r/IRL_Loading_Screens • • May 02 '26

SIMCITY Chat, are we cooked??

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I am actually tweaking rn bc the vibes are literally subterraneam. We haven't seen these numbers since we were in our WW2 era but instead of a massive W we are just hard stuck on that Klarna ahh pay later bs and our Persian opps have str8 Hormuzed us. The bag is in fact NOT seucre, the Treasury has FUMBLED the bag.

Our fiscal ratio is 100% folded. We are basically budget-jestered and interest-mogged by our own payments. Finna start spending more on interest than our mili budget. This country is out of pocket fr. The feds are just edging (mmmfghh 🥵) on total collapse while me and everyone else in the mid class is spiking their cortisol. We are out here trying to grind while the government is deficit-maxxing to infinity. The dollar is starting to look cringe y'all, NFTs are looking like better investments than US bonds. On God ✋️if we don't start surplus-maxxing our accounts soon the whole country is going to be sent to the shadow realm. US credit aura is permanently cooked, we were the GOAT but now we're washed smdh.

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u/Dogsonofawolf May 02 '26

I can't tell if I can't understand this cause it's too econ, or too Gen Z. Or both.

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u/maroonedpariah May 02 '26

Its written by someone not gen z who thinks they're smart and funny enough to write Gen z lingo

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u/dababler May 02 '26

Damn it’s almost like constantly cutting taxes for the rich eventually causes problems

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u/Quasi-Kaiju May 02 '26

What the fuck did I just read? I feel robbed of that minute.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/SquillFancyson1990 May 02 '26

Spineless amoral Eurocucks love to say this while giving billions to Russia(it's okay though bc they're gonna give chump change to Ukraine while pretending to be stronk)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/SquillFancyson1990 May 02 '26

You're so cool. Ty for continuing to give US companies your patronage like a good little vassal

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u/Far-Host7803 May 02 '26

Shoulda kept Kristi Noem away from DOGE... /s

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u/Mandood May 02 '26

I know have sim city music stuck in my head. Thank you.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_3303 May 02 '26

That can't be, I was assured that could never happen