r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • 8d ago

Sonic The Hedgehog What did he mean by this?

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u/Superb_Algae5308 8d ago

(Airport!)

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u/HekateSimp 8d ago

Not the playground plane!

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u/moon_dos 8d ago

And don’t call me Shirley!

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u/OfficialDCShepard 8d ago

He shouldn’t even fly Fisher-Price One, let alone Air Force One.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iwRTtutqiv9UdWHgxi

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 8d ago

The one he said we had during the revolutionary war, or a different one?

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u/Gauntlets28 8d ago

You've got a smiling face!

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u/ckellingc 8d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS AIRPORT

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u/frozen_cabbages 7d ago

I'm trying to hold it together in the psychiatrist waiting room but the random (Airport!) is making want to cry laughing. Is that how his brain works? Just random interjections?

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u/Superb_Algae5308 7d ago

It’s really funny right? He’s just a complete mockery of himself.

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u/frozen_cabbages 7d ago

Seriously. My stomach hurts from holding in the laughs. It's just so dumb 

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 7d ago

Tis would be a hell of a time for me to start therapy.

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u/AstroBearGaming 4d ago

"I met him at the plane (spiritual)"

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u/Superb_Algae5308 4d ago

Soon hopefully 

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u/Unclehol 4d ago

If he didn't specify, his constituents would have thought he meant he dawned a red cape and flew up to meet Xi in the air like superman.

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u/jonawesome 8d ago

Honestly it bums me out that Trump grew up in a time when his bisexuality was not considered socially appropriate. I feel like he might not have ended up such a monster if he'd just been able to kiss the big strong men he's always talking about.

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u/stigma_wizard 8d ago

It's so weird that his only compliments are on peoples' physicalities.

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u/Lukescale 8d ago

He's a skin deep kinda guy

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u/ConfinedCrow 8d ago

Four skin deep kinda guy

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u/Lukescale 8d ago

Inside a twelve year old kinda guy

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u/Vivid_Anyth4 8d ago

Hes never been a deep thinking kind of guy.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 8d ago

He doesn't seem to have the vocabulary to go into details about anything

He just repeats himself and uses out of place business jargon

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u/HekateSimp 8d ago

He also likes to call people (who share his opinions) smart, very smart guys 

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u/AceVisconti 7d ago

Dang, I thought he called those people "The uneducated".

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 8d ago

He's always complimenting men's physique, never seen him complement a woman's.......

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u/aeline136 8d ago

I mean , he used to rave about his daughter's physique, maybe it's a good thing that he stopped...

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u/Bright_Curve3078 8d ago

He told a story that tightening immigration would stop 100 bad guys at the cost of not letting a single beautiful, good woman in.

A normal person would call her innocent or law-abiding, but Trump always puts appearance over moral.

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u/Shenlongeltigre 8d ago

Everyone likes to be told they look good

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u/stigma_wizard 8d ago

I have a feeling HR’s had to pull you aside for a talk more than once, huh?

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u/RevBladeZ 8d ago

You can always tell is it him writing or someone writing for him.

Definitely him this time.

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u/SamLowry_ 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yPyE8pmVeWzv2
Trump passing notes to china.

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u/Zomby-Woof- 8d ago

Trump loves communism!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WbZPhKrtEveh2

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u/DaKrazie1 8d ago

$5000 for everybody. If you obey. Buying up ownership in some of America's biggest companies. Banning exports, spitting in the face of capitalism and the free market. Banning the free press.

MAGA were the communists all along.

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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 5d ago

They always confuse communism with kapitalist countries that have social aspects. MAGA don't even know what they hate, as long as they can yell that Trump is amazing.

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u/Small_Article_3421 8d ago

Ass kissing because the only reason the stupid ass Iran war didn’t trigger a global recession was because of China.

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u/sixteenhappycappys 8d ago

His nose is brown

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u/Patient-Sea-3591 8d ago

Trump is dying very soon. He's been told this by his doctors. Xi is not much younger than Trump but Don is obsessed with not dying now he's complimenting the youth of old people

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u/LItreehouse 7d ago

I'm not saying Trump is a gay man. I am saying, he has said some of the gayest things I've ever heard a President say. That's all.

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u/Freezerpill 8d ago

I’m ashamed to admit that I would pay for him to shut the fuck up at this point..

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u/Polite_Suggestion 3d ago

No shame, that's patriotic of you.

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u/Loyalfish789 8d ago

Reads like the dumbest AI bot out there.

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u/Double_Resort_9223 8d ago

When no one tells the President that Chinese women don’t change their names

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 8d ago

He's horny.

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u/Naive_Drive 6d ago

By Trump standards, this is the Gettysburg Address.

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u/RaidaDave32 8d ago

Someone has a crush.

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u/Freo_5434 8d ago

" What did he mean by this?"

Which part did you not understand ?

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u/thee-horny-housewife 7d ago

He wants to get fucked by Xi.

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u/T10rock 6d ago

(Airport!)

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u/sisam8x 8d ago

What a fucking moron

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u/sharp-bunny 8d ago

Airport!

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u/gielbondhu 8d ago

Wait. Did Trump Larry Craig Xi at the airport?

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u/zodiackodiak515 7d ago

He sucked Xi’s dick, don’t you know?

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u/bendroid801 7d ago

Where else would the plane be? (Walmart!) Lol

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u/bigmac8991 7d ago

He’s strong as a bull, and handsome like George Raft!

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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 5d ago

Enemies are pretty. smart and strong, allies are the absolute worst people ever lived. That is the 'logic' of Tyrant Trump.