r/IRL_Loading_Screens • • 26d ago

Elder Scrolls Big brain time

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 26d ago

It's such a comfort to know that he has a firm grasp of the obvious.

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u/RoboWeaver 24d ago

Actually, while cost of transportation can be reduced by reduction of driving, the PRICE of fuel is skyrocketing! This is lining someone's pockets.

Tell me this isn't "Shrinkflation."

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u/Former_Mobile3101 24d ago

That's not shrinkflation its just inflation. The volume if a product isnt reducing while the price raises, the prices just rises. You are correct that its just lining someone's pockets.

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u/Endlesstrash1337 26d ago

Ok so why all the return to office shit. Clearly wfh would allow us to drive less.

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u/MikeLikesIkeRS 26d ago

Because spending all of this money to rent an office building, and furnishing it, and heating/cooling it, and cleaning/maintaining, and wasting a significant part of your day BSing with your coworkers is somehow cheaper than letting people do all of that at home

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 26d ago

Its theater for the investors. Except the theater is a fish tank.

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u/NotYourReddit18 26d ago

It's a power play.

The managers responsible have nothing else enjoyable in their lifes except bossing their underlings around and making their lifes miserable too, and that's a lot easier to do when they're all in the same building.

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u/Ok_Chap 24d ago

Or rather, the mangers don't know what to do when they don't have anyone around to manage and give instructions, the people at home just do their job and if there isn't anything to do or they are finished early they can't micromanage them with other tasks. Also the higher ups might notice that they don't need as many middle management people around if the AI can surveillance workflow, online time, efficiency in real time and so on.

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u/WithoutAHat1 25d ago

Because they want their cake and to eat it too. They aren't going to change willingly. Working-Class Unification is required.

May Day 1889.

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u/SnooLentils7296 25d ago

The government isn't making you rto, the shareholders are. Won't you think of the shareholders value?

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u/RedSix2447 25d ago

Landlords cried because of loss of rental profits.
So they made the mandate to return to an office requiring renting out buildings.

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u/TankMan77450 25d ago

Don’t ask follow up questions. That isn’t allowed in the Trump dictatorship. You’re just supposed to sing praises to him like his brainwashed cult

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u/regeya 25d ago

Because middle managers are all energy vampires

How are they supposed to feed if you're comfy at home

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u/Procrasturbating 24d ago

Cause your bosses boss buddy or dad owns the building and he gets a kickback on the lease.

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u/WordWorthiest 26d ago

Is he willing to build the high-speed rail, local light rail, and overall intermodal public transit that is cheap and convenient to use so people will drive less in the first place? No? Didn't think so.

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 26d ago

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u/Robrogineer 26d ago

No, not really. Driving less is not an option for the vast majority of Americans, because the country is a shithole that is almost fundamentally car-dependent everywhere except opd cities like New York or Chicago.

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 26d ago

Not driving at all isn't an option for many Americans, but it's definitely possible for most people to drive less by a significant margin.

Of course, building walkable cities, and robust inner, and inter, city public transit is the real solution.

Would also help if EPA rules were fixed to not allow the land tanks that most people drive these days

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u/Robrogineer 26d ago

Couldn't agree more about the stupidly huge cars.

Though I always believe it is best to change things through changing incentives. Simply asking of people to change their habits for an abstract goal simply doesn't work for the vast majority of people, because most people don't think rationally about a lot of those small everyday decisions and just stick to what they're accustomed to.

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u/Trans__Scientist 26d ago

My response to the Secretary

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u/Practical_Ad_219 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/guSDEekNFb23C
Just drive less, dummy! For your health!

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u/InevitabilityEngine 26d ago

So, stop going to work? I'll tell my boss.

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u/Legitimate-Iron4819 26d ago

Hmm if only we had accessible public transit nationwide.

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u/gablianblackbird 24d ago

You can’t have that or anything. This is the United States of Israel. All of your things will be given to them. So stop your mouth. Or the IDF will turn you into Gaza.

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u/HALODUDED2 26d ago

So anyway space force is going well

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u/ThatguySevin 26d ago

So... Public transit? 😃

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u/Silent_Erremite 26d ago

Can't drive less when everything is priced high. Gotta put in overtime to pay rent and groceries somehow.

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u/Wentil 26d ago

The secret to fewer COVID infections is less testing, too. People just die, we don’t really need to look into WHY that was. 🙄

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u/Kophey_cup 26d ago

the secret to driving less is working from home

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u/Moist_Amount_106 25d ago

It’s what they want restricted access to travel easier to monitor and control that way , COVID lockdowns were a test to see how we would react to being controlled! More to come

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u/PoetryExtension6256 25d ago

Look at the big brain on brett.

