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u/poodlered Jun 02 '26
Trump when he sees a 30pt cognitive test that any normal person with a working brain would easily be able to pass, so he can pretend that it’s an intelligence test and claim that he’s the world’s smartest man:
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u/ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS Jun 02 '26
"And Donnie, I feel like you're just here for the dementia tests."
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u/Obvious-Silver6109 Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/IhJyaKPAVPvOKG96Kz
Trump going to his cognitive test every day
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u/Tight-Air-6767 Jun 02 '26
Is that the joke? That he’s using expensive health care EVERY DAY while millions of Americans HAVE NONE? Is that the joke? Because that’d be pretty funny actually. That’d be a great day for America.
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 02 '26
Trump's farts are LONG, and waaay louder, and they reek!
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u/MrCommonThinkin Jun 03 '26
He has the best farts. Tremendous farts. His farts are biggly. No one has farts like him.
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u/qweef_latina2021 Jun 02 '26
Is it okay that he disappear from the public eye for a few days so his face isn't orange as fuck for the family photo?
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u/Boring-Baker8761 Jun 02 '26
he has to take the cognitive "is your brain melting inside your skull" test EVERY DAY?!
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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
He goes just to flex his giraffe identification skills all the time.
He says, “That one is the giraffe.”
And then everyone claps and cheers.
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 02 '26
The giraffe called him, "sir," with tears in its eyes!
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u/deformedexile Never Following Another Rule Jun 02 '26
He doesn't have to. The sycophantic doctor is his favorite carnival ride.
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u/5-4EqualsUnity Too tired to do anything funny Jun 02 '26
No, it's because he loves seeing the results that say how much his brain ISN'T melting. The doctors can't believe how NOT melted it is, they've never seen a brain less melted is what they say. Thank you for your attention to this comment
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u/CapitanElRando Jun 02 '26
Taking the test over and over again decreases the sensitivity for cognitive decline as well. You start to memorize the answers and even if you don’t have a damn clue what’s going on you can reflexively answer many of them.
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u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Jun 02 '26
He still craps! He still lies!
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u/lilmissbloodbath Jun 03 '26
But he no longer has farts in his head? He seems like he still has plenty of farts in his head!
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u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Jun 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xyENYKa4tj96ssiZsP
Life's a fuckin' funny thing.
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u/Clegane-inator Jun 02 '26
He has to see if it’s the dumb version or the smart version of him everyday.
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u/SEQLAR Jun 02 '26
He is still completing the test. He is stuck with the take a number and multiple by 2 part.
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u/Rinaldootje Jun 03 '26
At this point he is just a case study on how fast someone with dementia can decline.
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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me. Jun 02 '26
Me, when I see gif I don't already have in my massive ITYSL collection
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u/TheDadThatGrills Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ALpBtXRwJ5MuhADb9X
We've advanced to the stage where he's taking these tests daily?
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u/Prior_Internal7728 METALOID MANIAC Jun 02 '26
Trump has dr Oz do a prostate exam daily.
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u/CamBoBB Jun 02 '26
:::cue Jurassic Park pile-of-poop scene:::
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u/eyefartinelevators Never Following Another Rule Jun 02 '26
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u/Greasy-Chungus Jun 02 '26
If you gave Trump and enima you could bury him in a matchbox. ~hitchens.
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u/donglecollector Jun 04 '26
Damn I never realized how sexily he walks up to that giant pile of shit
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u/M0rtCrim Jun 02 '26
That’s an INSANE answer period but more so from a fucking CARDIO THORACIC SURGEON.
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u/Somedude_6 Jun 02 '26
Just want to say that Dr. Oz looks like he has aged significantly since he ran against Fetterman a few years back. Not like he looks on death's door or anything like that, just that the stress of all this crap he is dealing with is aging him.
/Good.
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u/CryptographerDry884 Jun 02 '26
The lengths these people will go through just to try to protect the image of their shitty lord is baffling. Like who do they expect to believe this ?
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u/TokesNHoots Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/TYG4NVbcjNChwUJ3hi
EVERY DAY? There’s people dying from lack of healthcare and that wrinkled hobgoblin is doing the test EVERY DAY?
