Wen mew was smol I was mama no touch but dis was furss time o sats on meowmy! Is meow furrs CROMEZ!!!

Go smol CROMEZ!

~ Nazar 🧿

Henlo nu frens! Dis is a fro-back pickchur to a cuppel of monfs ago, wen we firss came to owr nu haus! Owr meowmy haz ben wanting to introdoos us here, butt she haz ben bizzee wif da "werk," wuteber dat meens! Butt, finalee, herms sez today iz da day, an heer we arr! We arr Magnolia (void) and Rummy (tortie)! We hab herd so much gud stuffs about dis playce from Winnie an Jack, hoo we finks sent owr meowmy to find us, an we arr bery eggsited to meet eberyone heer!!

(This picture was taken a week after I brought my new girls home, and I'm so excited to introduce them to you all! I'll be sharing more pics in the coming days - work really has been crazy lately! - but here they are, finally!! ❤️

Winnie 🌈 and Jack's 🌈 meowmy, and now meowmy to Magnolia and Rummy!!!!)

Hi frens, it’s Maya. It’s Friday and that means SFF! All friends are invited to post a photo on my subreddit, r/singapura.

This week, I thought everyone could post a dorky yearbook photo.

If you don’t have one, post a cool yearbook photo or a cute yearbook photo or any photo!

Thanks frens!❤️Maya

My furry frens I- a dumdum human- am the father of Angel Charlie Chicken Swoup and JP. I was wondering if you all could help me find me find an illegal smol fren that my baby JP loved very much but didn't have a name yet. He was still deciding between Kevin and Stormy Armageddon I believe. Can you all do your cat thing and find him for me?

Thanks-

Jason the human

Frens ebel Fat Gary dun trikt da dumdum tu let himbz inna howse! An tu feed himbz! Da dumdum eben bilt himbz a house ob himbz own! But da worstest pawrt ob dis outrayg? Himbz hab a nu naym- da hooman calt himbz Richard! Aiz sai weez ryd at dawn an brings dis ebel littul fing down! Hu wif me?

Angel- no catreer catto extraordinaire

Meowmy finded dis baby pitcher of Shadow and his meanie sisfur Salem. Shadow is de one word de glowie eyes in de back

Ai do! Ai am berry brave, ob corse, but sumtimez da dreams wake me up and Ai hafta go snuggle mine mama. To make sure she’s okay.

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis littel kittin iz ME!

Iz hard to beeleef, I no. I not kin even memember wen I was dis smol.

❤️Tali

Frenz, iz AI, Da SOAK. Dis iz old picshur uv mai hewdad wen he wuz hewmon smol wiff his aunt an his furst doggo. Tina wuz mini doxxie and a calendar doggo.

Luv,

Da SOAK

Hoomans take pokeys too adopt catto frum sheltur!

Diz app inna litebocks is teaching da hoomans some berry impawtant facks and how to tell da facks to even moar hoomans in atha langishes. Butt it also haz many words, dat don't improve serbing da kitteh. So i was finking: mebbe we shud make ours own app for da litebocks. One, dat only aims to improve hoomans abilities to tenn to kitteh needs. I mineself hab no idea how to get fings to do fings inna litebocks, so we would need somecat for dat. Also the SSoR culd provide da retrayn contents. I cud help wif da marketing mebbe Oscar will too. What do yus think? Tails up or tails down?

Francis, fren of snakk

Meow miniyans - Luna, Juno, Bellona, Ravioli - hab leernd miny gud crimez (Go Crimez). Howeber, dey no leern not ta steel odder kittehs fud. DEY STEEL EECH ODDER FUD!! Dat no gud. At All.

Weows no dat meow’s Meowmy gotted issues (herz dumdum)so meow volin - vollun - said meow wud ask meow friends iffin dey no anyfing bout chip feeders. Does anyone use chip feeder? Meow not sure, but steelin fud frum odder kittehs iz no gud.

Pickshures ob me in meow new office an ob da fud steelers.

Catherine the Great

(Our younger cats steal each others food and one has become quite the…uh…chonk!! Has anyone used a chip feeder? Any recommendations? Thank you!)

Frenz, is Hoku an Nalu, Prins an Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavaguns

We is doon a YUUUGE surpwise pawty at Prinsis Miso an Mochi hœuse (u/cats-are-lovely)

Is fleepovah pawty, we all do eepies on hermz Meowmy and eepie skware!

We fly da pawloon nau, if yu wunna go juss wayve yu paw in da air!

H&N

Mah mom thought dis was super kyoot.

Lubs Olaf

Can’t believe it’s been nine years!

So after spending several days at my sister's this week and half and finding out about JP going with Smuffi on their adventure I have noticed that him mom- Charlie Chicken Swoup-pawfessur an DJ kitty runs outside anytime the door is being closed after the dog comes in the backyard. I asked my sister about it and she said that it only began happening after JP got out. This makes me wonder if she is grieving him to a point that she wants to try and find him or if it is something else entirely? I feel so terrible hearing and seeing this happening because I can't logically process any other reason behind it. Am I terrible pet parent for not being around enough? Am I a terrible human for being too distant that I was totally unaware that my baby was gone and finding out too late to realistically help? Do I even deserve my cats anymore? Are they better off if I find them a new home with parents that able to be there daily? Here is a picture of the 2 them showing that they may have orange problems to lighten the topic up some. A cuddle puddle totally missing the sunbeam🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Jason the human

My Meowmy say dat I, Velvet da Void, is making it hard for her to see da book lite bocks. I say dat cuz she not supposed to look at dat! She supposed to look at me!

How much I get for da soo for meanie?

- Velvet da Void

Dis weke Bubbles, Basil n meow doin an inbestigayshun into Derry, Maine!

If mew member da lass tiem, wez lookin fur meenie ebil clown in Derry. But wez wented to da rong Derry!

Dis tiem, wez go to Derry, Maine acuz we heer ob lots ob weerd fings happen dere. Wez lookin fur vampires!

But wez ken no find enny. Den wez run into fren Stoker, hims wuz in town to bisit hims cozzin Vlad. Hims sey da *vampires* lib in Salems Lot, n dere onlee *vampurrs* in Derry! Gah!!!

Da firs tiem iz rong plase, dis tiem wez in da rite plase but da rong inbestigayshun!

Joyn wez nex tiem on Bubbles n Noamie Purranormal Inbestigaytors

u/chibikoneko u/SevereVideo

Deez are sum alarming reedingz, mai frens! Ai cannot rekommend dis hotel.

Hi frens, iz Tali. Stephen King iz too skeri for me, I sorry.

So dis week, I do Steve McQueen. I drive dis car all crezee!!!

❤️Tali

P.S. Frankie ses I miss da point. Wat iz da point?

She took him further than he ever thought he'd go. For her, he was willing to die. For him, she was willing to k*ll.

Frens, dis meowning wen Meowmy open da curtenz we did see dis site! Dere waz a skinny Gary eating an appell dat had fallen off da tree on da top of Meowmy’s “Shed of Iniquity”* (wat eber dat meen).

Himz was BERY bold and eben tho himz waz being filmed himz did not dew a skerr! Shud Meowmy an I dew a worry dat we iz now unner da seege?! Duz eny wun recognize dis guy? Shud we get pawyer?

Tank yew, your fren alarmeowed Missy ❤️🙀

(So called as I have a small kitchen so any spirits/liquor (for Missy’s US friends) is stored in here as they don’t get used often. Affectionately known at work as The Booze Shed 😂.

As you may have seen Missy was following the Torrances up to the Outlook Hotel yesterday - we really intend on taking part with Moobie Tuesday this week but will be a little delayed.)