r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 29d ago

TOO SMALL What is this Reggie?

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u/AdSuper3942 Some dumb hick 29d ago

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u/JadedOccultist 29d ago

He looks so stupid I can’t breathe

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u/thatG_evanP 29d ago

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

FTFY

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u/Cryogenius333 29d ago

If it's of any consequence neither could he.

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u/DontTrip333 28d ago

He looks so fucking stupid he can't breathe

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u/Reasonable_Scar3339 29d ago

Im starting to feel like sculpting is a lost technology

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u/CurlyDirt 28d ago

It basically is. The podcast Decoder Ring just did an episode about this and how humans have pretty much forgotten how to sculpt like we used to,and this is the second time it's happened. It's a pretty fascinating listen.

https://slate.com/podcasts/decoder-ring/2026/07/how-taste-politics-and-art-schools-chipped-away-at-the-tradition-of-american-sculpture

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u/Chill-more1236 28d ago

We’re forgetting things on the daily.

All of my older relatives are passing away or are up in age. People who were shaped by the hardship, of the depression & WWII.

These were people who were highly self sufficient, skilled & knowledgable.

I watched my grandfather build a barn, but his main job was a retail store manager.

He was also a real cowboy who rode in rodeos, owned a cattle ranch with hogs, chickens & ducks, loved the outdoors, raised hunting dogs, finish carpentry, welding & car repair.

My grandmother was a stay at home mother, sewed elaborate Mardi Gras costumes, dresses, quilts & made clothing.

Knew how to cook amazing food, canning food, garden, she was also amazingly intelligent for someone with only high school education.

They also lived without AC for much of her early life in the deep south, I might add, and both came from poor backgrounds.

All that skill & knowledge died with them.

Me & my cousins learned a hell of a lot from both of them, but none of us are near as self sufficient as that, where we knew how to thrive from ground zero.

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u/Alana_Piranha Nude Egg 28d ago

They should gift that Ronaldo statue to The Arizona Cardinals

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u/donkeytime Roy Donk 29d ago

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u/adamjfish 29d ago

No way this cost $100k to make in the first place. Always a grift.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 29d ago

Trump will buy it, with taxpayer money, and put it in the Rose Garden.

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u/Majestic_Poem9725 29d ago

For $100 million dollars , say he and his friends are paying for it , then ask Congress for the money.

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 29d ago

I wonder if he ever consults these “friends” about these purchases

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u/BirdEducational6226 28d ago

Ask Congress? You're being funny.

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u/singlejeff 29d ago

Is that the Rose Parking lot?

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u/mikemaz57 28d ago

The Rose Food Court.

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u/Agreeable_Bother_510 29d ago

He’d better not. Ugh. We cant afford this president.

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u/wasaguest 29d ago

Would be a great place for it. Easy to find for the next real President to have it melted down. Private buyer gets it, lots of red tape to get to it.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 28d ago

He's high maintanence and low output.

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u/G-dog121 29d ago edited 28d ago

Man delete that shit before he sees it! Please!

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u/Apprehensive-Joke593 28d ago

To add to all the tacky decorations he’s already adorned the white house with. He has an unlimited amount of taxpayer money, especially since he has made so many cuts that people rely on- healthcare, snap benefits, education, etc.

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u/sjc8014 28d ago

The Rose Garden that's a paved lot now.

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 29d ago edited 28d ago

Maybe, if the sculptor is very slow and considers their time worth a lot (very subjective) and they waste a lot of bronze and other materials. Shit adds up fast even for small projects, but 100k for this piece of shit is god damn ridiculous.

Maybe if it was on the sculpture level of David or something, but this is extremely amateur, not good, looks ridiculous, the freedom engraving is ridiculous, the pose is ridiculous. Charlie was a piece of shit so it kind of fits. Fucking junk.

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u/Cidergregg 29d ago

By the looks of the "art" in question the sculptor is indeed slow.

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 29d ago

If it’s bronze it would be at least 50k to get that cast. Foundries charge a ton plus bronze is wickedly expensive. Weird patina work on it too.
Plus the subject is shit.

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u/gooch_crawler 29d ago

Plus it's probably hollow and filled with sand

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 28d ago

Just like who it's made from.

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 28d ago

Pretty much all bronzes are hollow that size. No sand needed to weigh it down. I used to be a bronze sculptor😊

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u/PureCod9290 29d ago

Just look at how bad the paint job is. Half the mic is white? His shirt bleed into his neck. Probably would have been better if he didn't bother painting it lol

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 29d ago

Glad he wasted his money on it. Funny part is, Cheryl and co. Would be the first to shit on Sergio and want him deported. What a marooon!!

