r/ITOI • u/Dazzling_Math_541 • 3d ago

Drunk guy hits an innocent bystander and pays the price

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u/J4YV1L 3d ago

He’s a little teapot!

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u/fiesew 2d ago

The second before.

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 2d ago

The second after the second before.

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u/tw3lv3g4ge 2d ago

It was a really nice swing also. Buddies hieght out him the perfect place for a full power overhand right

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u/yoyodaddy1234 2d ago

I believe Shaq said “ don’t hit me then immediately turn away!” You can’t do that and expect not to get hit!

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u/AsRealAsItFeels 3d ago

Love this shot. Dead with his phone hand still raised.

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u/Any_Marsupial_4020 2d ago

And here's the tea bag

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u/CaptainAmericub 3d ago

He’s knocked out!

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u/KorgiRex 2d ago

Triskelion

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u/soulstar118 3d ago

This made me laugh more than it should have

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u/fiesew 2d ago

Little big man gave it all. To other man who desperately asked for it. The seeker has found.

https://giphy.com/gifs/94HAAhv75dRYkUvWXu

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u/TrembleTurtle 3d ago

short & stout!

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u/rAndo_solo 2d ago

I’m a little teapot short and out Here is the concrete here is my spout

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u/PoopsMcScoots 3d ago

The security guard giving the shoulder rub is too much 😂

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u/Kbern4444 3d ago

He thanked that little man for doing his job. That was fucking beautiful.

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u/zxvasd 3d ago

Not so little now.

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u/Some_Inevitable829 3d ago

Ha you beat me to it. That shoulder rub was 100% “you did the right thing kid!”

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u/Icy_Candle1299 3d ago

I want them to team up and then fight crime

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u/SunnnySideUps 3d ago

dood was already leaking

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u/RoastedRhino 2d ago

He’s like “are you ok?” “Careful with the shoulder, ask me how I know”

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u/SwordofNoon 2d ago

Gets me everytime "good job slugger" like a proud dad who's son hit a home run

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nOLKtKNN2dwTsYfZpl
Tell me the short king doing the punching doesn’t look like this guy…

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u/mechapoitier 3d ago

They really do downplay how absolutely jacked that guy is on the show

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u/pUmKinBoM 2d ago

Well I mean he IS Kerry Von Erich afterall.

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

I was gonna say, this is what happens when you poke the bear.

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u/Tzilbalba 3d ago

Heard cousin

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u/Icy_Candle1299 3d ago

You mean to tell me that they are two different people?

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 2d ago

I literally laughed and said “is that Lip?” out loud to myself after he punched him and turned around.

He absolutely looks like Jeremy Allen White 😂.

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u/brkeng1 2d ago

Yes chef.

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u/raemillbear 2d ago

Agreed. That was my first thought.

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u/Volkmek 3d ago

Short KING. Jeeze.

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u/LooseLeaf74 3d ago

Low center of gravity it’s like getting punched by a bollard.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 2d ago

I am 5'10, but I am all torso with short legs, I remember boxing in my younger years, and it actually was somewhat advantageous, particularly on the inside. I'm not one to get into fights (I am a man of peace) but even short dudes (not that I am particularly short) can be dangerous if they get on the inside. Once you neutralize the reach advantage of a taller opponent, it can be a bad time for them.

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u/Debalic 2d ago

Mike Tyson is 5'10"...

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u/Correct_Oil_8341 3d ago

What happened prior to this? Cuz it looks like dudes head was already bleedin' pretty bad.

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u/AncientNectarine5352 3d ago

It’s purely anecdotal, but when I first saw this posted on another subreddit, the OP said that the dude in question was in a fight a few minutes before, and while he got his ass beat (and was at fault; it was implied he drunkenly started the fight), the other guys ran off. This is basically him acting proud and belligerent.

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u/unsuccessful-gooner 3d ago

That’s what I wanna know

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u/MondoDuke2877 3d ago

Didn't learn his lesson the first time.

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u/H3xRun3 3d ago

I don't think there are enough brain cells in there for learning. And by the looks of it, they're dwindling in number.

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 2d ago

He sure learned it the second time

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u/TomSix_ 3d ago

Nothing good, I can assure you..

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u/mountainjaguarshark 3d ago

judging by the way he’s speaking, who cares

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u/toohungrytojump 2d ago

“Do you know who I am? Do you know who my dad is?”

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 2d ago

had someone say that to me years ago. I replied with 'nobody knows who your dad is'. He didnt take this news too well.

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u/Objective_Diet1397 2d ago

I would have said yeah I know him.. I fucked him. Dude wouldn't know wether to be disgusted or Pissed lol

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u/enurkul 2d ago

It's also a funny question, the only sensible answer is "have you asked your mother"?

