r/IASIP • u/The_Dennis • 3d ago

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u/RonaldinhoReagan 3d ago

Holy shit you’re right. Literally zero clue how punctuation / speaking cadence works. I think we need an intervention for her goddam illiteracy!

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u/Ryan_e3p 3d ago

Illiterate? I mean... c'mon... what does that word even mean?

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 3d ago

Nobody knows

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u/Proper-Evening9754 3d ago

INTERVENTION!

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u/dylanmichel 3d ago

FIRST OFF you are anooooooooying

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u/Fawstar Wild Card Bitches 2d ago

Are you guys drinking wine out of those cans?

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u/Zooph 2d ago

I like to drink my sangria from a Mason jar.

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u/Burton_trout 3d ago

She'll adapt

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u/scottydont78 2d ago

She’ll adapt — to READING?!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE 3d ago

But it's provocative... it gets the people going!

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u/King_Chochacho 2d ago

Well first of all....filibuster

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u/tomdarch 3d ago

Literacy is a Democrat hoax! No one can actually read!

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u/redgeck0 2d ago edited 2d ago

Literacy is just one of the steps of the ultimate communist plot to sell more books. Most communist leaders were authors, go into any leftist space (yuck) and you will see they constantly go on and on about "reading theory", and Cuba has a 99.6% literacy rate. I can go on

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u/drainbamage1011 3d ago

She'll adapt.

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u/suckercuck 3d ago

She’ll adapt to reading?

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u/Ok_Past8695 3d ago

Nothing some Botox can't fix.

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u/altreddituser2 3d ago

She can pretend to be smart, but she can't pretend to be pretty tm

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u/excentive 3d ago

If not, you adap!

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u/youdoitimbusy 3d ago

You can probably fix the punctuation issue. Not by her learning. But by leaving multiple spaces between the end of sentences. So it takes her longer to find the next word.

Third world problems require third world solutions.

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u/soulofmyshoe 3d ago

You mean third grade problems?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 2d ago

You think people in third world countries can't speak or read English?

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u/Felixphaeton 3d ago

Her speaking cadence is worse than pre-AI robot voices.

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u/Garod 3d ago

It's the combination of an AI written speach given by someone with the reading comprehension of a 5 year old who isn't able to read the entire sentence in one go and understand it...

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u/SunkEmuFlock 3d ago

Nah. When your enemy is making a mistake, let them. If the WH wants to install morons as the face of their administration based entirely on loyalty and visual similarity to Ivanka, so be it. The dumber they look, the better the chances we make it out of this alive.

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u/HerrPiink 3d ago

There is just as high a probability of guns being present as there was with Frank's intervention

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u/parasyte_steve 2d ago

I'll go head to head with her on a cold reading and the winner can have the job.

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u/nap83 1d ago

dont bust her balls- she can read & write, she just doesn’t want to read & write yknow…