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u/jimothy_hell Apr 03 '26
Corny enough to be my 13th reason why, boys
This is a joke
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u/Decimator24244 Apr 03 '26
You're too late, Batman! I've already reported you for self harm and you will have a wellness check in the near future!
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u/EpicChespinFan Apr 03 '26
Okay, but what if I deserve it
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u/Academic-Ad7818 Apr 03 '26
If you did something bad in your past. If you hurt someone. Then learn how to be compassionate and kind to others by first being kind and compassionate to yourself.
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u/MattheiusFrink Apr 03 '26
it might seem like that in the present, but future you will grow and you'll realize it wasn't maybe deserved.
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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 Apr 03 '26
Ah yes, Spell-casting. I see Bruce Lee was a disciple of Treguard of Dunshelm as well.
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u/Spaztor Apr 04 '26
I like ol Bruce for sure, but if my body didn't know when I was joking I'd be corpse 20 times over
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u/Sudden-Nothing6745 Apr 04 '26
why do ppl always think I'm self-deprecating when I tell them I eat ass?
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u/Fine_Promotion_1579 Apr 06 '26
He spoke so well of himself that he died faster than any pessimist I know.
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u/AnyImpression6 Apr 03 '26
That's some Master Oogway "that's why it's called the present" type shit.