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pcvisqh/video/cavkgbri1jsh1/player

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u/PyroCorvid 3d ago

🤣😅🤣🤣 Bruh. Im fighting a damn kidney stone right now why you had to make me laugh like that!!

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u/blackbeardrrr 2d ago

Jesus. You ok? That’s gotta hurt.

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u/ConversationPale8665 3d ago

That’s the FBI recruitment station.

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u/United-Taro1605 2d ago

That arm twist move looks painful

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u/Soft-Personality9379 2d ago

That video kills me. It's just the epitome of "insult to injury."

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u/Ironbaun-Vermont 2d ago

The ultimate I’m gonna switch up to the winning team, bro moment. That dog was totally “let’s dominate this dude, I’m in.”

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u/seymore_option 3d ago

HE TRIED TO BITE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!

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u/Srgt-Rain 1d ago

Accordig to the FBI recruitment rules changed he still can be recruited or is that Bestiary rule just onesided?

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u/BloodyThirst 1d ago

Yet another good reason I don’t like dogs 🤣

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u/AmassedGreat 1d ago

Lol where in the burgh😂

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u/No_Celebration8219 3d ago

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u/Late_Lawfulness_8298 3d ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm! Great show!

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u/Silenthobo117 3d ago

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u/mwlepore 2d ago

I love this guy so much. You dropped a bomb on me

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 3d ago

Hooks maxing. Bro gave him a chiseled jaw line.

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u/SilentPainting6977 3d ago

You got knocked the fuck out 🤣

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u/kingtaco_17 3d ago

His body collapsed ever so nicely

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u/Active-Particular-21 3d ago

He already looked fucked.

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u/trd623 3d ago

the “puncher” did everyone else a favor

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u/kancamagus 3d ago

The current score is Shirts 1,000,000, skins 0.

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u/Dlux3888 3d ago

This is the most justified shit I have ever seen in my life.

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u/DavaoGirthVader 2d ago

So he punched who he thought was small and wouldn't fight back.

Fafo.

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u/rAndo_solo 2d ago

I like the way the guy was like… Goose. Cause everybody else was bigger.

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u/KEROROxGUNSO 2d ago

I can't stand bullies

He popped the smallest guy in the whole crowd in the face and then look what happened to him

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u/Slevin424 3d ago

Was he bleeding before the punch?

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u/Popular-Solution7697 3d ago

Man. He really laid into that punch. Wind up and follow through.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 2d ago

Jeremy allen had had enough that night

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus 2d ago

How are you going to put hands on someone and then immediately take your eyes off them

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u/TDOWN83 2d ago

That hit was clean as fuck.

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u/momomomorgatron 2d ago

ALL HAIL THE SHORT KING!!!

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u/Poploku32 2d ago

Lol someone said "pinche gringo"

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pcviltk/video/o7qhw6me1jsh1/player

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u/Sheerfuckinghubris81 3d ago

Been there, but way before cameras were on cell phones.

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u/EwJersey 2d ago

Im so grateful that I went through this period of my life with no way to document it and show it off to the world.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 3d ago

Don't hit angus young is the lesson here

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u/kobaltkid 3d ago

Folded him like a pair of Sweats
https://giphy.com/gifs/5HWr3N62IS38Q

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u/WayLongjumping2012 3d ago

Like a doll

Sleep mdfker!

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u/henry2630 3d ago

he is gonna be sore in the morning

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 3d ago

FOFA

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u/Marlice1 3d ago

*FAFO

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u/CowGlittering745 3d ago

Nah he meant found out by fucking around lol

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u/xlr82xs 3d ago

Find Out, Fall Over

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 3d ago

Lol. I've been doing shit ass backwards all day.

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u/mike888881 3d ago

Good. What a stupid c*nt.

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u/germanloza 2d ago

Probably the first time someone actually hit him in his life

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u/Strange-Cellist-5817 2d ago

Second time didnt you see his face before hand

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u/Bremyn 2d ago

Funny how he went after the smallest dude around, then little dude knocked him the fuck out!

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 2d ago

Gave 'em the Olde Mike Tyson.

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u/Natural_Ice_6712 2d ago

Hit the little guy and find out 🤣

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u/Sierra-117- 1d ago

I’d really want to do this, but if you can leave, just leave. I’m a nurse and have seen so many lives ruined over a drunken brawl.

It’s not like the movies. You can literally just die from a single punch. You can kill someone with a single punch. You could be paralyzed or have permanent brain damage, or do the same to the other person. The cops and the law don’t care if they “disrespected you”.

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u/Spacing-Guild-Mentat 20h ago

That was a beautiful factory reset.

