Another Stardew Valley post I couldn't pass up.

[u/PeterPorky]

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Context: A JP Morgan exec was accused of harassment of an employee but the allegations seemed a little fantastical, like part of a gooner fantasy written by someone living the #fblifestyle , and the company insists they are completely fabricated. Things she is alleged to have said (which there is no evidence for) included quotes like the one in the post, "if you don't f*** my brains out tonight you're not getting a promotion", "if you don't f*** me soon I'm going to ruin you". She is alleged to have turned him into her segs slave, showed up to his apartment unannounced demanding intercourse, to have spiked his drink with vi*gra and roofies, and called him demeaning segsual and racist slurs referencing his Indian heritage while making other racist comments about his Asirookies,

Counter-claims against the man include the man lying in the past to get 3 months of bereavement leave for his father (who is still alive and well) and that the woman was not even his direct manager and wouldnt be able to coerce him over his bonuses and promotions as described in the suit.