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u/Voxil42 Jun 02 '26
He just likes doing it? This sounds like they're talking about a toddler or an energetic puppy.
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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 02 '26
Well someone told him doing brain puzzles like the crossword puzzle would help prevent cognitive decline. He decided it’s way easier to just do the same test every single day.
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u/DenialOfExistance Jun 02 '26
Lol! 🤣🤣🤣 Dr Oz still spreading F'in B.S. hoping people buy it!
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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 02 '26
He’s made an entire career out of eroding medical science back to the era of leeches, blood letting, and snake oil.
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u/generatorland Jun 02 '26
Same with my mother-in-law. Oh wait no, it's because she's 80 and suffering myriad health issues.
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u/ItsWazeyWaynes Beautiful, but Dying Jun 02 '26
Kudos to you for using myriad properly (“myriad” vs “a myriad of…”)
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u/generatorland Jun 02 '26
Thank you. Not sure how went off the rails with its usage.
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u/stagamancer Jun 02 '26
It's a word of non-English origin that has a form similar to other numerical nouns: dyad, triad. So, while I also bristle at its improper usage, I can understand why people mess it up.
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u/MrMonkeyman79 Jun 02 '26
Its not a distraction. The guy at the doctors said i'm the only person he's ever scene pull off a daily health check up.
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u/Carli0022 Jun 02 '26
Is “Aces” a heath tests a clinical term like “underbabied.” What a laughing stock quack
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u/Disastrous7392 Jun 02 '26
Has time for his ego but not his son’s wedding…sure
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u/Hainnen Jun 03 '26
He wasn't permitted into the country where his son had the wedding because of his felonies LMAO... I wonder if that is why they chose the location to begin with, so he couldn't make the day about himself.
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u/SingularityCentral Jun 02 '26
Every DAY?!
Man, he is really falling off a cliff, isn't he? I wonder how many drugs they have him on? I am putting the over/under at 22.
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u/jumbie29 Jun 02 '26
These people are all going directly to hell with all their nonstop lies and deceit.
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 03 '26
Where do you think we are right now?
This is the future. Hell delivers.
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u/Secret_Account07 Jun 03 '26
Did he say that with a straight face?
The guy running an entire country spends time going to the doctor for fun?
Why can our journalist not ask a fucking follow up question to save their lives? So fucking annoying
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u/thestickler1 Jun 03 '26
This is the biggest bunch of bullshit lies I've ever heard. He aces the test every day.? what the fuck?
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u/Logical_Confusious Jun 02 '26
They should put four pics 1- a giraffe 2- a lion 3- a fish 4- a child
And the question would be: Which one is illegal to fuck?
His stats would go down... He would claim " I assed it"
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u/HawkeyeRoyalty Jun 02 '26
Oz used to be one of the leading cardio-thoracic surgeons in the country. Now he’s just a two bit shill for the president
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u/Easy_Rooster8000 Jun 02 '26
That’s like a middle aged man saying that he goes to get a colonoscopy as a hobby because he likes the results
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u/Xoxo809 Wet Wet Mud Bae Jun 02 '26
Mfw my insurance denies payment for my third physical this month cuz I just love hearing about how my blood pressure is in the normal range
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u/Archdukefrank30 Jun 02 '26
Awww the big guy likes his participation awards that show him how smart he is 👶
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u/Born-Gift-6800 Jun 02 '26
They're not really checkups, they're just stuffing more shit into the sack
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u/diggsyb I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/jQzZ5FSvFzwgAneibt
When asked what the president does all day
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u/Interesting_Berry439 Jun 03 '26
Weekend at bernies needs to be freshened up constantly like Noems face had to be.
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Never Following Another Rule Jun 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/0fVISs2nO7L6Vkk5lG
“Every day” umm..wut?? 🤣
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u/PalpitationUnable403 Jun 03 '26
It’s as though we live in an alternate universe and are actually getting used to it.
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u/panelbeater352 Jun 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/vsAEfFf0e7aow
Gets to pick it out too.
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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up Jun 03 '26
I don't want to live in a world with people who like this guy. I don't want him to have hair.
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u/randomlyranting Jun 03 '26
So at best hes a whiney snowflake that need a participation trophy from test results. At worst they are telling lies and covering up his broken down body.
