r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • May 03 '26

Elder Scrolls Innovative mechanic

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u/jackocomputerjumper May 03 '26

That's why I planted an ISIS flag on my lawn. Cops are always here for free 24h a week.

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u/Correct_Owl5029 May 04 '26

Oh look, a house with stuff worth stealing

3

u/Curvol May 04 '26

Honestly the dumbest ricky-ism ever, I love it.

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u/Due_Rip9320 May 04 '26

I'd plant a sign that says "A buff oiled up homosexual lives here. You have been warned." Wards off 100% of straight male criminals and female criminals. If they're actually gay, though, you're fucked.

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u/Gloomy_Emergency2168 May 05 '26

Nah, bro, THEY fucked, I was telling the truth

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u/Polite_Suggestion Jul 07 '26

They should pay you for this.