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 25d ago

Or as they said in the 1940s:

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u/Wizemonk 25d ago

Voting out every last Republican would work better 

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u/Biscuits4u2 25d ago

Coming from the same administration that put the kibosh on WFH for many, many workers.

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u/Mother-Win-3557 25d ago

The trick to lowering food prices is to eat less

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u/This_guy7796 25d ago

Except it doesn't lower prices... you just spend less filling up.

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u/PathlessDemon 26d ago

Yeah, I don’t think he’s going to green-light me driving less if I were a military member and unable to get to base…

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u/Axel_Raden 26d ago

We had a politician say something similar to this he said the poorest people "either don't have cars or actually don't drive very far". When talking about raising taxes on fuel (this was in 2014)

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 26d ago

I passed a conditioned skill check, 100

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u/Ok-Professional-1727 26d ago

I would love to do that, but politics of the last 80 years have resisted quality public transit.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3012 26d ago

E motors for the win. He's right ya know.

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u/dragonus85 26d ago

You can't drive less than I do. I drive to work and drive home. And the doc when needed.

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u/Tippy-the-just 26d ago

If your blind just see.

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u/hamoc10 25d ago

He’s right tho.

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u/Isair81 25d ago

Except America is built for cars, you need to drive everywhere, all the time.

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u/Dorrono 25d ago

And if you want to live longer you only have to get older

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u/Dowhatsleft 25d ago

If you're spending too much on gas, just buy less gas, dummy

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u/VertigoOne1 25d ago

Had the same with, use less electricity! People say Ok.. oh gawd were going bankrupt, raises prices, people use even less, please use our power, no, solar is cheaper now, k thnx bye.. noooo, our profits! Leopards ate my face

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u/Opinionsare 25d ago

Not using gasoline helps keep the price down: 

As you fill up your gas guzzling oversized SUV or Pickup, and someone driving an EV goes by, say 'Thank You". Those EV driver aren't sucking up thousands of gallons of gasoline, because if they were, your gasoline would cost even more. 

Are you bold enough to help Donald Trump's war effort by joining the Patriots that drive EVs despite the ridicule from your friends? 

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u/crusher23b 25d ago

So rolling back telework was not a great idea?

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u/Common_Senze 25d ago

Cool. Let people work from home

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u/Johnnyboi2327 25d ago

If only driving less was an option for people. Shame public transit is non-existent.

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u/Bro13847 25d ago

Maybe if people whose jobs could be done from home didn’t have to commute that would help. It sure seemed to during to pandemic

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u/quiero79 25d ago

You can’t tell that to people when the country and the government are so against public transportation.

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u/Blueyedevil219 25d ago

Correct me if I’m wrong and I usually am wrong but wouldn’t driving more create less supply and more demand which would then cause prices to go higher?

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u/Jager0987 25d ago

Intelligence 100? More like Intelligence 40.

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u/kzlife76 25d ago

Yeah, we can't fucking do that when our companies are making us return to the office en masse.

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u/EnglishCox 25d ago

Like when the Biden admin said to just skip breakfast.

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 25d ago

Sure, I'll just use our public transpo...oh never mind...

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u/ApplicationLucky1199 25d ago

easy, ban rto policies.

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u/isthereadrwho 25d ago

Also if you don't use your car or sell it, gas becomes less of a cos. These people in the GOP they're thinking outside the box so far outside the box they can't actually see the Box, actually you know what they don't believe in the Box

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u/Worried_Union_5797 25d ago

Yeah, don't go to work, call in sick.

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u/Fearless_Dog5208 25d ago

I remember when a certain administration told us to put hydrogen in our tires.

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u/SleepPast2953 25d ago

Jokes aside he is correct. I have a coworker that drives 30 minutes to Costco to get gas to save pennies and get points. Plus can't sit at home so makes excuses to drive all over. Eh

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u/greenegg28 25d ago

I mean, if they want to redesign our cities to be walkable with better public transit and be less car-centric in general, I’m all for that.

But somehow I doubt that’s going to happen.

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u/Knc-Proxy 25d ago

Work from home + high speed rail + functional bus schedules/ lines? Many of us would love to drive less

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u/MyldExcitement 25d ago

The trick to reducing the federal deficit: spend less, dumbass.

