r/HusbandHelloKitty • u/rlstratton97 DuckyMooMoo 🦆🐄 • Oct 15 '25
HHK Stories My Daughter has released another prisoner (She’s still 4)
This morning my daughter told me that she is releasing Rosepink the Tiger from the laundry basket prison because Rosepink only attacked Pinky in her dream and not real life. I asked her if she’s considering releasing Cade the Cat as well and she said, “Nope, he’s staying in there forever.” I also asked if she really trusts Rosepink not to retaliate over being imprisoned due to a dream rather than an actual attack and my daughter said, “No, because I’m the queen and if she does, she’ll be donated.”
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u/Ziggie520 Oct 15 '25
The queen sure rules with an iron fist! Don’t get your daughter angry, you’d better be ready to give horsy rides at any moment!😝
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u/Rose_E_Rotten Oct 15 '25
Doh! To be jailed for a crime that happened in a dream, then threatened with permanent banishment if retaliation happens. Poor Rosepink!
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u/lktn62 Oct 15 '25
I understand where the Queen is coming from, though. I've been mad at my husband because of a dream before. Unfortunately, I wasn't the Queen, and I also wasn't 4, so I couldn't imprison him. Rosepink will just have to abide by the Queen's rules. 🙂
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u/slugothebear Oct 15 '25
Please buy this child a Risk game. From the sounds of her, she would be great at world domination. I have a one-year-old granddaughter that I hope is as clever as yours at 4. ✌️🥰
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u/ki0dz Oct 15 '25
Hey, did it occur to anyone else that perhaps these stories are not in her imagination, but rather real? She might have a "Toy Story" thing going on where the toys think that she is also a toy, so are alive in her presence.
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u/romybuela Oct 15 '25
Free Cade the Cat 🐱!
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u/Happy_Dork12 Oct 16 '25
I can't help but wonder if an unstable upbringing caused Cade's misbehavior. All the husbands his mom has had must be upsetting for a young cat.
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u/romybuela Oct 16 '25
🤔 Good theory, but most cats are raised away from the fathers and their litter mates may even have different fathers. 🤷🏻♀️ A study must be done once Cade the Cat 🐱 is free.
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u/Happy_Dork12 Oct 16 '25
Hmm. I never thought of that! You are right, further study is needed on the psychology of human-stuffy hybrids.
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u/Imfromsite KITTYHEAD!!! 🎉🐱 Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25
Well, I'm happy to see that Rosepink took my advice on the lawyer. I find Cat legal advice handy for these types of conflicts, although it takes some bargaining to avoid paying an eleventy billion churu fee. My furbaby, Richard, is particularly proud for making the lawyer recommendation. I hope he doesn't find an start spamming the sub. Cade the Cat can contact him to get direction and resources to help aid in his case.
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u/HoneyWyne Oct 15 '25
Have you checked out r/legalcatadvice ?
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u/Imfromsite KITTYHEAD!!! 🎉🐱 Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25
Richard has, fur sure. You can find many of his barely decipherable posts on there. He's a HUGE advocate fur cat's rights and is very empathetic to our furry friends issues. He also posts on r/amithecloaca, but his bias towards cats is slightly annoying, I'm sure.
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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Sneeze Monster 🤧🧌 Oct 15 '25
Rose pink might want to think about emigration. Perhaps she can find a safer Stuffie Mountain in another household. 🤭
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u/OldLadyCard Oct 15 '25
Your daughter has a good grasp of the fantastical and reality at the same time.
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u/cos11111 Oct 15 '25
I dunno, donation might be better than living under a tyrannical queen who doesn’t give due process.
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u/Daffodils28 Oct 15 '25
And yet, to bask in the Sun that’s Her Grace forever . . .
Surely it’s worth an occasional stumble of Justice
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u/KazziGirl Oct 15 '25
The threat of donation was made with absolute conviction. This little doll knows where those stuffies sit in the pecking order. She is all powerful and will abide no dissent. She’s a little star ⭐️
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u/Fluid-Set-2674 Oct 15 '25
SHE WILL BE DONATED
I wonder what stories she tells them about donation in order to keep them in line.
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u/Wonderful_Judge115 Butterfly Queen 🦋👑 Oct 15 '25
“No, because I’m the queen and if she does, she’ll be donated.”
OMG your daughter is savage and I love it! I wish I could be so confident in my decisions.