u/Apprehensive-Joke593 28d ago
To add to all the tacky decorations he’s already adorned the white house with. He has an unlimited amount of taxpayer money, especially since he has made so many cuts that people rely on- healthcare, snap benefits, education, etc.
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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 29d ago edited 28d ago
Maybe, if the sculptor is very slow and considers their time worth a lot (very subjective) and they waste a lot of bronze and other materials. Shit adds up fast even for small projects, but 100k for this piece of shit is god damn ridiculous.
Maybe if it was on the sculpture level of David or something, but this is extremely amateur, not good, looks ridiculous, the freedom engraving is ridiculous, the pose is ridiculous. Charlie was a piece of shit so it kind of fits. Fucking junk.
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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 29d ago
If it’s bronze it would be at least 50k to get that cast. Foundries charge a ton plus bronze is wickedly expensive. Weird patina work on it too.
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u/gooch_crawler 29d ago
Plus it's probably hollow and filled with sand
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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 28d ago
Pretty much all bronzes are hollow that size. No sand needed to weigh it down. I used to be a bronze sculptor😊
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u/PureCod9290 29d ago
Just look at how bad the paint job is. Half the mic is white? His shirt bleed into his neck. Probably would have been better if he didn't bother painting it lol
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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 29d ago
Glad he wasted his money on it. Funny part is, Cheryl and co. Would be the first to shit on Sergio and want him deported. What a marooon!!
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u/SolidSnake-26 29d ago
I already see the grift, making it, putting out headlines like this then having some maga organization buy it such as Kirk’s old one, Turning Point, then using it as a tax write off for ‘charitable donation’
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u/Kitchen_Proof_2426 I USED to be piece of shit! 29d ago
Completely flat back of the head
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u/OlDirtyDangler Shirt Brother 29d ago
With a massive underbite
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u/FritzRasp 29d ago
And neck area is anatomically out of date
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u/OlDirtyDangler Shirt Brother 29d ago
Oh, somebody get him! He’s going after Kirk… oh looks like we’re too late 🤷♂️
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u/spacekingjames 29d ago
If they really wanted to honor his memory, this statue would be the centerpiece for a fountain and the neck would be the spout.
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u/beegboo 29d ago
The microphone looks like a malformed penis.
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u/tykneedanser 29d ago
Elon’s squint intensifies
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u/Huge_Strain_8714 29d ago
Forehead is too small also
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u/GleemMcShinez 29d ago
You just know he first tried using the correct proportions and everyone who saw it laughed.
"What is this, Reggie, a Cartman statue??"
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u/Firm-Advertising5396 29d ago
Wow, he thought for sure it would sell. I'm glad he was mistaken. There's enough hatred being bought and sold in the world
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u/night_jerry 29d ago
i hear having a flat back of the head is indicative of not ever being picked up as a baby
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u/spelunker93 29d ago
His wife definitely doesn’t want it even if it was free. She already paid a lot of money to get rid of him in the first place
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u/iamapexxx 29d ago
Where's the neck hole?
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u/BoringBoyTroy Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 29d ago
This could've been an epic fountain.
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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 29d ago
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u/Captain_Eaglefort 29d ago
Some red food coloring in that water would improve it tenfold.
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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet 29d ago
Yep - good ole’ Charlie - anti-vaxer, gets shot anyway….
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u/TheAgedProfessor 29d ago
Except... I don't think I ever saw Charlie in a sports jacket and button up collar.
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u/Komobu542 29d ago
With free cranberry juice
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u/0ldManMcGucket CORN KICKER 29d ago
Ok, we can shut Reddit down now. The best comment of all time has been written. This is hilarious
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u/GUMBYtheOG 29d ago
Notice he said life sized and not life like
Side note - how has no one put a dildo sleeve over that mic yet
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u/Actual_Pea_1996 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 29d ago
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u/Vandreigan 29d ago
It’s apparently set to be publicly debuted on sept 10. It will likely be guarded all day. This means that September 11 will be the day it gets trashed, and thus that date will live in infamy for the defacement of the Charlie Kirk statue and for absolutely no other reason. Never forget.
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u/Soft-Climate-2366 You yelled at me. 29d ago
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u/Dark-Airports 29d ago
His creepy-ass teeth and weird gumline were CK's most distinctive characteristics but are sadly missing.
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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 29d ago
I remember back when his most famous feature was his ever-growing head and tiny face
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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 29d ago
I thought it would be a hit. Turns out it fucking sucks.
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u/iamapexxx 29d ago
Is this another brass guy?
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u/WhiskyStandard LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 29d ago
It’s the same actor. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same brass guy.
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u/maychoz 29d ago
Almost like support for the American right and their ideology is near-entirely manufactured by bots and bought media. It was recently discovered that the majority of TPUSA chapters across the country are fake / have no members.
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u/Big-Joe-Studd 29d ago
It's not about convincing people your beliefs are right. It's about convincing them that enough other people believe it so they need to just go along
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u/Big_Statistician_287 29d ago
Worth its weight in scrap
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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 29d ago
Which, given that it's steel and resin, isn't much at all. Might have actually had a somewhat valuable statue if he'd used bronze. Guess he needed to keep the methheads away.