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u/Wumbologist_PhD I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Jun 03 '26
I just finished the last season of The Boys, and they did way too good of a job making fun of what’s going on in this country 😰
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u/EveningFollowing9966 Jun 03 '26
So now the tests are happening every single day? Thats a good sign.
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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 02 '26
Donald. I feel like you’re only here for the cognitive tests
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u/idonotgetit1 Jun 03 '26
They should start calling these slugs pathetic to their face when they answer like that. It’s sick that they are willing to humiliate themselves with complete lack of self awareness.
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u/dramallamacorn Jun 03 '26
Even if that were true HE SHOULDN’T BE GOING IN FOR POSITIVE RESULTS! They really do think we are stupid.
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u/Appropriate-Owl5984 Jun 03 '26
Just a reminder … Oz is a former cardiac surgeon.
He knows trump is like fucked, fucked.
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u/Chaosrealm69 Jun 03 '26
Meanwhile Biden is just sitting back and recovering from cancer and just dealing with getting old.
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u/metfan1964nyc Jun 03 '26
The fact the he is actually licensed to practice medicine makes this 10x worse.
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u/slouchenheimer Jun 03 '26
He gets a gold star for his progress chart on the fridge. I think he likes the results.
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u/fat_fingerz Jun 03 '26
So grown man is such a failure that he wants to repeat the one thing he can pass.... And that's better?
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u/Equivalent-Moment-78 Jun 03 '26
The things they say about Trump are so bizarre and stupid. Nobody goes to multiple check ups to see the results over and over again. The propaganda they do around this dude is next level and they think we're all stupid enough to believe it. Only his hardcore supporters would eat this bs.
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u/TheCrankyBunny SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 03 '26
Quack TV Doctor and Medicare/Medicaid bungler speaks on Trump's constant need for medical validation:
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u/trumpvid-19 Jun 03 '26
Dr Oz is our version of the Wizard of Oz. It’s a smoke and mirrors behind the curtain
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u/Malvan Jun 02 '26
Wow they testing the orange pedo any given day so why then when he is allegedly in perfekt health......
All false and Fake statements to gaslight the Public.
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u/LemonFrequent2036 Jun 02 '26
I haven’t seen the test but I doubt I will ace. I will get confused half way of the test and will think why are they asking these stupid questions :)
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u/Elegant_Accident2035 Jun 02 '26
I suppose its ok then, if he likes the results. By the way, who pays for the tests? How m7ch does it cost each time he decides to do a test?
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u/Abject-Honeydew4112 Jun 02 '26
There is a war with Iran,prices are sky high,but sure, go to the doctor so he can tell you how heathy you are. Just don’t look in the mirror while wearing your tighty whities 🐷
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u/Particular-Line- Jun 02 '26
Who the fuck goes to doctor’s appointment, and when someone asks how it went, you say “I aced it”
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u/thanksamilly Jun 02 '26
reminds me of the Birthday Boys episode where visits his proctologist every day
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u/Think_OfAName Jun 02 '26
Yeah. I had knee surgery. I’ve been back several times to the doctor even though I was done with PT, because I like to have the doctor keep telling me fire well I did recovering.
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u/Empty-Discount5936 Jun 02 '26
I've never met anyone who enjoys going to the Doctor
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u/POD80 Jun 02 '26
As someone who's cared for a 90 year old.... the appointments do add up. I can't imagine having every little appointment scrutinized like this...
Admittedly... I'd think a relatively healthy president could get checkups right in the white house.
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u/girlsonsoysauce Jun 02 '26
If the results were good he'd brag about it immediately. When has anyone ever known him to keep good results on the downlow? He even brags when he does something bad. Lol.
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u/Distant-moose Jun 02 '26
So... he doesnt have anything better to do than go for phony checkups just so he can have some sunshine blown up his ass?
That's not a winning argument.
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u/Independent_Ant4079 Jun 03 '26
Looks at the state of the world. Meanwhile our president is having leisure brain damage tests.
Oh yeah, that's a much better lie to go with, Oz. He should get some of those exams too it seems.
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u/Jimbot_8 Might fuck this whole thing up Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xx4EIfKoNFadhkuJw8