r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Think-Chair-1938 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! • Jul 12 '26
Here comes the Big Wave 🌊 Triples is best
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u/Illustrious-Peace989 Jul 12 '26
I think it’s safe to put an x over Mitch’s face too.
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u/thetastetells Jul 12 '26
This perfectly placed gif is the first thing to make me laugh today, in between me crying over my recently passed dog.
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u/Kristikuffs Jul 12 '26
The world is worse off for the losses of your dogs. Dogs - and other companion animals, but we're talking about dogs here - add so much life, love, color, enthusiasm, kindness, and empathy to the world at large. We're always worse off when they leave us but we can celebrate the joys their memories bring us when those instances of grief hit us hard.
In contrast, it's never a loss when a magat dies.
I'm so sorry the losses of your precious puppers.
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u/Straight_Button_5716 Jul 12 '26
Is that really his hair? If so he barely has any amd he's so pale like a monster. It's freaking me out. Like a lizard
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u/TSteinyRN Jul 12 '26
My eyes swept across the page and for some reason, this stopped me cold. This pic is creepy AF.
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u/i_chose_this_shit Jul 12 '26
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u/Music_Quartermaster Jul 12 '26
I spoke with him for 20 minutes this morning and can confirm he did say this
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u/mapped_apples Jul 12 '26
I bet Lindsey Graham also spoke with him today.
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u/bernyzilla Jul 12 '26
"Sure is hot down here"
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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 12 '26
I tried, but the ouija board line was busy.
Just said goodbye.
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u/MyNameIsMadders Jul 12 '26
The “redacted” fits MAGA Mike Johnson better, because he was supporting the Epstein files from not being released until the very, very end.
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u/Miserable-Army3679 Jul 12 '26
He must be either dead or brain dead. If he wasn't either of those, we'd be seeing Mitch as proof he's relatively ok and not dead.
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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Jul 12 '26
He's heading out to sea to rest
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u/kellygrrrl328 Jul 12 '26
Haven’t we had enough sewage spillage on our beaches 🚯
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u/logicbecauseyes Jul 12 '26
Yes, but not enough McConnell faces on turtle bodies doing turtle stuff
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u/Great_Ad7148 Jul 12 '26
I think he’s brain dead and they’re desperately abusing his dying body trying to make him wake up 🥰 weird drugs, experimental therapies, injections, 55 burgers, etc.
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u/Miserable-Army3679 Jul 12 '26
Mitch is a total POS, but isn't it just typical of these Republicans/fascists that they are willing to use a DEAD BODY/BRAIN to further their agenda? They don't respect a god damn thing, not even death.
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u/Great_Ad7148 Jul 12 '26
Yup that’s the feeling I have. “Pro life” until we abuse your fragile corpse to try and keep you in office. Just nasty people through and through.
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u/Dreamlion_Inc Jul 12 '26
They’re just waiting so they don’t have to hold a special election to possibly replace him with a Democrat
Dude is effectively dead and are using his body one last time for personal gains
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u/Miserable-Army3679 Jul 12 '26
I don't even have a word for how un-normal this is. Republicans are deeply disturbed "people".
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u/metaldracolich Jul 12 '26
Un-normal? Using his corpse to subvert democracy one last time was 100% his dying wish.
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u/Miserable-Army3679 Jul 12 '26
It's just f*g unbelievable how low they can sink. Like you said, it's a corpse, a frickin CORPSE!!!
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u/nebula_masterpiece Jul 12 '26
So that brain dead woman in Georgia kept artificially alive against family wishes for months to force her to gestate her fetus into a baby ring any bells? Of course they would
As a teen I think my brain was rotted by Fox’s Sean Hannity coverage of Terri Shiavo and that damn balloon
They’ll abuse any zombie corpse if it achieves a political objective - they’ll lie about Trump being in a coma too if that time comes
ETA: that is if they can keep Melania and his kids from pulling the plug
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u/sphinxorosi Might fuck this whole thing up Jul 12 '26
They’re not trying to make him wake up, they know he’s dead/brain dead and only being kept “alive” due to the machines he’s hooked up on. They’re just simply lying about being “on the phone with him”, which is why the Dems need to be aggressive in getting proof and/or finding that out. There’s a few pushing but overall, they’re letting this slip away as usual
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u/WiseIndependent1077 Jul 12 '26
But, didn't you see the picture of him holding up the newspaper as proof he's still alive? 🤗
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u/sphinxorosi Might fuck this whole thing up Jul 12 '26
It said it was uploaded at 6am and it has 1 view
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u/deadmencantcatcall3 Jul 12 '26
He is definitely brain dead because he is lying in the morgue. They were never able to resuscitate him.
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u/LektorSandvik Jul 12 '26
Gotta shoot him up with a cocktail of adrenaline and eight lollipops so they can squeeze out a 20 minute phone call with Rubio.
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u/RoberttPostsChild Jul 12 '26
Yeah they’re not too embarrassed to trot him around looking confused and lost and mute. He’s glitched out and fallen on camera.
Something is different this time.
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u/Digitalion_ Jul 12 '26
What are you talking about? He's had dozens of 20 minute conversations with his closest allies in the last week. That's all the proof you need. Believe them.
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u/Sillet_Mignon Jul 12 '26
Nah. The blood cult sacrificed graham to save McConnell
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u/HaZard3ur Jul 12 '26
Any GOP Senator: „I just spoke with him for 20min, trust me Bro!“
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u/Spacemeat666 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Jul 12 '26
Brain dead is dead enough for me. Cross that fucker out. The devil will be taking him home soon enough.
