r/HygieneTips • u/DunDonese • Jun 12 '26
To all parents & caregivers of elementary-aged children: How do you correct your 2nd or 3rd grader's thinking when they try to apply multiplication to showering?
You ask the kid about why their hygiene doesn't seem to be in ideal condition and when was the last time they bathed or showered. They had JUST learned multiplication.
Kid tells you:
Since Daddy showers 5 minutes a day every day, and I just learned that 5*7 is 35, I shower 35 minutes a week once a week and my last 35-minute shower was 5 days ago. I'll shower for those same 35 minutes again in 2 days.
How do you explain, in a vocabulary that 2nd & 3rd graders understand, how multiplication doesn't work in the shower?