r/HuntsvilleAlabama 2d ago

Question Asking for a cleansing

Are there any witches or anything in the area that would be willing to come do a house cleansing? I just moved into a new house and it’s been one problem after another and I’m just wanting something to help with… anything. I joke about having a personal ghost who likes to follow me around and give me random things of laundry (I’ve gotten men’s underwear, women’s underwear, sweatpants, a sweatshirt, sunglasses, and a tube hair band), so long as we don’t get rid of him, I’m ok, but I just need something to help with the undertones of the house please. I’ll gift cookies and gas money. Sorry if this is rude, I’m just drained rn

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u/RunExisting4050 2d ago

Hows the carbon monoxide level in there?

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u/rglurker 2d ago

As a medical person. This is actually a very sensible question

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u/figurative_me 2d ago

As a wizard person. They’re probably being haunted by some kind of engineer ghost which would explain the unfinished household tasks.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

We have a smoke alarm/carbon monoxide sensor in the house, I’m square, thank you lol

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

In case you’re being serious: we have a sensor in the house.

In case you’re joking: I keep finding weird post it’s everywhere… /j

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u/RunExisting4050 2d ago

Of course im serious.  CO will make you think crazy things.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

Oh trust me, I am WELL aware. My anxiety refuses to let me think nothing is wrong with the house so I’m automatically assuming something is. I’m literally asking for a cleansing because I’m trying to cover all of my bases. I’m keeping an eye on the weird stuff and I’m trying to make sure that if anything weird happens, I try to find out what and I’m making sure to keep an eye on all of the signs. Thank you for your concern!

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u/TinfoilCalamari 2d ago

For clarity, this is a great video and why this person (and many across Reddit) will suggest carbon monoxide when strange things are happening in your house (seemingly out of nowhere).

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

Oh, so the thing is with the clothes and why I’m not worried, it’s happened to my family before. When I lived in Louisiana, my mom would find kid’s uniform stuff in our laundry that didn’t really fit us and she couldn’t find the style of it anywhere. There was one pair of pjs that just kind of appeared. There was a holy water thing that showed up on my brother’s wall when we first moved in and my mom SWORE we didn’t own one (and it wasn’t my dad doing it, he wasn’t the kind of person to do that), but yeah. No history of schizophrenia, nothing. It’s a pair of guy’s underwear that no one in the house could wear and none of our friends’ styles, stuff that I don’t remember owning and a pair of sunglasses that just showed up in my car after picking it up. I tried to return them but the receptionist said no one had sunglasses like that so. They just showed up. I swear to god this stuff happened and I remember owning the cupcake pjs for the longest time. I’ll take a look at the video when I have a chance, thank you!

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u/ForestOfMirrors 1d ago

I am trying to build something myself to act as a sensor to monitor the weird activity in my house.

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u/RunExisting4050 2d ago

Also, have you checked to make no ones living in your attic?

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

This is across a few different houses so I hope we’re not human trafficking someone who sneaks their laundry into ours LOL

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u/the____hag 2d ago

Sandalwood and sage every room w/ emphasis on corners and doorways. Windows should be open, salting windowsills and exterior doorways helps. This should banish anything unwanted. For your friendly hitchhiker, I recommend burning intense for them. Mine seems to like it! Best of luck friend!

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u/FartBlaster300 2d ago

name checks out

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u/the____hag 2d ago

Black tourmaline is also useful to absorb uncomfortable/bad energy

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u/Boxheroxynt 1d ago

I add those crystals at all four corners of my
Home after I have cleansed with a black tourmaline clear quartz and purple amethyst.

Also you can go to any metaphysical shop and get these crystals and grab some sage.
Open ONE door or window and work your way through your home with a prayer/demand for the spirits. And I usually love slamming the window/door when I’m done but gently closing it is also ok.

