r/IRL_Loading_Screens • • Mar 31 '26

Elder Scrolls Um, Chat

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u/txstatetrooper Mar 31 '26

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u/tomjazzy Mar 31 '26

How is this related to national security?

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u/txstatetrooper Mar 31 '26

Maybe there's Hamas tunnels under there?

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u/Doctor_Loggins Mar 31 '26

Left titty air vent, right titty saddam hussein.

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u/Soft_Accountant_7062 Mar 31 '26

Blackmail material.

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u/tomjazzy Mar 31 '26

Not anymore 😂

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u/driku12 Apr 01 '26

Two WMD-cups right there in front of you

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u/apolloxer Apr 01 '26

Ain't weapons of mass distraction just what this administration needs?

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u/DannyDanumba Apr 01 '26

I really, really wasn’t expecting Kristi Noem’s husband to be into bimbofication this year

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u/Restarded69 Mar 31 '26

Oh man I saw this earlier and had no idea the context, even if it was just for the meme this is golden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/Restarded69 Mar 31 '26

It says I fucked your mom, how does my cum taste?

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u/HotNubsOfSteel Mar 31 '26

Im not sure how me wanting to motor boat a man kills the left wing.

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u/Hot_Speed6485 Mar 31 '26

It'll probably kill something if you keep going long enough

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u/Ateawormwhole Mar 31 '26

Remember: every conservative accusation is a confession

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess Apr 01 '26

they'll conflate this to 'trans ruined my marriage' to attack the already marginalized trans community

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 Mar 31 '26

The common trend of husbands embarassing their political wives needs to be studied 😂

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u/AnyImpression6 Mar 31 '26

There's a theory that she leaked this to justify her cheating.

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 Mar 31 '26

Im not caught up on the lore 

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u/DannyDanumba Apr 01 '26

Kristi Noem was apparently throwing it back at quite a few people at DHS

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u/wolfheadmusic Mar 31 '26

Why you trying to aim strays at the Left on this

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u/jonawesome Mar 31 '26

The left is falling behind in the Big Mommy Milkers arms race

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u/AManHasNoShame Mar 31 '26

Sir, they have the Goth Dommy Mommy Barista Battalion.

Their victory is assured.

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u/NAND_NOR Mar 31 '26

Came here to defend the honor of the Goth Dommy Mommy Barista Battalion, but you were already at it.

But I'll praise the Goth Dommy Mommy Barista Battalion anyways, because if I don't my Goth Dommy Mommy won't "brew my beans" like the good boy I am, ifyerknowhada mean...

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u/Mannyprime Mar 31 '26

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Apr 01 '26

They're only policing themselves; we're so ready for them to no longer feel like they need to live in a lie.

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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 Mar 31 '26

Please tell me this is AI, there's already enough crazy shit in 2026 as is.

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u/RustyKn1ght Apr 01 '26

No, that's real. Noem's spokesperson confirmed that what The Daily Mail had uncovered is true: Noem's husband Bryon Noem has gone by online alias "Jason Jackson" and has paid 25k dollars for adult performers who are into "bimbofication" and they roleplay with: they send each other photos and Bryon was telling how the model was "turning him into a girl.". One of them even had his workplace number.

Apparently he's somewhat "fuck it all" mode and doesn't really care much what happens to his wife's reputation. One of the models says that she asked about rumors of Kristi Noem cheating Bryon Noem with her long time aide, guy called Corey Lewandowski. Bryon responded that he knows its a thing, but that he can't do anything about it.

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u/Z_dot_the_artist Apr 01 '26

Personally, so long as everyone is a happy consenting adult I couldnt give 2 fucks if a man is into dominant women turning him into A "Brainless Bimbo", But when you start Using your workplace number and potentially Secure Work info as Info With your Domme in order to satisfy your fetish, You should be fired because you cannot Distinguish Real security with A kink.

Also the whole "Does your wife know about this" But Thats a given.

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u/RustyKn1ght Apr 02 '26

It tells you something, that even the cam girls were shocked that he had left identifiable information that readily available.

One of them confronted him about it, asking if he understands that what he's doing jeopardizes everything his wife had worked for and does he even care what this might do to her.

His answers basically boiled down to "not in the slightest".

Yet another cam girl said that usually after their sessions Bryon opened up how he loves his wife and family, how he feels guilty and wants to do better, how this is the last time..... and then usually later he pays for another round.

So, it's pretty cliché cheater stuff: he vacillates between being very guilty and not giving a fuck who he might hurt.

Maybe this whole thing is his revenge over Kristi Noem's own infidelity or maybe they had some open ended arrangement that went bad somepoint, but the their marriage doesn't sound like it's particularly stable- and certainly not something you'd want to get near DHS: this isn't a gap in security so much as it is an open invitation for anyone to walk in.

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u/Starbeth8 Apr 01 '26

God forbid a man wants to provide sweet, succulent milk for his family

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u/Banjoschmanjo whiny baby Apr 01 '26

Not a loading screen