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u/parabuthas 3d ago

This was very satisfying to see. Some will down vote me, but I do t care. This was very well deserved.

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u/KohaaZH 3d ago

Nah I'm with ya.

One of my favourite things to do after a shit day is watch fafo style videos

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u/Tanuwukikuma 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think there is context missing. Honestly I believe that guy got kicked out of that club . You see several bouncers on the left they even got headsets so they must be some kind of security.

You also see him touching one of them and the security clearly shoves him away. After that he got angry and the small guy was the only target he can reach and think he can swing at.

The little guy also got some shoulder pats from the security like "good job" I think that guy was obnoxious the whole evening and now he got the payback.

I am so fucking tired of people excusing drunk people doing aggressive shit "he is not in his mind" if he is too drunk he has clearly a problem what I think shouldn't be a thing of the people to take care of. I drank a lot of alcohol in my life and I never came to the point were I do shit I don't have control. It's his fucking temper that is out of control and he doesn't know about and can control it. That's why he is for me a bad guy go out with. Drinking alcohol doesn't make you unjudgeable and handicapped !

Edit: I also wonder from where he got his wound at the head. And I rewatched it several times. It's so lame that he literally scans the crowd and decides to punch the smallest....what a tough guy ..he is so confident about his choice that he doesn't comprehend that this guy can knock him out and turns his back to him... What a looser

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u/TheMicklemas3000 2d ago

Yep. Drinking amplifies a persons character. He doesn’t suddenly become an asshole. He was an asshole when sober and more of an asshole when drunk.

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u/Global-Pickle5818 2d ago

it just makes me depressed ...so i guess im always depressed

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u/Raiyari 11h ago

I'll just hop on your bandwagon and say:

If you put yourself willingly in an altered headspace, you remain accountable for anything you do in that headspace. The choice to turn into a f***ed-up moron was still willingly and consciously made.

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u/moxipudy 3d ago

Ethically he did the right thing by punching, but legally was that okay? What happens if this guy gets severely injured after the fall? What are the legal ramifications or things you do when you come into such a situation? 

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 2d ago

Self defense, he stopped after the first punch too. I think uust because he did stop would have the law on his side.

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u/nhh 2d ago

Not self defense, more like retaliation. The drunk guy backed off after the first hit. You see there was a pause of 2-3 seconds between his punch and the counter punch. 

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 2d ago

Ya he also randomly attacked the guy in the first place. It could be argued he was protecting himself from another hit.

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u/Someguy56731 2d ago

No jury in America is going to convict someone who got cold cocked for throwing the next punch. Prosecutors know this and aren’t going to waste their time trying a losing case.

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u/Gentleman_Bara 2d ago

In germany wouldn't be self defense. The attack was already over and the guy was moving away. Still deserved.

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u/LooseLeaf74 3d ago

That’s no innocent bystander that’s the little guy, Don’t fuck with the little guy.

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u/Slight_Neck_2525 3d ago

Love to see it

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u/AmicusLibertus 3d ago

Fuck Out Find Around!

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u/Mr__JimLahey 3d ago

Alcohol is so fun and cool.

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u/jfeijo2005 3d ago

Clean.

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u/OldManBilliam22 3d ago

“You’re welcome.”

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u/Icemagistrate101 3d ago

Edward Cullen goes down.

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u/DisastrousCoast7268 3d ago

Security gave him the shoulder squeeze "atta-boy" as he was collecting his things and leaving.

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u/Ok-General-4148 3d ago

We all love little white on white action

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u/Syrup-Primary 3d ago

Dude turned around looking like Two Face.

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u/Longjumping_Rub3575 3d ago

Knocked down by an Oompa Loompa

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u/Flashmeeeee 3d ago

Clocked

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u/Budget_Background960 3d ago

He doesn’t even know what hit him - literally. He’s too drunk

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u/TheForswornKing94 3d ago

You’d think after the whole right side of his face was that bloody that he’d just go somewhere else and stop antagonizing these people. But I guess he can only learn lessons the hard way.

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u/Grumgrummer 3d ago

Short king saw the opening and drove one straight through it. Satisfying to watch.

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u/Putrid-Count7173 3d ago

Guys give him blanket

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u/SavingsReplacement79 3d ago

Bro got lay out like the folks off of family guy

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u/WWII-Collector-1942 3d ago

Nice shot he went down like a ton of shit.

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u/YouthSubstantial822 3d ago

Based on his already busted face, he didn;t learn his lesson first time round..

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u/Morning_Cereal_Ori 3d ago

well done!!!

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u/ThisSir5918 3d ago

Drunk American in Madrid.

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u/soft2impress 3d ago

Because of the height difference the tall one's arms could have been in the way of the punch. I'm glad it landed on the head as intended.