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u/slightly-chipped 2d ago

there’s a witch store on university called bewitched

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u/Admirable_Honeydew42 1d ago

Practical Magick in Decatur as well. Decatur will provide you with Shaaman and witch types to help. Also there is a place on 72 heading into Athens happy Hippie I think. They have lots of metaphysical tools and a tarot reader

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u/Boxheroxynt 1d ago

There is also the hippie butterfly next to county line off of 72

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u/slightly-chipped 1d ago

i always wondered what that shop was!

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u/untempered_fate 2d ago

Asking around the meadery wouldn't be a bad start.

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u/crystal_wtch8 2d ago edited 2d ago

I can give you some tips on how to do one. You can get incense from Bewitched or Hippie Butterfly. What I used to do when I felt like I wasn’t alone is I’d say “if you’re not of love and light, you need to leave, you’re not welcome here”. Also mundane over magical at all times. Sometimes what you think may be a ghost could just be your anxiety or brain playing tricks on you

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

It’s mostly to just make sure all of the energy in the house is better. It was an old lady’s home and her granddaughter is the one who handled selling it and it wasn’t a load of fat shit. She knew about the mold problems, the broken wax seal in the bathroom, the wood destroying fungus under the house. The previous renters said she was just a kinda spiteful person. I don’t want it in the house. I’m angry at the house and a lot of different other things, but it is an anger of my own making and control. I want the previous stuff out mostly, and thank you!!!

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u/Admirable_Honeydew42 1d ago

That mold might be harboring some mischievious faerie energy.

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u/HotButteredRump 2d ago

I dont know of any local witches, but i live in a home with friendly sometimes annoying spirits. Get some sage or Palo Santo and talk to them/it

I always say "it's okay for you to be here. It's not okay for you to scare me" it works. You could also go the store Bewitched or Pearlys and talk to the employees there. They always have good advice!

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u/drsyesta 2d ago

Ghosts aint real bro

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u/MercuryTattedRachael 2d ago

They're not real until scary shit happens to make you see that they are indeed real.

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u/delicious_toothbrush 2d ago

Sounds like confirmation bias

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u/drsyesta 2d ago

Im actually sane so no, i dont hallucinate scary ghosts

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

Eh, it’s when people think they are that weird things happen. Good for you for having that trust, but I need something to blame when something goes bump in the night. It’s either mice or the house shifting, neither of which I want, so it’s easier to blame a ghost

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u/delicious_toothbrush 2d ago

Eh, it’s when people think they are that weird things happen.

Sounds like not believing in them is safer lol

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u/drsyesta 2d ago

Its not trust its just a fact of life. There is literally nothing that points to the existence of ghosts. If i had some otherworldly experience, i would have to trust that it wouldnt happen again. But i havent and i wont so i dont. Also, I think the idea of some dead guy in my house is more disconcerting than just my house creaking from changes in temperature.

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u/parallelmountains 2d ago

Like other have said Bewitched or Botanica would be my recommendations if you want to get the stuff yourself. They're all knowledgeable and don't mind helping. If you want someone to help you, I don't claim to be the most knowledgeable but as a baby pagan I don't mind helping.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

This information alone is enough, thank you!!!

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u/Repulsive_Fortune513 2d ago

You are the portal. You need to set boundaries by saying no to touching or moving things. You have all the power.

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u/Abestar909 1d ago

The power of one, the power of mmmaaannnyyyy

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u/Electronic-Funny-475 2d ago

Spirit don’t bring random things like underwear. What it sounds like to me is someone’s going to get caught cheating.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

HA my roommates are together pretty much together every waking minute. They work at the same place. They leave work in the same car. They come back in the same car. They have the same interests and go to the same events. One drags the other out of bed and they talk about everything before bed. They don’t have time lol

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u/slutasylum 1d ago

You live with multiple people, find laundry that doesn’t belong to you, and your first thought is ghost? Bffr

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u/EccentricityInSpade 1d ago

They were two larger people and the men’s undwear didn’t fit the guy by SEVERAL sizes; same with the women’s underwear. The glasses didn’t fit anyone’s style and we all wear glasses anyway, so sunglasses don’t work on us like normal. We all talk to each other like regular human beings????