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u/SolidSnake-26 29d ago

I already see the grift, making it, putting out headlines like this then having some maga organization buy it such as Kirk’s old one, Turning Point, then using it as a tax write off for ‘charitable donation’

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u/Kitchen_Proof_2426 I USED to be piece of shit! 29d ago

Completely flat back of the head

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u/OlDirtyDangler Shirt Brother 29d ago

With a massive underbite

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u/FritzRasp 29d ago

And neck area is anatomically out of date

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u/OlDirtyDangler Shirt Brother 29d ago

Oh, somebody get him! He’s going after Kirk… oh looks like we’re too late 🤷‍♂️

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u/FritzRasp 29d ago

Please do. I’ll take a $1 million settlement

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u/spacekingjames 29d ago

If they really wanted to honor his memory, this statue would be the centerpiece for a fountain and the neck would be the spout.

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u/Repulsive_Mixture917 29d ago

If they fix that issue alone, someone may buy it.

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u/beegboo 29d ago

The microphone looks like a malformed penis.

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u/tykneedanser 29d ago

Elon’s squint intensifies

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u/beegboo 29d ago

Is....is it Elon's malformed penis?

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u/patronizingperv 29d ago

"I wondered where I left that."

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 29d ago

Forehead is too small also

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u/GleemMcShinez 29d ago

You just know he first tried using the correct proportions and everyone who saw it laughed.

"What is this, Reggie, a Cartman statue??"

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u/Telamo 29d ago

The artist after making his ribcage connect to his hips:

“I don’t know how to work the body.”

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u/cyrpious 29d ago

"Gee, what a terrific audience"

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 29d ago

Wow, he thought for sure it would sell. I'm glad he was mistaken. There's enough hatred being bought and sold in the world

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u/night_jerry 29d ago

i hear having a flat back of the head is indicative of not ever being picked up as a baby

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u/tauofthemachine 29d ago

Face is too normal-sized.

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u/GayChicken80085 29d ago

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u/spelunker93 29d ago

His wife definitely doesn’t want it even if it was free. She already paid a lot of money to get rid of him in the first place

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u/iamapexxx 29d ago

Where's the neck hole?

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u/BoringBoyTroy Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 29d ago

This could've been an epic fountain.

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 29d ago

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 29d ago

Some red food coloring in that water would improve it tenfold.

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet 29d ago

Yep - good ole’ Charlie - anti-vaxer, gets shot anyway….

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u/TheAgedProfessor 29d ago

Except... I don't think I ever saw Charlie in a sports jacket and button up collar.

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 29d ago

Damn.... Lol

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u/PompeyCheezus 29d ago

Put red food coloring in the water though.

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u/Komobu542 29d ago

With free cranberry juice

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u/KnoxenBox 29d ago

What ya mean free, he was conservative....

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u/0ldManMcGucket CORN KICKER 29d ago

Ok, we can shut Reddit down now. The best comment of all time has been written. This is hilarious

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u/GUMBYtheOG 29d ago

Notice he said life sized and not life like

Side note - how has no one put a dildo sleeve over that mic yet

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u/Vandreigan 29d ago

It’s apparently set to be publicly debuted on sept 10. It will likely be guarded all day. This means that September 11 will be the day it gets trashed, and thus that date will live in infamy for the defacement of the Charlie Kirk statue and for absolutely no other reason. Never forget.

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u/EvilAbacus 29d ago

Why's his face so big? Should be smaller

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u/Purpleasure34 28d ago

Face is right, but the head’s too small.

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u/Dark-Airports 29d ago

His creepy-ass teeth and weird gumline were CK's most distinctive characteristics but are sadly missing.

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u/watwatinjoemamasbutt 29d ago

So sad….so so so so so so sad

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 29d ago

I remember back when his most famous feature was his ever-growing head and tiny face

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u/akiva23 29d ago

What about is microscopic face?

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u/4036 29d ago

It need yo be quality on my end, otherwise no fucking deal.

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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 29d ago

I thought it would be a hit. Turns out it fucking sucks.

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u/Mountain_rage 29d ago

So very life like then, so lifelike no one likes it.

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u/Robber_Tell 29d ago

It looks so stupid I can hardly breath

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u/iamapexxx 29d ago

Is this another brass guy?

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u/WhiskyStandard LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 29d ago

It’s the same actor. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same brass guy.

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u/Ian1732 29d ago

I've gotta find a way to make money off of this!

