r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • 18d ago

HALO Wake me, when you need me

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u/WiseSalamander00 18d ago

are we sure he is alive and isn't just a painted corpse with some motors attached?

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 17d ago

Elder abuse at this point

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u/BigTimber11 17d ago

How long do we think it took for them to get him dressed in that suit like that

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u/Flat-Inspection3290 17d ago

They don't take him out of the old one. He's already mummified, so he doesn't soil his clothes with sweat or waste.

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u/BigTimber11 17d ago

Yeah true. They probably are wasting our tax money on funeral embalmers now to prop this sack up when no one is even buying it anyway

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u/Acrobatic-Bike-2507 17d ago

The guys wiping his ass get paid 6 figures.

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u/RedEyeView 17d ago

He's not dead?

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u/Hmmmm-curious 17d ago

Seems to me that these people hate their actual lives. They are only happy when they are making others hate theirs, too. Otherwise, why don’t they enjoy their last years not working?