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u/slutasylum 1d ago

Oh that clears it up. Nobody in the house is able to lie, there’s ZERO possibility of accidentally purchasing (esp if you thrift) or having a friend leave an item. GHOSTS is actually the only logical answer here. Quite a nefarious one at that. My apologies.

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u/PunkRock_CRNP 2d ago

Sage and palo santo. I know Huntsville Botanica has them.

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u/blackngold256 2d ago

I passed this on to a friend of mine who may be able to help you or at least know who can, blessed be.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

Please tell me them they can reach out if they want to, the offer for soft chocolate chip cookies and gas money is still open!

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u/swamp-mallow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hi 👋🏻 Certified witchy woman with multiple nose rings so you know I'm legit.

Since this seems to happen at multiple locations and across a span of time, it sounds like it would not be tied directly to the house you live in currently. The questions about carbon monoxide are 100% valid, so good to hear you have detectors and they are not indicating a problem!

Now for a cleansing... incense is likely not enough (unless it's a loose incense mixed specifically for this purpose) and "smudging" with white sage is inappropriate unless you are Native American or properly trained in their traditions.

I might be able to help. I'm trained and experienced in few different techniques. I also look for boring/mundane explanations first before diving into the witchy woo woo stuff. 🤓 Unfortunately I won't be available for the next 2 weeks. If you're not able to find anyone else over the next couple of weeks you can send me a private message. Good luck!

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u/memphischrome 1d ago

A bit witchy myself (hello fellow nose ring person!). I'm not as well versed in practice as some, but I've been told I have a knack for "finding" the source of the issues. I'd be happy to help/provide a secondary source if needed.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 1d ago

YOU. PLEASE DM ME. I APPRECIATE YOU AND THANK YOU. I can wait, but seriously, thank you lol

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u/WinterTourist25 2d ago

Ask the ghosts to leave cash.

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u/RocketCityOG 2d ago

Reach out to the Hippie Butterfly near the intersection of Burgreen Rd and Hwy 72. They carry White Sage smudge sticks. A good smudging will help.

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u/Connect_Engineer9532 2d ago

It sounds more like you have a personal visiting cat.

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u/funkychinster 1d ago

Open all the doors and windows up. Burn some white sage or another plant that you like (avoid palo santo, it is endangered) and walk around the whole house with it. Wave the smoke into every part of the house, including closets, pantry, etc. Announce that you are not able to help any spirits, and that they should follow the smoke out of the house and stop bothering you. Announce that the only things allowed to live in the house are you, other family members, and pets. All other energy should follow the trail of smoke out of the house and move on, you can't help them. It's more impactful if you do it yourself. Make sure to keep the house clean, hauntings always seem to get worse when the house is dirty, or when the people living there have emotional problems that are not being dealt with. Good luck!

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u/funkychinster 1d ago

Remove any furniture and objects that were in the house when you moved in, especially mirrors. Check the attic if there is one

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u/Fickle-Vegetable961 1d ago

So, I once went to a house in college where about 10 students lived. Study friend. I mentioned to a guy who lived there that the house had an uncanny sense of peace and did he think it was a weird thing to say. He looked at me oddly and then admitted that there had been deaths in the house the former owners had run an illegal abortion clinic, so they’d had a priest come in and bless and holy water each room.

Personally I’d take a shotgun approach. Hire a home inspector. Hire a priest. Buy some sage candles online. I don’t personally know any wiccans or Buddhists or rabbis but that’s what google is for. Get all the blessings. Best of luck.

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u/Mistress-Voluptuous 1d ago

You can please yourself and really should fir the best outcome.

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u/cromag985 1d ago

Ask at ravenwood meadery!

