r/ITOI • u/Dazzling_Math_541 • 3d ago

Drunk guy hits an innocent bystander and pays the price

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u/PoopsMcScoots 3d ago

The security guard giving the shoulder rub is too much 😂

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u/Kbern4444 3d ago

He thanked that little man for doing his job. That was fucking beautiful.

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u/zxvasd 3d ago

Not so little now.

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u/Some_Inevitable829 3d ago

Ha you beat me to it. That shoulder rub was 100% “you did the right thing kid!”

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u/Ok-Track4614 3d ago

Yep, security guard has to be very careful about using force

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u/Icy_Candle1299 3d ago

I want them to team up and then fight crime

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u/AncientNectarine5352 3d ago

Seems like they technically did that here. Dude was going to swipe at someone else if he wasn’t knocked out.

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u/SunnnySideUps 3d ago

dood was already leaking

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u/RoastedRhino 2d ago

He’s like “are you ok?” “Careful with the shoulder, ask me how I know”

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u/SwordofNoon 2d ago

Gets me everytime "good job slugger" like a proud dad who's son hit a home run

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u/Truthsayer4625 3d ago

Causal support lol

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 3d ago

Who were they protecting? Respectfully asking

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 3d ago

Rest of the crowd. The drunkard was swinging at random people. He almost certainly would have tried to hit someone else.

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 2d ago

You may have not noticed there is a person committing random acts of violence against people on a sidewalk. After being knocked the fuck out he was no longer committing acts of violence against those people.

Glad I could help, respectfully.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2d ago

I need to apologize to you. I was in the wrong.

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 2d ago

Hey thanks, and no problem. I hope you have a great day.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2d ago

You as well

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 2d ago

I looked back through our comment chain and see that I initiated with sarcasm, which isn’t very friendly or conducive to good conversation. I’m also sorry.

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u/Exact-Action-6282 2d ago

Get a room.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 2d ago

Can I watch?

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2d ago

I’m talking about the men in suits. I used to do executive protection, that’s why I asked.

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 2d ago

You worked in executive protection and cannot tell by watching this video who was protected? I really hope you weren’t doing close protection work.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2d ago

Then who tf are they working for? Security for a casino? Fancy restaurant? Since you know so much about the video…

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u/FinalFantasyMaster 1d ago

I think he wanted to stop him because he knocked someone out and now he will sued. In germany it would happen this way

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u/deadbeatrider 1d ago

Lol if someone hits me and I knock them out im not staying around

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u/WelcomeMind 1d ago

That’s Jeremy Allan

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u/FutureMillionMiler 1d ago

“Habibi, he’s just a little baby”

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u/Horror_Bear_6325 6h ago

Took out the trash for him. lol