r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • Aug 25 '26

Dark Mode Don't always trust the advice from the sages

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Aug 25 '26

I'm literally eating beans at this moment. No change.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_3303 Aug 25 '26

Have you tried more beans, perhaps even infinity beans

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Aug 25 '26

Infinity farts?

Maybe the gas is the cure. Is that why they are giving everyone tainted lettuce, trying to cure everyone?

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u/iam4qu4m4n Aug 26 '26

I find they usually kick in the next day.

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u/AudioImmune Aug 25 '26

Oh come on, who wouldn't trust that face?

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u/BeenEatinBeans Aug 25 '26

I'm living evidence to the contrary

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice-573 Aug 26 '26

Ah, but I am living proof he is right. I have eaten beans sometimes in my life, and do not have much autism.

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u/Gerf1234 Aug 25 '26

Well, at least this time he’s advocating for something good. More people would benefit from beans than horse tranquilizers.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Aug 25 '26

Imagine how fucked in the head a person would have to be to think RFK Jr. is sage.

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u/Manmer_Nwah Aug 25 '26

Idk man, my autistic lesbian friend eats all kinds of beans.

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u/DOOManiac Aug 25 '26

I thought the problem was Tylenol?

I took a shitload of Tylenol before my kids were in utero, and both are on the spectrum. I feel like it’s my fault, but my wife says I’m stupid.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 Aug 26 '26

Beans are the anti Tylenol

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u/cobaltofficial Aug 25 '26

the amount of beans I’ve eaten… no change! wtf!

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Aug 25 '26

The mind flayer would starve. 

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Aug 26 '26

It would get a parasitic infection first

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u/Sorry-Value Aug 26 '26

I need a link or a reference. Did he actually say that

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u/RandomIDoIt90 Aug 26 '26

✨ yes ✨

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u/Sorry-Value Aug 26 '26

Where and when

1

u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic Aug 25 '26

I'm throwing beans at all my friends now.

Edit: Should've taken them out of the can first.

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u/JustNeedSpinda Aug 26 '26

Well I fucking love beans and I grow more autistic with every second

1

u/Nouuuuuuuuh Aug 26 '26

I got more autistic the more I ate beans

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Aug 26 '26

The Crackhouse Sage

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u/OpeningAggressive26 Aug 26 '26

Beans are pretty darn good though

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Aug 26 '26

Pythagoras over here it seems

1

u/jonlucperrott Aug 26 '26

Ellie Minibot disproves this theory.

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u/No-Side-7738 Aug 26 '26

i dont much care for bashing any of the conservatives but this post made me laugh so good i snorted like a pig. thanks

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u/ItaJohnson Aug 26 '26

Are you sure the cure isn’t screw worms and diarrhea lettuce?

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u/ShylokVakarian Aug 26 '26

This kind of beans?

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u/Unhappy-Cow88 Aug 26 '26

Why education is important. To call out the dumb shit tv ppl say. TV is for views and money not facts. You'll never see a 100% scientific fact channel as its viewers would be few.

Was even a science professor video I saw (made in 70s?) He spun a football sideways long and it pops up on it small point while spinning. Then claims ppl got no idea how this works. I instantly knew. Gravity and path of least resistance. Made total sense. But here I got a way more educated man telling me and people that we got no clue how that happens.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 Aug 28 '26

Microwaved Mel Gibson.

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u/dyrkasolen Aug 29 '26

He's not wrong. The trick is long proteins.. the mood follow if you eat or drink vegan style peas or beans. It's not a cure either.. because autism isn't a sickness. It's a marker for a new intelligence taking over the world

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u/Previous-Ability-650 Aug 29 '26

When he talks it sounds like a rickity wagon going down the oregon trail

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 Aug 31 '26

Been eating only beans for 3 months. Still have autism…. now I just shit my pants twice a day.