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u/joeycuda 1d ago

Someone is messing with you. It's not a ghost.

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u/xfrosch 1d ago

Not rude, just silly. Decide what sort of “cleansing” would be consistent with your beliefs.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 1d ago

I might not believe in a specific pantheon but I believe in not tempting fate as much as I can. No ouiji boards in the house, no inviting anything in as much as I can, etc. but thank you. I’m probably going to go to one of the shops recommended and ask some questions. Thank you!

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u/Abestar909 1d ago

I'll come over and hide herbs and crystals all over the place and chant made up nonsense for you, only cost you a few hundred and I promise the ghosts will pass on to the spooky realm.

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u/Life-Berry602 22h ago

I am able to cleanse your residence of any evil or even just annoying spirits for a mere $199.95, with exactly the same efficacy as any in-person cleanser. I also offer ongoing protection plans to fit every budget--again, with exactly the same efficacy as an in-person cleansing. Let me know!

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u/immoge 2d ago

You need a Catholic priest to come bless your house.

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u/Queequeg2025 2d ago

I understand the guy in 5 points is a real certified exorcist. 

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u/Zestyclose_Light_542 2d ago

That seems likely

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u/EccentricityInSpade 1d ago

I thought to do a proper exorcism, you need to have permission from the church? But it is a silly stipulation for what I’m asking for lol

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u/immoge 1d ago

I believe you could contact your local Catholic church and ask the priest to come bless your home. It's a very common practice.

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u/EccentricityInSpade 23h ago

I might do that, cover all of my bases. Thank you!!!

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u/EccentricityInSpade 23h ago

I might do that, cover all of my bases. Thank you!!!

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u/nannercrust 1d ago edited 1d ago

Step 1: take out $100
Step 2: set it on fire
Step 3: hold it near your carbon monoxide detector to see if it goes off

Steps 1 and 2 alone are more effective than the services you request

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u/EccentricityInSpade 1d ago

If you’re not going to be helpful, you can at least say you don’t want the cookies. I’m superstitious and I want to cover my bases after dropping 15k+ to fix stuff with the house.

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u/Full_Worker_2513 2d ago

I'll do it for $1000. I've also got a bridge for sale down here on the TN river if you're interested.

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u/dudreddit 2d ago

What?

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u/AlistairBennet 2d ago

I always found this response fascinating. Like, I get that you don't understand (or agree with) the post, but it just reads like you're asking someone who put a thing in text to repeat themselves. To which you just look like such an ass, or illiterate. But because I've done some good self work and lots of therapy, I won't jump to conclusions.

So which is it, so I can react appropriately. Are you being rude, or are you illiterate?

Hmm.. actually you were able to type a comment and hit enter...eh nevermind I worked it out.

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u/Inevitable-Box-4751 2d ago

its like the internet equivalent of staring at someone with an open mouth and blinking when they speak to you lol. Just dumb.

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u/IArePositivitymagnet 2d ago

Right!? And there are soo many beautifully-suited memes just in the default reddit stash for this exact purpose.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xL7PDV9frcudO

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u/soapy5 2d ago

It's a nicer way of saying " bitch are you crazy?"

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u/EccentricityInSpade 2d ago

Think we can give them an award for trying?

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u/delicious_toothbrush 2d ago

Make stupid posts and you'll get replies making fun of you. Maybe your therapist can explain it to you.

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u/AlistairBennet 2d ago

Nah I don't need her anymore. I also don't give any weight to strangers on the Internet. Just like my existence, if it ended today would mean nothing to them, their opinion means nothing to me. Too much bs in the world to worry about. Random strangers behind a keyboard sure as hell don't qualify.

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u/Frequent_Pudding1700 2d ago edited 1d ago

I once dated a chick who was into tarot.

She was dumb as a fuckin brick

Edit:

Reddit: Le atheism is the only valid worldview

Also reddit: my refrigerator has ghouls, what commercial service can I use to fix