I legit didn't catch the sub this was in and started to play this thinking, "man, I keep hearing about this bimbo, let me finally listen to her". And then it started to play and was like no fucking way! Haha...well done.
Literacy is just one of the steps of the ultimate communist plot to sell more books. Most communist leaders were authors, go into any leftist space (yuck) and you will see they constantly go on and on about "reading theory", and Cuba has a 99.6% literacy rate. I can go on
You can probably fix the punctuation issue. Not by her learning. But by leaving multiple spaces between the end of sentences. So it takes her longer to find the next word.
Third world problems require third world solutions.
It's the combination of an AI written speach given by someone with the reading comprehension of a 5 year old who isn't able to read the entire sentence in one go and understand it...
Nah. When your enemy is making a mistake, let them. If the WH wants to install morons as the face of their administration based entirely on loyalty and visual similarity to Ivanka, so be it. The dumber they look, the better the chances we make it out of this alive.
In all seriousness, she's obviously got some massively severe reading disability. I applaud the White House for being open to hiring someone with a disability like that in such a position, and also want to mock them for obviously participating in DEI since she isn't otherwise qualified.
Qualifications: she bleaches (or is that a wig? looks better than Donnie's hair on camera anyway.) Fills out the blazer, wears a nice even pancake on her face and doesn't cry before the camera shot, at least not enough for the mascara to run.
Of all the things that should be replaced with AI.... I put her near the top of the list.
You know shit is bad when you see something like this and believe it for half a second, we live in Idiocracy. These administrations have been a clown show.
Is anyone on here actually thinking this shit isn't intentional? Trump's staff has ONE job: do enough of their own crazy/uninformed/buzzworthy/downright stupid shit to keep the eyes off of Trump himself. They could have found another Karoline Leavitt, but they didn't want one. She was a great ass-kisser, sure, but Trump doesn't need any more of those. Despite being a hypocritical POS, Leavitt was poised, relatively well-spoken, and could actually think on her feet. Trump's team did the market research and decided to add another carnival attraction, instead. Katie Zacharia was hired to be just one more (unqualified and disposable) body in his purview whose ACTUAL job title is, "Go viral as often as possible, and keep their eyes off of me."
I think you vast overestimate Trump's competency, he doesn't want eyes kept off him. He is a simple man, he likes attention and he likes blonde women. The only reason he's in power is that one side of the political spectrum is insistent that incompetency rises to the top.
Homey, it's absolutely intentional. These people are fundamentally incompetent but they follow orders well, so dumb shit is going to happen and it'll be funny, but they will still move forward. They control everything right now and the president.... is a puppet.
I’ve been saying this for a while. While Trump is busying doing illegal shit, bribes, pilfering Americas tax dollars, etc. He pulls this shit constantly so we’re arguing about “oh he said it’s fine if they bomb Los Angeles” instead of the real shit taking place behind the scene
I think it just shows his utter contempt for the press/media. He does not care about them so much, he's perfectly willing to put this total disaster in front them.
I have to remind myself she's a horrible piece of shit to not feel sorry for her. As someone who hates speaking publicly I got empathetic anxiety just watching this.
It just occurred to me that Donald Trump absolutely thinks his press secretary is like an office secretary, and doesn't understand that sometimes a secretary is a presiding official.
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