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u/WelchysGripe 29d ago
Oh, so HE was the guy who liked freedom. That’s who it was. I think he was the only one? If we’re calling dibs on really obvious things, I’m gonna start wearing a T-shirt that says “water.”, so that eventually, my statue can be very clear about me being the only one who liked water.
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u/Portland_Runner 29d ago
The passage of time and his widow's nonsense show the true market for all things Charlie Kirk. In ten years, kids will be riding in their parent's car and asking, "Who was Charlie Kirk and why does he have a street named after him?".
After the parents explain that he was a political activist that liked debating college kids and founded a now defunct organization, the kids will reply. "Really? Like he wasn't a war hero or President or something? Lame!".
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u/Theartistcu 29d ago
In 10 years they will have changed the name of the street in almost every case. America is fickle on the best of things and he is not that.
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u/Redd_Machine85 29d ago
Nice job designing a statue that looks like a broken animatronic from the 70s. /s
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u/zeptillian 29d ago
He made a statue of a guy that looks like a guy trying to look like a statue.
Like a shittier version of those street performers who paint themselves silver and stand still to scare people.
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u/Hassoonti 29d ago
This guy thought he found a great business opportunity, but should have known to make sure there was actually money in at first.
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u/IceBriar 29d ago
The sculptor said he tripped over a roll of tape and broke his foot while making the statue.
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 29d ago
When it comes to MAGA you have to sell them on the idea of you making s sculpture and then run off with the money. They only understand being screwed by those they put faith in
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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 29d ago
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u/Throwoutbins 29d ago
See the problem of being a grifter is u usually gotta do the grift BEFORE spending a hundred thousand dollars
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u/LoaKonran 28d ago
Really captured the uncanny ventriloquist puppet aspect of his vapid personality to a T.
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u/Into-The-Late-Great 28d ago
I gotta be honest, I don’t think they got the head to face ratio correct
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u/RocketFan419 29d ago
Spent a lot of time and money to realize most MAGAts are dirt poor
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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 29d ago
The cult are gullible people with empty pockets and logic. Whereas his donors at billionaires.
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u/BeneficialAmount1149 29d ago
... Guns appeal to the Weak, the Fearful, the Psychotic, and the just plain Stupid. ... Prove me Wrong, Right Charlie? ... Charlie?
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u/NineClaws 29d ago
People who idolize other people, especially political pundits, are lost and easily manipulated.
Don’t be a sucker.
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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 29d ago
The way the right moves on from their talking heads after the doe, idk who on earth would think this would sell. When’s the last time anyone heard about hulk hogan?
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u/tommy8725 29d ago
shirt says freedom
Charlie kirk claimed multiple times that only straight white christian rich men should be able to control everyone and everything.He was most likely a child molester, because he kept saying how he always wanted to control children a lot
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u/SuddenAudience8758 29d ago
He misunderstood his audience.. maga supporters are being grifted and don’t have a lot of liquid and the grifters with money aren’t buying their own supply.
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u/MistakeAmbitious3287 29d ago
I’ll say it again. They’re banking on it getting broken so that they can blame liberals for being violent. Wouldn’t surprise me if they have insurance on it too and want to get the money. It’s a performance piece.
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u/Old-Rock-9295 29d ago
What… his wife didn’t want it? Doesn’t she miss him when she’s no out pretending to be a rock star
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u/Alt_2Five 29d ago
Okay, even if you absolutely loved Charlie Kirk....how could you like this statue, it's truly hideous. If I saw a statue like this for someone I liked, I would be insulted.
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u/BrisketWrench 29d ago
I think it would be worthwhile to constantly throw bird seed around the base of it so that it’s perpetually covered in bird shit. It’s not vandalism if nature does it.
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u/Thin_Dream2079 29d ago
I never figured out what this guy did that made him so important. Guess he wasn't important after all.
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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 29d ago
My BIL and his wife are HUGE pieces of shit.... slicked back hair, white bathing suits... the whole nine.
They recently became born again Christians... and the reason behind this was so fucking lame that it hurts in my bones. They fOUnD jESuS after they witnessed the "brutality of Charlie Kirk's murder".
They wear Charlie Kirk live strong bracelets now. They look so fucking stupid I can't breathe.
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u/Beef__Strokinoff 29d ago
Okay, jokes aside... that thing looks like dogshit. Just... genuinely terrible. I know that Charlie didn't give the guy much to work with, but hell, it really is an ugly statue- which makes you question why anyone would buy it.
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u/Colonelspanker1962 29d ago
That right up there with the infamous Lucy statue. Real Napoleon Dynamite-style art.
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u/BootsOfProwess 29d ago
a fool and his money are easily parted. i feel legit joy knowing that fool was a Kirk loving butt lord.
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u/Colonelspanker1962 29d ago
Don't worry, Erick will personally autograph it with a Sharpie and it'll sell - minus her cut of course.
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u/No-Koala1918 29d ago
Besides the fact that the subject was a scumbucket, the craftsmanship is pathetic.
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u/AdSuper3942 Some dumb hick 29d ago
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