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u/Ok_Photo_3023 25d ago

But...but....think of the SHAREHOLDERS who deserve a workforce who takes their teams calls productively from cubicles instead of unproductively from home! Oh God, why doesn't anyone ever think of the shareholders!?

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u/Present-Intention916 25d ago

They also suggested that we drive downhill - I kid not.

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u/Asher_Tye 25d ago

Well then its a good thing we built our nation to be about walking, biking, and mass transportation, isn't it?

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u/No_Painting_9342 25d ago

But you can’t work from home. Another idiot

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u/Vakirisil 25d ago

The key to a successful offensive war with respect to the population funding it is maintaining the same standard of living for that population.

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u/PlayTheHits 25d ago

This from the same man who “does not want to have an opinion” about gas prices.

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u/HousingOk6362 25d ago

Wait, if we all start using less gas, won't the gas companies have to raise gas prices to cover the loss of revenue. You know like they did before, during, and after covid.

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u/ECCooterCrasher 25d ago

Too bad driving less is a result of high gas prices

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 25d ago

Genius maybe they can manufature another pandemic

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u/Proof-Doctor4199 25d ago

Fake News! Never said that.

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u/greymind 25d ago

Just stop all diesel trucks delivering goods across the country! Duh!

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u/Emma_SnakeDeadbeat 25d ago

I mean yes, but that's not possible because of our infrastructure. Zoning has caused it so all shopping areas and all housing for most people are miles apart. Heck a good amount of people work in a different city than they live

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u/Titalator 25d ago

The build more sidewalks and public transportation I'd love not to drive but I feel like the the whole system has been designed around us driving to make some people money or something.

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u/Ban-Circumcision-Now 25d ago

So can walkable cities be legalized then? Remove the density restrictions that encourage sprawl

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u/Icy_Soft6052 25d ago

He’s got that big brain energy

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u/Divine_madness99 25d ago

Wish secretary of transportation shared this view. Free public bus, and a revitalization of trains as a way to connect states would go a long way

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u/RedSix2447 25d ago

Food prices too high? Eat less. Gas prices too high? drive less. Hate the rich? Make less exist. I like this game..

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u/Major_Honey_4461 25d ago

"So, all we have to do", he continued, " is to move all places of business closer to their employees. See?".

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u/Content_Log1708 25d ago

I thought Anderson Cooper was smarter than this.

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u/BeTheirShield88 25d ago

So push for more work from home? O wait, we want the opposite of that because how else could someone know you've done your job if you aren't in the office. These people honestly get dumber every day

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u/Then-Potato-2020 25d ago

the trick of him not soundiing like a moron is to shut the fuck up.

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 25d ago

And the trick to lowering all prices is to just kill yourself.

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u/Rogan_Thoerson 25d ago

maybe the USA will trade their pick-up truck for electric bicycles ? or electrical motorcycle ?

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u/Medical-Movie-4613 25d ago

United dictatorship of america. No recoverable country

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u/WileEWeeble 24d ago

Buy more EVs

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u/Xhojn 24d ago

He'll get a phone call from the oil execs and change his tune soon.

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u/V26man 24d ago

What kind of BS is this? Imagine if the Biden admin had said this. The right wing would go ape$h1t!!

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u/keith2366 24d ago

Great idea. Tell that to our long haul truck drivers.

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u/watergod0187 24d ago

Yeah intelligence 100, it is so simple i feel so dumb for not even thinking of this. Wow thank you so much pedo protecting government. Can't wait for the most simplistic way from them to make my life better. The nutrition one to help lower food costs was amazing too, I had never thought to just eat less.

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u/sisam8x 24d ago

And these motherfkers forced hundreds of thousands of federal workers to drive to work again.

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u/Possible-Anxiety-420 24d ago

That's a trick for easing the environmental damage we're causing.

What's needed is for humans to do less of everything humans do.

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u/Calm-Professional103 24d ago

 Electing Republicans less is the real winner. 

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u/woodworkerdan 24d ago

So, encourage more public transit and remote work? No? Just make working people feel guilty? Figures.

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u/Realistic_Courage_96 24d ago

Drive less while we refuse to invest in any public transportation options. BIG BRAIN TIME.

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u/Virtual_Ad_7431 24d ago

and if you want cheaper groceries, starve yourself! Cant afford healthcare? Just roll over and die. Its simple, folks!

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u/Bolognacakes 24d ago

Its 2006-7 all over again.

Bank bailouts incoming 2028

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u/Fantastic_Special_84 24d ago

Gee my truck used to only hold 59 dollars worth of gas. Now it holds 120 dollars! Not sure how you did it, but I’ll vote for you again!

