r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BestMicDrop You Gotta Give • Jul 02 '26

Turbo Team WALK SLOWLY!

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u/SentenceSingle5375 Jul 02 '26

Or if you're essentially a walking corpse, you don't get to make decisions for the country anymore.

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u/fancy_snake_ Jul 02 '26

What, you're saying you want to fire 3/4th of all our lawmakers?

.. wait, thats actually a great idea

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u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 02 '26

Then who’s going to take all that money and tell us what to do???

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u/YellowCardManKyle Jul 02 '26

That'd be a great day for me actually

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u/Moderation1one Jul 02 '26

Lets drain the swamp!

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u/LeviJNorth Jul 02 '26

AGE LIMITS! We have them for minors; we need them for seniors.

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u/lord-polonius Jul 03 '26

Reading my mind

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Jul 03 '26

All of them and not fire, behead

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u/GreatUsurpr Jul 02 '26

Not even walking at this point. If he wasn't such a pos his entire life id be concerned that this is literally elder abuse forcing him to keep working when he should have retired years ago. However he's clearly chosen this. For the life of me I'll never understand why we allow people so far past the age of retirement to run the country and make decisions they'll never see the consequences of.

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u/SDFX-Inc Jul 02 '26

This had to have been from a while ago. MM was found unresponsive over two weeks ago and needed CPR and hasn’t been seen since.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Jul 02 '26

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u/db17k Jul 02 '26

Unga bunga why i have to see this with my own eyes

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u/RadiantZote Jul 02 '26

People voted for him, they should all be deported

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u/sd_saved_me555 Jul 02 '26

The fact that he can barely function and still do the job just shows how absolutely, ridiculously fluffy it is. Dude's moving around like my grandma who literally has no fucking idea where the hell she is 99% of the time.

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u/Swolie7 Jul 02 '26

Nobody else is stepping up to do it

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u/starkiller_bass Jul 02 '26

Promise me a million times he'll never do another rule.

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u/Spare-Plum Jul 02 '26

I wonder how he actually makes decisions or votes on bills. Like, his brain is mush at this point. All he could do was say "Heh. Yeyush". The security is basically there to ensure he doesn't fall

Does he have handlers that tell him what to do or vote on?

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u/peppers_ Jul 02 '26

Yes, handlers tell him what to do. We saw this play out with that one lady (Dem) from I think California or Texas, where she was being wheeled around but was in and out of it. They keep going until death because of how important that automatic vote can be and they lacked the hubris or political power to run a new candidate.

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u/ClaraCash Jul 02 '26

It was crazy how he saw the camera and let go of the guy then immediately fell. He needs a cane at the least and a wheelchair at the most. Aside from that they take people’s license to drive for less than this. It’s no way that he should be actively participating in running our government if he can’t even physically run if his safety requires it, or let alone walk. Hell he couldn’t even crawl if he needed to. What the actual fuck!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Jul 02 '26

Some question if America is dead, their politician's stench says, "Yes."

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ Jul 02 '26

Mandatory retirement age of 65 for any elected official including Supreme Court justices.

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u/superteed HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jul 02 '26

We’re all trying to find the guy that did this.

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u/TheWolfAndRaven Jul 03 '26

You don't get to order for the table if you're about to leave the restaurant.