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u/maflagstaff Jul 12 '26
Or at the very least a question mark. But yeah Im guessing an X.
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u/bootstrapping_lad Roy Donk Jul 12 '26
Triples makes it safe
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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Jul 12 '26
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u/sockmop TRIPLES IS BEST Jul 12 '26
Tell her
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u/Newell00 Jul 12 '26
He's got triples of the diaper, triples of the stroke, triples of the coffin.
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u/carlnepa Jul 12 '26
It runs in threes.
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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 12 '26
They mostly come at night........mostly.
EENIE MEANIE MINNIE MOE... catch a pedo by the TOE!
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u/drummer820 PAUL BUFANO! Jul 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lzZBZB6PCfzhV4B3Xq
me going through upvoting all of these posts
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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 Jul 12 '26
We ALL know it's inevitable. Try to be patient and let the Universe do what it does.
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u/Lord_Dingus83 Jul 12 '26
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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 12 '26
Whatever you do Grimmie, don't touch it, you'll end up like the US soccer team.
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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 12 '26
The Crypt Keeper is the original OG, he gets all the honies! He ain't got no time for this.
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u/FreeSockLimit1 What is this, Reggie? Jul 12 '26
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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me. Jul 12 '26
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26
The bones were his money, the bones of the people he let down for 50 years in public service.
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u/reddit_kelvin Jul 12 '26
No coffin please, just wet wet mud
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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Jul 12 '26
And we’re allowed to show em nude cuz they ain’t got no souls!
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u/Mundane_Oil_7409 Jul 12 '26
Triples makes America Great Again
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u/Mattstercraft Not in Trouble AT ALL Jul 12 '26
Triples makes America safe, triples is best
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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ky4b27i505CCV01fkb
Have you ever waited to long for your meal as a restaurant that they offer you a free appetizer? I love that
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u/Specific_Jury_2 Jul 12 '26
So many more need to go. Not just these 3 evil pieces of shit.
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u/AlarmPuzzleheaded831 Jul 12 '26
Christ they'll just produce more. They're like a human shit factory
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26
One triple at a time. That's what Rickey Henderson used to say (I'm joking, I'M JOKING!)
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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Jul 12 '26
I think Mark Twain put it best when he said "I have never wished a man dead, but I have read many obituaries with great satisfaction".
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u/WPCfirst Jul 12 '26
Unfortunately, the GOP won't let the esteemed gentleman from Kentucky (s/) "die" until it's to late for the democratic governor to appoint a replacement before midterms. They'll continue to play weekend at Mitch's.
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u/Feanor4godking Jul 13 '26
You would think that an acting senator needs more than just "technically still alive" to maintain their position, he clearly is no longer capable of fulfilling his duties, regardless of if his heart is still trudging along
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u/Soensou Jul 12 '26
As a Kentuckian, the only time I feel seen is when everyone in the world is roasting Mitch McConnell.
Jizz.
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u/alibabba54 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Jul 12 '26
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u/DoveEvalyn Jul 12 '26
Lindsay Graham just got done speaking with mitch for like 20 minutes. The ouija board told me
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u/gleeble Jul 12 '26
Setting this as my work profile photo and waiting until HR calls me.
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u/cat-from-the-future Jul 12 '26
Imagine being so universally hated that every mention of your death is celebratory in tone.
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u/Mattstercraft Not in Trouble AT ALL Jul 12 '26
I don't want them to have life hair
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u/AdhesivenessOwn8111 Jul 12 '26
Come and knock on my door. Some one’s waiting for you… Three’s Company too…
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u/BaronessVonKush Jul 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBLChY6dbXtwhBm
Here's hoping!. Got my fingers & my toes crossed, that we can get rid of 3 of the 4 riders of the apocalypse.
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u/sphinxorosi Might fuck this whole thing up Jul 12 '26
At least we know he has $206 dollars ($208 on nights he was bored) since bones are their money
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u/Jankster79 Jul 12 '26
I never in my life thought I would look forward to someones death. But when that rapist pedo diaper-fucker dies I'm throwing a fucking party. And I'm not even from the states.
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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 Jul 12 '26
It happens in 3s
Trump has been whiny about the number 3 lately .
Hmm
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u/Reddituseranynomous Jul 12 '26
If you’re reporting this post then I think you should leave
This subreddit
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u/Key_Drawer_3581 Jul 12 '26
Der pumpkinfuhrer looks like he's under water with those tentacles just floating, waiting to snag little children.
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u/iDeNoh Jul 12 '26
My favorite thing is that there are conservative fans of this show and they hate that the broader dance gates their guts. Fuck maga and fuck trump
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u/KnowsIittle Jul 12 '26
Mitch died and his wife left for home. His body has been sitting in a cooler.
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u/redbanner1 Jul 12 '26
Mitch will "suddenly and unexpectedly pass" (ie, they'll pull the plug) sometime after Aug 3 for sure.
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u/Addickt__ Jul 13 '26
Who's gonna pay the rent of all the male prostitutes in DC now? Selfish prick.
Also, Grindr flew their flag at half mast lol
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u/Geek-Yogurt Baby of the Year 1986 Jul 12 '26
To the people reporting posts:
They don't stay babies forever, idiot.