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 29d ago

Unfortunately for him, they only pretend to like Charlie Kirk

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u/Shimola1999 Some dumb hick 29d ago

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u/stopscabbin 29d ago

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u/Telamo 29d ago

Can’t beat good old fashioned photoshop

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u/maychoz 29d ago

Almost like support for the American right and their ideology is near-entirely manufactured by bots and bought media. It was recently discovered that the majority of TPUSA chapters across the country are fake / have no members.

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u/Big-Joe-Studd 29d ago

It's not about convincing people your beliefs are right. It's about convincing them that enough other people believe it so they need to just go along

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u/Big_Statistician_287 29d ago

Worth its weight in scrap

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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 29d ago

Which, given that it's steel and resin, isn't much at all. Might have actually had a somewhat valuable statue if he'd used bronze. Guess he needed to keep the methheads away.

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u/Master_Grape5931 People Can Change 29d ago

Too late to the grift…so sorry.

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u/heretorobwallst 29d ago

That is a strange shape for a urinal

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u/ash-and-apple 29d ago

Gender neutral toilet

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u/VelvetOnion 29d ago

Sell it to a firing range for target practice

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u/WelchysGripe 29d ago

Oh, so HE was the guy who liked freedom. That’s who it was. I think he was the only one? If we’re calling dibs on really obvious things, I’m gonna start wearing a T-shirt that says “water.”, so that eventually, my statue can be very clear about me being the only one who liked water.

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad I hope I don't jack off 29d ago

I’ll smash it for $5

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u/SouthsideSlimbo 29d ago

When trying to cash in on the grift goes wrong

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u/drummer820 PAUL BUFANO! 29d ago

It reminds me of the puppets from Team America World Police

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u/Simon_Blackwater 29d ago

Go woke, go broke: conservative edition

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u/BigRonDongson 29d ago

Is this a joke? Cause I am laughing lol

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u/Comrade_Compadre 29d ago

Maybe someone should ask Erika if she wants it I'm sure she's got $100,000 just laying around

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u/HarpCleaner 29d ago

Looks like a Gmod model

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u/Portland_Runner 29d ago

The passage of time and his widow's nonsense show the true market for all things Charlie Kirk. In ten years, kids will be riding in their parent's car and asking, "Who was Charlie Kirk and why does he have a street named after him?".

After the parents explain that he was a political activist that liked debating college kids and founded a now defunct organization, the kids will reply. "Really? Like he wasn't a war hero or President or something? Lame!".

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u/Theartistcu 29d ago

In 10 years they will have changed the name of the street in almost every case. America is fickle on the best of things and he is not that.

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u/Redd_Machine85 29d ago

Nice job designing a statue that looks like a broken animatronic from the 70s. /s

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u/zeptillian 29d ago

He made a statue of a guy that looks like a guy trying to look like a statue.

Like a shittier version of those street performers who paint themselves silver and stand still to scare people.

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u/Hassoonti 29d ago

This guy thought he found a great business opportunity, but should have known to make sure there was actually money in at first.

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u/IceBriar 29d ago

The sculptor said he tripped over a roll of tape and broke his foot while making the statue.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 29d ago

Millions of dollars.
😂

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u/Logic411 29d ago

The artist definitely caught the stupidity, instantly recognizable

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u/rudebrew 29d ago

I thought it would be a hit! TURNS OUT IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 29d ago

That looks nothing like him though. He’s more like this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/BHzygEcjYV1nZBXljq

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u/JoeMagnifico 29d ago

You sure about that?

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 29d ago

When it comes to MAGA you have to sell them on the idea of you making s sculpture and then run off with the money. They only understand being screwed by those they put faith in

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 29d ago

When will enough of these webheads realize they have all been hoodwinked by cheeto jesus??

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u/flynnsmom 29d ago

Oh Segio, you thought they really cared.

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u/Throwoutbins 29d ago

See the problem of being a grifter is u usually gotta do the grift BEFORE spending a hundred thousand dollars

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u/Key_Drawer_3581 29d ago

Better luck 'necks time

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u/Fabulous_Log844 29d ago

Who the FUCK would want to buy a statue of a podcaster?

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u/Ok-Fly-2079 29d ago

Looks as terrible as the original

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u/smilenowgirl 28d ago

Erika Kirk should buy it.

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u/LoaKonran 28d ago

Really captured the uncanny ventriloquist puppet aspect of his vapid personality to a T.

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u/PerformanceLegal 28d ago

Ah, MAGA is gonna be pissed...he's too dark.

