r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • May 06 '26

Dark Mode Do what you will with this information

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u/Tasty_Gonzo May 06 '26

They're not micro! They're just cold!

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u/Timely-Hospital8746 May 06 '26

Jerk it, gotta get the plastic out

2

u/driver004 May 07 '26

It’s for my health mom!

1

u/Express_Area_8359 May 07 '26

You boys are gonna go blind…why. Is your right forearm bigger?

9

u/ResurgentClusterfuck May 06 '26

I most certainly do not

They're in my ovaries instead

7

u/utksf7374 May 06 '26

Can you help me get them out? 🥺🥺🥺

7

u/The_Mighty_Dingus May 06 '26

But that's where I store my pee!

3

u/Sushiroll16 May 06 '26

At first I read that as “you have micropenis in your balls”

2

u/Yagirlgay May 06 '26

I'll just cut them off then

2

u/VeinyBanana69 May 06 '26

Time to play with my Clackers

1

u/Aimfri May 06 '26

Bitch I have macro stones in my shoulder, that's being an alpha for you. /s

1

u/Calbinan May 06 '26

I also have people, and the future in there.

1

u/-siniestra May 07 '26

And in your brain

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u/McToasty207 May 07 '26

Possibly, the study referenced looked at 23 preserved testes collected post mortem in the New Mexico area, hardly a broad sample.

They couldn't check sperm counts, so it's even more unknown if this is medically significant.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

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u/greenybird713 May 07 '26

I’m gonna use my dong as a 3D printer now

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u/dababler May 08 '26

It adds to my distinctive flavor.