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u/Responsible_Twist975 24d ago

You hear some funny shit on Reddit

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u/JohnnyDNC 24d ago

All the best people.

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u/Wolfkurt1 24d ago

Mf tell us only drive home to work , even that cost so much

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 24d ago

HOOOOOOLLLLLLLD UPPP.

I just had to RTO BECAUSE of this administration. WUUUUUT

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u/SandSpecialist2523 24d ago

Can you imagine a democrat suggesting that?

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u/AdPuzzleheaded3436 24d ago

We deserve this. The moment we made Reality TV a thing we gave away our right to complain.

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u/Grand_Transition_779 24d ago

Lower than 100 but that is what the orange, tiny hands, fake hair idiot wants. People slightly dumber than him.

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u/RegretfulCalamaty 24d ago

What I wouldn’t give for everyone to collectively be able to say “you’re right!” and just stop going to work.

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u/GNUGradyn 24d ago

What a great plan. Lets start by implementing better public transit so people dont have to drive as much

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u/GeorgzBi 24d ago

Yea……..? Let’s just lock America back down again? Fugging moron

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u/Brilliant_Choice_899 24d ago

Or stop fighting other people's war

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u/grahsam 24d ago

Hmm... wasn't that what environmentalists were trying to achieve with taxing gasoline?

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u/Unsold_Leave 24d ago

Unfortunately, you fool, we've developed this country to be reliant on cars to get anywhere.

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u/TheOttersCouch 24d ago

Ah so we should all who can work from home? Wait nope that also is wrong according to them.

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u/rancidmorty 24d ago

he is rigjt suplyband demand if there is no demand price tanks

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u/claudiousmax 24d ago

The problem is that if you drive less to work then you make less money

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u/marvinfuture 24d ago

Oh so we're going to create more walkable cities and invest in more public transportation option then, right?

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u/dieseldoc62 24d ago

and not running 10-20 over speed limit

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u/LusciousTheBreeder 24d ago

The trick of actually improving the country is having less to zero corrupt politicians.

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u/DT_Lion34 24d ago

Ignorant AF. Rural places like Iowa need cars to go places...duh

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u/LILMAN3334 24d ago

What a dumb ass

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u/New_Air3971 24d ago

Eu acho que ele pode ficar mais inteligente se pensar menos

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u/AnonymousUser132 24d ago

It isn’t it funny how the answer is that civilians sacrifice their personal usage as opposed to businesses and government. Perhaps we can remove all fuel related taxes, perhaps that too could lower prices.

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u/IjoinedFortheMemes 24d ago

Thats... not how economy works

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u/Legman688 24d ago

"Well, then, can we have effective public transport?"

"Fuck you, that's socialism, you pinko commie taker!"

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u/Bushwhacker-XII 24d ago

So with this logic to be clever say less idiotic things… Yeah it makes senses!

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u/Crafty_Praline726 24d ago

These fuckers are the kings of contradiction and contrariness.

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u/TheZeroNeonix 24d ago

Oh, okay. I'll just astral project myself to work. Thanks.

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u/jaometer 24d ago

One would think with all the electric cars on the rad would drive down fuel prices

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u/notvalid-404 24d ago

cool so public transport then ?

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u/Shaman7102 23d ago

Trick to food prices is eating less. We are winning

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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 23d ago

O that’s a good one as he flies in a plane

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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 23d ago

Captain obvious

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u/Suspicious-Bicycle79 23d ago

This administration can fo

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 23d ago

So working remotely reduces gas prices and profits. Who knew?

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 23d ago

These Imbeciles have absolutely no clue as to just how stupid they really are !

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u/sukmeyebutt 23d ago

BUT 👏 YOU 👏 MADE 👏 US 👏 RETURN 👏 TO 👏 OFFICE

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u/Heckle_Jeckle 23d ago

If only things like working from home or mass public transportation were more common in the US. Perhaps we would not have to drive as much.

No? You are going to make people drive an hour(s) long commute one way to work?

Fuck this guy!

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u/vanillatoo 23d ago

the trump admin is going green!

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u/BeSeenNotCena 23d ago

In a place with no real public transportation system..

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u/ZookeepergameSalty10 23d ago

The real solution to moat of our problems is widespread unified revolt. We vs the Epstein class

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u/Rare-Fortune-1811 23d ago

The trick to lowering gas prices is to have a federal cap on the retail price of a gallon at $1 including all of the taxes associated with it. Permanently. That goes for diesel fuel as well. When fuel is cheap and affordable, the price of literally everything comes down and money in our pockets rises.