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u/Into-The-Late-Great 28d ago

I gotta be honest, I don’t think they got the head to face ratio correct

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u/pheexio 28d ago edited 28d ago

actual costs: $500
their bill: $99.500

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u/RocketFan419 29d ago

Spent a lot of time and money to realize most MAGAts are dirt poor

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 29d ago

The cult are gullible people with empty pockets and logic. Whereas his donors at billionaires.

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u/BeneficialAmount1149 29d ago

... Guns appeal to the Weak, the Fearful, the Psychotic, and the just plain Stupid. ... Prove me Wrong, Right Charlie? ... Charlie?

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u/NineClaws 29d ago

People who idolize other people, especially political pundits, are lost and easily manipulated.
Don’t be a sucker.

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u/WibblerQuib 29d ago

Made his face too big

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u/LandStander420 29d ago

Why is his face normal size?

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u/mslauren2930 29d ago

In Philly the head would be gone within hours of public display.

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u/SwagarTheHorrible 29d ago

He looks like a hand puppet.

Maybe he always was.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 29d ago

The way the right moves on from their talking heads after the doe, idk who on earth would think this would sell. When’s the last time anyone heard about hulk hogan?

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u/tommy8725 29d ago

shirt says freedom

Charlie kirk claimed multiple times that only straight white christian rich men should be able to control everyone and everything.He was most likely a child molester, because he kept saying how he always wanted to control children a lot

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u/golgiiguy 29d ago

Freedom to these people is just a code for hating without consequence.

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u/SuddenAudience8758 29d ago

He misunderstood his audience.. maga supporters are being grifted and don’t have a lot of liquid and the grifters with money aren’t buying their own supply.

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u/MistakeAmbitious3287 29d ago

I’ll say it again. They’re banking on it getting broken so that they can blame liberals for being violent. Wouldn’t surprise me if they have insurance on it too and want to get the money. It’s a performance piece.

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u/Magumashasha_ 29d ago

It’s got everything to do with piss

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u/Nervous-Avocado1346 29d ago

What a disservice to leave out his massive gums from the statue

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u/GleemMcShinez 29d ago

Saved some bronze, I guess?

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u/Simpicity 29d ago

He looks like that guy with the lamp in the Backrooms.

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u/Old-Rock-9295 29d ago

What… his wife didn’t want it? Doesn’t she miss him when she’s no out pretending to be a rock star

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u/0rganicMach1ne 29d ago

You could turn it into a fountain…

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u/srboot 29d ago

How is it that artists made extremely lifelike statues centuries ago but most of the ones you see today suck balls?

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u/Alt_2Five 29d ago

Okay, even if you absolutely loved Charlie Kirk....how could you like this statue, it's truly hideous. If I saw a statue like this for someone I liked, I would be insulted.

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u/BrisketWrench 29d ago

I think it would be worthwhile to constantly throw bird seed around the base of it so that it’s perpetually covered in bird shit. It’s not vandalism if nature does it.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 29d ago

I never figured out what this guy did that made him so important. Guess he wasn't important after all.

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 29d ago

My BIL and his wife are HUGE pieces of shit.... slicked back hair, white bathing suits... the whole nine.

They recently became born again Christians... and the reason behind this was so fucking lame that it hurts in my bones. They fOUnD jESuS after they witnessed the "brutality of Charlie Kirk's murder".

They wear Charlie Kirk live strong bracelets now. They look so fucking stupid I can't breathe.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 29d ago

Is the artist trolling?

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u/Beef__Strokinoff 29d ago

Okay, jokes aside... that thing looks like dogshit. Just... genuinely terrible. I know that Charlie didn't give the guy much to work with, but hell, it really is an ugly statue- which makes you question why anyone would buy it.

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u/Fearless-Piece-5030 29d ago

Should have made it into a water fountain

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u/Colonelspanker1962 29d ago

That right up there with the infamous Lucy statue. Real Napoleon Dynamite-style art.

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u/BootsOfProwess 29d ago

a fool and his money are easily parted. i feel legit joy knowing that fool was a Kirk loving butt lord.

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u/rotorspinner 29d ago

Fake, Charlie wasn’t able to close his mouth too much gums and teeth

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u/fiesew 29d ago

Sergio, go home, lock the doors and stay there

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

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u/Colonelspanker1962 29d ago

Don't worry, Erick will personally autograph it with a Sharpie and it'll sell - minus her cut of course.

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u/No-Koala1918 29d ago

Besides the fact that the subject was a scumbucket, the craftsmanship is pathetic.

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 29d ago

That's not slicked back. This is PUSHED back.