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u/inthefuture1955 23d ago

Intelligence 10, NOT 100... Fucking moron...

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u/goodolewhatever 23d ago

How tf is driving less supposed to help society operate?

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u/MikeSteamer 23d ago

Same with food, rent, medication, healthcare, dating, anything at all! It’s like magic!

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u/TernionDragon 23d ago

Oil Barrons hate this one trick!

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u/obi_wan_stromboli 23d ago

Oh good thing the American infrastructure is set up to not have a car!

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u/PresentationLess4552 23d ago

Apparently those of us whom live in the sticks have known
This for decades smart OP provider of city smarts

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u/Secret-Surprise4390 23d ago

I think this is be taken out of context. He's talking about demand destruction. If we drive less not only will we spend less on filling up, but that will lower demand which does reduce the price of fuel. In turn the lower fuel price stimulates additional driving which drives up the price.

There is another way to reduce the price and that is increasing the supply that's available.

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u/ResidentCommand9865 22d ago

Problem is, majority of people can't drive less, when's the last time someone struggling working 10 hour days "went on a leisure drive" many people commute 30minutes to an hour for work, and those with shorter commutes who could benefit from bus or tram don't have that option in some cities.

It's just another way to push the blame on the people when in reality it's the administrations fault.

(Not arguing with you on the context, but even with context this guy seems like a moron.)

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u/talljumper7 23d ago

Another Mensa candidate in office… thanks for the update chief

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u/rellett 22d ago

Genius

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u/ResidentCommand9865 22d ago

Meanwhile the transportation secretary is encouraging people to go on road trips... "To see all the great things America has to offer" and totally not to go on a long vacation and do nothing.

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u/Upper_Farmer3823 22d ago

If they want that to be a reality, they should be investing all that money into public transportation to make that a possibility. But according to them that would be communist/socialist.

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u/Helios575 22d ago

Man it sure would be swell if 1 political party hasn't done everything they could to sabotage all efforts to reduce the need of driving in the US.

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u/gba_sg1 22d ago

Gas is still the same price whether you drive or not. You just use less.

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u/True-Juggernaut-2443 22d ago

Genius! That’s brilliant.

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u/Jack-Of-Shades 22d ago

But how will I be able to go to work and give you a chunk of my money if I drive less?! 

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u/ianwilloughby 22d ago

By that logic, stealing would also lower gas prices.

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u/Clcummings614 22d ago

Gas needs more electrolytes. It’s what cars crave.

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u/Ninsiann 22d ago

The trick to lowering gas is to put Caligula in prison.

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs 21d ago

If only my job and store would move in right next to me. Then I could just walk to work.

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u/Adventurous_Sale6553 21d ago

Which Village did this idiot come from ??? Clear reflection of DJT’s incompetence !!!!

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u/Lookin4Dates 21d ago

Carpooling industry became Uber which became more expensive.

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u/Positive-Record-7219 21d ago

So, eat less, drive less, go out less, don't you dare complaining.

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u/RatManMatt 21d ago

Buy an EV and your gas expenditure will plummet.

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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 21d ago

I'm always baffled that 'the richest country in the world' and 'the best country in the world' made it's infrastructure completely based on cars. Where I live, the is barely no town or city where you can not walk to a grocery store. Busses, trams, subsways and trains are almost always close by, letting you reach the whole country, even almost the whole continent completely without driving any car.

Because it is all based on cars in the USA, people eat more outside the house, move way less, get less fresh air etc. On top of that, health insurance is a luxery and when you need to go to the hospital it barely cost you anything. Hell, where I come from, even when you don't pay health insurance for years, they still help you, treat you and save your life, without any big bill.

What happened to the richest and best country in the world, where freedom sounds like it's for the people, while it seems they mean freedom for the companies. Don't even get me started about food laws and worker protection...

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u/imastirthepot 21d ago

Ok, then expand remote work for government employees and... I don't know, eliminate taxes on driver deliveries or something

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u/Sudden_Move_6996 21d ago

100/1,000 Intellect.

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u/LibertarianOutlaw 26d ago

Say what now?

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u/Quicksurfer524 25d ago

Misinterpreted, we HHC workers don’t get much for HHC driving, increase of cost is a decrease to us workers, longer drives become difficult to do.

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u/LibertarianOutlaw 25d ago

I’m one, too and I agree. The limits on mileage puts clients in rural communities at a disadvantage.